What is the BEST Evil Dead Movie? – Tony from Hack The Movies

  • “Crystal’s fine, but we all prefer Mint Salad”
  • “How can anyone hate Crystal? when her devilish smile lights up her face when she says things like “I like evil Ash”, how can you not just feel happy!”
  • “Um damn can Crystal be any cuter”
  • “man crystal comin off a coke binge but shes still fine af.”
  • “I love Crystal”
  • “I love crystal and Monica! Crystal has beautiful eyes, but I also loved her nerdy look in the glasses. Congrats on the LASIK.”
  • “Crystal should absolutely cosplay as Evil Dead Rise mom. She’s a dead ringer for Alyssa Sutherland.”

These people are on another planet.

6 thoughts on “What is the BEST Evil Dead Movie? – Tony from Hack The Movies

  1. What kinda video was that? A parody of the AVGN when he supposedly reviews old school movies?
    The fat chick certainly looks like Justin with a wig.

  2. Both Hack the Movies and Horseface are also paying for Blue Checks on Twitter.
    What a waste of money!

  3. Off-topic, but ole’ Newt has achieved some newfound fame recently by making a dumb short video about Bud Light. 100K views woo-hoooo!

    Something caught my attention in the comments though, someone said “you look like you’d be on To Catch a Predator” lol. Newt responded and said something like “Thats’s funny, because Chris Hansen is in my movie Sucks2suck”

    I’ll believe it when i see it.

    1. I’m pretty sure that she had a snake when she was living with her marine corps boyfriend for ten years. That relationship that we never heard about until after it was over.

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