Newt is doing a “collab” with Dollar Tree Kevin Smith. He met this guy when his “life was falling apart” last year. You mean when you were fired for plagiarism? Is that it?
Why doesn’t he just accept responsibility for this? Yeah, of course there are other people who are to blame. Maybe he was given too much work. Clearly, James should have been writing all of these reviews himself. But the fact remains that Newt plagiarised this script. Wholesale. And he takes no responsibility for this. Indeed, he says that it was a GOOD thing that he plagiarised. He was working smarter, not harder.
6:00 – “This movie starts with tits.”
Eugh. This is why views are down for Newt. It’s the same old bullshit in every video. We get it. Tits and gore. This doesn’t interest me. Or very many people, it would seem. Change the record. You have to keep things fresh. You can’t do a 16 part review of an Erin Plays video. People get tired of it. I have to finish that video, by the way.
9:00 – They’re arguing about who has the worst hairline between them. Nobody gives a fuck. This is gay. What are they doing? “Oh, no. Your hair is fabulous Newt. I wish I had that much hair. I bleached all of my hair and it fell out.”
What the fuck? Get to the movie, you bumboys.
Oh. This is the guy who interviewed Newt nine months ago. I talked about that here:
We were promised more to this interview but we never got it.
Oh wait. There is another video on his channel. It’s allegedly part two of this interview but it takes place in a parking lot…oh fuck . I’ll have to watch this at some point. Two fucking hours. From a quick skim, I’m not seeing anything worth discussing, though.
And this guy was a professional skateboarder? What happened? He’s like 300 pounds. Just completely let himself go.
Too much food. That’s the problem.
McDonalds used to have lobster sandwiches in New England. I don’t know if they still do and I don’t know if they existed as far south as New Jersey. But definitely in New England, you could get lobster sandwiches in McDonalds. Just some crazy regional thing. The McLobster. I never indulged. I don’t eat seafood.
I had the McRib as a kid. Of course, that’s become a joke now. It was fine, though. Just highly-processed pork shaped into…ribs, I guess.
I remember when the Chicken McNuggets were a new thing. These were all the rage among my classmates. I had them a few times as a kid but I was never into chicken, and especially not the Frankenstein chicken slurry that comprises a Chicken McNugget.
Every day at my school, they would serve a different meal at my school. This is probably common but I don’t know how things are done in other schools and in different eras. Chicken nugget day was by far the most popular day for the school cafeteria. But I think that I only got that shit once. You didn’t get any sauce, of course. And these aren’t the nuggets that you get at McDonalds. These are just frozen chicken nuggets that they’re heating in an industrial oven or something. And you’re eating them dry. I was not impressed.
But the kids loved them and they always called them “Chicken McNuggets.” Such was the ubiquity of the McDonalds product that kids didn’t even know that the food was called “chicken nuggets”.
I haven’t had McDonalds in probably seven or eight years. Maybe longer than that. The food isn’t very good and the ambiance is terrible. There’s always a bunch of scumbags in there. Who needs it? You pay an extra £2 and you can get a decent meal in an independent restaurant and dine in comfort.
So where was I going with this? Oh, yeah. Newt Wallen. I’m not going to listen to this shit any more. I don’t care about his tits and gore obsession.
Let’s check out his Twitter.
Oh, Newt’s feeling sorry for himself again. And the ladyboys all says, “Oh, we love you, Newt. Glad you didn’t kill yourself.”
And if you think I’m joking about the ladyboys, no. Just look.
Top reply is from Del.
It’s a ladyboy. Says that he’s glad that Newt is still alive and inspiring people.
Why does Newt attract so many ladyboys? He needs to ask himself that question.