Gamer Girls

I reviewed this video here:

https://gamergrrlsofficial.wordpress.com/2021/12/31/power-pad-games-erin-plays/

That article is a re-post of the original article so it comes with a preamble, giving some of the history of the article.

Anyway, the Power Pad video is Erin’s most popular video, by far. She’s just in a little outfit, bouncing around, showing her feet, and constantly pulling her shorts down because they keep riding up.

She’s a real gamer. This is how you play Track and Field for the NES. I remember playing this game as a kid. My neighbour just got a Nintendo. So I went over and he handed me a little spandex outfit and I said, “Wait a minute. What’s this for?” He explained that we’re playing Track and Field and it requires the Power Pad and this is what you have to wear when you use the Power Pad. Well, okay. I was just ignorant about the NES back then. It was a new thing. I didn’t know the protocols.

Anyway, Youtube lets you see what the most played parts of the video are now. Which parts will be the most popular? The beginning where she gives a history of the Power Pad? The part where she shows the Japanese version? Gameplay footage of some game that has cute food in it?”

Spoiler: no. None of that.

2:10 to 2:42 – Here’s the first spike in views.

“This one has you reaching all over the pad kind of like a less intense version of Twister.”

And Erin is completely bent over and…well, rather than describing this, let’s just get a screenshot.

Uh huh.

“But if you’re someone like me who sits on their butt all day playing video games, you may need to prepare yourself.”

That’s another thing. She says “butt” a lot in this video. And derivatives of “It’s so hard.” I won’t even mention the obvious lie of Erin playing video games all day.

Then she starts kicking her legs out.

Uh huh.

“I failed the first time playing because my ass kept landing on the back buttons.”

Uh huh. Ass. And then she demonstrates same in the video.

So that was the first most re-played section. If your heart can handle all the titillation, let’s move on. I’m doing these in chronological order, by the way. There are four large spikes in replay and one huge spike in replay.

3:12 to 3:30 – Here’s the next one. This time Erin is playing some Barbie dancing game. You’re supposed to follow the digitised Barbie as she dances on the pad. But Erin says, “See? I do my own movements” and Erin demonstrates her own dance techniques. As below:

This is hot, right? A 32 year old woman in front of children’s posters, pretending to be interested in video games while wearing a little outfit? I’m totally flaccid here. I need to make that doctor’s appointment.

Then we see Erin’s feet.

“All my years of drill team and cheerleading are finally paying off.”

It’s just creepy.

3:55 – 4:22 – Here’s the third increase in views. These first three are all sort of back to back and then we get a long lull in the middle of the video where she mostly shows game footage. So no feet.

Here’s where the spike starts. Erin is pretending to celebrate the completion of some Barbie game for children.

But here’s the money shot.

“Uh oh. We’re sitting down for this one.”

And we see a middle aged, unemployed woman on a Power Pad playing a children’s game that’s older than she is and pretending to enjoy it. Kicking her legs out.

“Ooh, this is getting hard.”

So you claim, Erin. Repeatedly. I’m not one to boast about impotence but this is just not working for me. I’m sorry. YOU might think that this is hot, the horntards might think that this is hot, but to me this is just creepy and pathetic. There’s nothing erotic about that.

16:46 to 17:25 – This is, by far, the most replayed section of the video. Erin is playing a game where she’s jumping hurdles. Uh huh. You guys enjoy looking at middle aged, flat-chested women jumping around, right? Then this is for you.

Here she is jumping. She does this a couple of times and then she says “yeah” with her terrible acting as if she’s enjoying any of this depravity.

Then there’s extended footage of her feet as she runs and jumps on this thing.

She continues to yell “yeah”. She also grunts. Then in a breathless voice she says, “This is so…hard.”

We get it, Erin. We’re all hard. Hard and ass.

It ends with Erin passing out from fake exhaustion. She exclaims, “I just started.”

18:40 to 19:27 – The final peak is a longer section than the previous ones. She’s playing some game where you have to jump obstacles while on a wooden log. Or something. There’s probably some sex half-joke in there.

It starts with Erin jumping around. Then she screams, “Oh my god”. Okay. Great.

Then we get to see some more of Erin’s feet. She says, “Rafting. I forget what we do here.”

Probably because you’ve never played the game before, Erin. So this is not a case of forgetting. It’s not knowing. It’s not being at all familiar with the material. Why not just say it? Nobody cares. They’re here for feet, not for pro gaming.

Then she jumps a few times.

“Oh my god. We have to jump really high.” And she’s out of breath again.

Then she keeps failing at the game because she never played it before.

Then it finishes with her bending forward like this, showing whatever cleavage she has, and saying, “I’m going to jump the second it starts moving.” Then she fails again because she has no idea how the game works, owing to the fact that she’s never played it before.

So these were the top five most played sections of the video. I don’t get it.

Does she even have nice legs? They look chubby to me. This isn’t toned. But maybe this is what people are looking for. I don’t know. I have no idea what a nice leg looks like. This isn’t the 1920s. I’m not impressed with seeing a woman’s legs.

The whole video is baffling to me. If I found any of this even remotely arousing, I’d say so. But I don’t. It’s pathetic. It’s a pathetic middle aged woman, with no job, in a little outfit, whose appearance can be described as “average at best.” How is this even remotely a hot chick?

And body-wise, there’s nothing that appeals.

Take Madam Fomo, for example. She has big tits. So I get it. I get why those horntards are giving her money.

But Erin? No. It’s a total mystery to me. It’s a dumpy woman with chubby legs and no tits. Not interested.