Hello, desperation. Newt is going to show us some titties on Youtube. I guess. That’s clearly what’s being implied here.
Newt…if I want to see breasts there are a billion porn sites out there. There are also women out there. Women who will take their clothes off if you spend some time with them and play your cards right. People aren’t going to fucking Youtube for their booby fix.
But you can see breasts on Youtube. You just have to be creative in your searches. You can see some boobs with, “breast exam”, for example. Or “mamogram”. You know, things that have a legitimate medical component to them.
You also used to be able to see dramatisations of breast exams. Like Meredith Baxter (the mother from Family Ties) was in a 1994 movie called My Breast. And there’s a scene where she gets them out. Totally normal. It’s a medical procedure. But it’s not on Youtube any more. Only porn sites.
Also, music videos will sometimes slip some nudity in. Like here:
From about 3:30 to the end of the video, you get a few quick glimpses of breasts. You have to either pause the video or really time yourself well.
I suppose that music videos can get away with it because it’s “art.” But yeah, you can see a lot of artistic boobs on Youtube. Like with this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvGmZDpc4P8
You can only watch it on Youtube and you probably have to be logged in so I just made it a link. But it’s a woman posing another woman for some “artistic” nudes. I’m not into the tattoos but it’s art. We’re just here for art. The only people watching that video are people who want to learn more about posing people for fine art.
Topless protests. It’s a big thing these days. And Youtube allows these videos to be shown because it’s news. It’s important that we all stay abreast on the latest developments in the world.
That smut is right there on the Associated Press channel. Doesn’t get any more prestigious than that.
So as long as there’s a medical, artistic, or news-related reason, you can show breasts on Youtube.
Anyway, Newt is here with his haircut and showing off his latest prostitute. It’s all to make Horseface jealous. And Horseface wasn’t ever his girlfriend. He just paid her to hang out with him. Same as what he’s doing with this woman. Same as what he does with every woman he knows. It’s the only way he can get women to spend time with him.
So let’s watch this fucking trash.
0:00 – The prostitute is taking a shower. She’s looking rough. That’s what no makeup and no filter does.
Then Newt just immediately promotes the IndieGoGo. I’m not paying for this. What am I supposed to pay for? So you can make a video of a prostitute in the shower? You’ve already done that. You’re already filming. Apparently.
0:45 – Newt says that this video was her idea. He continues, “I made her cover her breasticles with tape so that nothing sees.”
He’s totally flummoxed. Can’t even speak properly. Newt. It’s a prostitute taking a shower. Who cares? Relax.
Then the video ends with Newt joking about what a stud he is and the prostitute says, “I’m so wet…from the shower!” Get it? We were supposed to think that her pussy was wet. From being around sexy boy Newt.
- “Dude, why did you cut your hair? I was digging the long scruffy look. This looks like it’s going to be the summer of Newt!”
Newt replies, “Got cast in a horror movie and they needed my hair short”.
Oh yeah. Newt is really going places. He’s cutting his hair for big, important movie roles. Must be one of his 11 or 13 projects that he’s releasing in or around 2023.
So that video was released three days ago. How much money are they up to?
About $2,000. Well, that’s more than I expected. Twenty-two people gave money.
As for the masturbatory merits of this shower video, it’s fucking zero. You’ll see more skin in one of Erin’s videos where she goes through a 1992 JCPenney catalogue, assuming that Erin ever goes to the bra section. Which she never does.
I say that the best porn video on Youtube is this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q28nnRi5ZCA
Best of Price is Right Boobs. I did a whole review on it. As here: