After 2 Years, I Finally Finished My Game Room! – Zap Cristal

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Whoa! It’s Zap “Too Hot to be an Influencer” Cristal in a tank top. Hello ladies!

It’s fucking ridiculous. We’re supposed to be jerking off to this? Come on.

0:00 – Ummm…annoying sound effects and then she starts dancing. I…guess she’s trying to make these videos interesting but…I don’t know. This isn’t the way. This is just embrassing.

Then her son, who’s filming his mother doing this “sexy” dance in her “sexy” tank top asks her to stop. This is some scripted “comedy” but again, it’s just embarrasing.

I mean…she’s a little on the chunky side. But people are into that. She has big tits. She’s an average-looking middle aged woman. A 5/10.

But too hot to be an influencer? No. She should not be trying to capitalise on her appearance. And doing this weird “sexy” stuff in front of her son is…the authorities should be called. This is disturbing.

1:15 – She’s showing the crap on her shelves. She shows some Cuphead drinking glasses. She says, “This was one of my many Christmas gifts that you guys actually gave me.” And there’s footage of some stream where she was presumably showing gifts that the horntards sent. And her unfortunate son is there.

So anyway, she’s showing her collection. She has games and toys and whatnot. And I can think is why is she wasting her money on this shit? She has a son. Shouldn’t she be spending her money in a more responsible fashion? Even if she’s not going to invest it, just keeping the money in the fucking bank would be a better use of her money.

No, she’s going to blow it all on video games and toys so that she has something to put on her many shelves. It’s insane.

And they’ve sold their collection previously. Her husband said that God told him to sell his collection after their car broke down or something. I forget the story exactly but I remember him saying that God told him to sell the collection.

So did God tell these people to restart the collection too? Why is God so invested in their video game collections? Doesn’t God have other things to do? Well, he’s all-knowing and all-powerful, I guess. But still. It seems beneath God to get involved in people’s video game collections.

7:30 – She’s showing her badge collection. Badges that she got from nerd conventions. You know…on lanyards. Is “lanyard” a term used in the US? I’ve only heard it in the UK. Maybe because I never had a reason to discuss lanyards in the US.

“It reminds me that we are on the right path and we are doing really, really well.”

God has ordained Zap Cristal to be the saviour of retro gaming Youtube channels.

I’m at 12 minutes. Come on. I don’t want to watch any more. There’s another ten minutes of this shit. I get it. You have some video games and various crap. Neat.

No. I’m sorry. God is telling me to end this video. I made it to 14:45.

Let’s check out the blessed comments.

Nothing interesting. Has God abandoned me?

Let’s try her Twitter.

She retweets some weird bullshit.

TIME FREEDOM. LOCATION FREEDOM. MONEY FREEDOM. Separate how your money is made from how much time you work. Separate your money from your location. Separate the money from your basic needs from the need to do active work.

So…what? She wants to make money without doing any work? Oh, I don’t think that God is down with that.

  • “Dishonest money dwindles away, but whoever gathers money little by little makes it grow.” (Proverbs 13:11)
  • “No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money.” (Matthew 6:24)
  • “Jesus answered, ‘If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.'” (Mathew 19:21)
  • “Then some soldiers asked him, ‘And what should we do?” He replied, “Don’t extort money and don’t accuse people falsely—be content with your pay.'” (Luke 3:14)
  • “For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs.” (Timothy 6:10)

We can go on with this. I think that God’s position is pretty clear.

She’s trying to do some “collab” with other “creators”. Then she sends a follow up tweet reminding people that it’s by invitation only.

Nobody replies because nobody gives a shit. Zap Cristal is absolutely rock bottom. She has 5,000 subscribers. Why does she have such a high opinion of herself? It’s extremely off-putting. What does the bible have to say about humility?

  • “The LORD Almighty has a day in store for all the proud and lofty, for all that is exalted (and they will be humbled),” (Isaiah 2:21)
  • “Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit. Rather, in humility value others above yourselves,” (Philippians 2:3)
  • “When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.” (Proverbs 11:2)
  • “The LORD detests all the proud of heart. Be sure of this: They will not go unpunished.” (Proverbs 16:5)
  • “Live in harmony with one another. Do not be proud, but be willing to associate with people of low position. Do not be conceited.” (Romans 12:16)

It’s all right there in the fucking bible. God is going to punish this extremely vain woman. It can’t be any clearer. Show me the bible verses that SUPPORT vanity and conceit.

This woman doesn’t know the word of God from her own fat ass.

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