0:15 – She says that she hasn’t made many videos or streamed in December and January. It’s true. She gave up after some shitty video didn’t get as many views as she wanted.
0:45 – She took a trip to Belize and Guatemala.
1:00 – She shows a picture of her looking miserable at some Aztec ruins. Or maybe they’re not Aztec. Who knows?
Who’s operating the camera for this? Her dog? Maybe she brought a tripod with her. Or just propped the camera up somewhere.
She says that she did a lot of “caves and spelunking.” Uh huh. Pam is a real spelunker. Spelunking those Guatemalan caves.
1:10 – Whoa! Get your tissues ready for this one. Pam in a bikini.
She also “sipped on pineapple juice cocktails”. Uh huh. She’s a drunk.
Snorkelling was another “adventure” she had there.
Then she came back to Canada with four kilograms of heroin smuggled in her person.
Who the fuck goes to Belize and Guatemala? This is the most SJW vacation possible. “Oh, I love the indigenous culture” and then she spends all of her time in tourist areas, doing tourist shit, and drinking tourist alcoholic beverages.
1:30 – She went to Magfest. You know what would have been great? A picture of Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining with Crystal Quin aka Horseface McGee. Like that famous picture of Erin with Pam from some nerd convention.
Oh. She was only there for a few hours because she “got overwhelmed by the amount of people on the floor.” She’s paranoid about covid. I guess. Or does she suddenly just have a fear of crowds?
2:45 – Shoot oot to Point and Drink Adventure, Pam’s AWFUL podcast with her lesbian bff Pele.
I should have mentioned that Pam is wearing a shirt that says, “Emotionally Unavailable.”
4:15 – “Finally, I just wanted to give a bit of an update on sort of the direction or the future of my channel. I’m not going anywhere, really. I’m not quitting Youtube.”
Fuck.
“But I have really enjoyed this little break that I’ve taken.”
Well, no. This could be good news. “All good tv shows take a break.” You know what that means. This shit is over.
She says that she’s been making three or four videos a month for the past eight years.
6:15 – Now Pam is showing some video games that she recently purchased. We can safely skip this.
8:30 – Shoot oot to her life partner.
Then she finishes the video by talking about games that she’s been playing. I don’t care.
Comments.
- “Why do you look better with each video?”
Maybe glaucoma. See a doctor.
- “Hi Pam, I’m a NYer that’s a huge fan of you and your Channel. Anyway, I’ve been playing Elemental Gimmick Gear (EGG) for the Sega Dreamcast. Fun game with fantastic music. Have you ever played it?”
Yo yo yo. Imma New Yorker.
Who gives a fuck? What are we even supposed to take from this? He’s from New York so…he likes old Dreamcast games? What does New York have to do with anything?
I’ve known a few people from New York. They’re assholes. Is this what you’re promoting? “Yo yo yo. I’m an asshole.” Just a warning for people, I guess.
Yo yo yo. Where my cream cheese and bagels at?
They’re up your ass, faggot.
You don’t get this from people from anywhere else in the world. Nobody says, “I’m a Dallas guy” or “I’m a Copenhagener” or “I’m a La Pazinite” but for some reason we’re supposed to give a shit that somebody is from New York. People from New York think that we’re going to be impressed with this. No. Fuck New York and fuck you.
Anyway, is it too premature to post this:
ESL here so I can’t really tell when someone has a Canadian accent, do you spell “shoot oot” like so because of her pronuntiation?
Yeah. It’s a stereotype that Canadian people pronounce words like “about” as “aboot”. Words that end in “out”. Like “shout” and “out”. Pam doesn’t actually really have a strong accent like that but I just do it for a bit of comedy.