THIS is what we waited all year for? Erin in a hooded sweatshirt?
WHERE’S THE “SEXY” COSTUME?
I think that the last time she dressed up in a “sexy” costume was two years ago. I talk about it here:
She was a “sexy” Strawberry Shortcake. She looked like a chubby, tattooed, middle aged woman in a weird as fuck costume. Then she put a jacket on because she was uncomfortable with all of the creepy comments from the horntards.
Maybe she gave up on the “sexy” costumes because it finally dawned on her that she’s not a hot chick. Maybe she felt that she was getting too old for this. Although, frankly, even in her prime she shouldn’t have been dressing up in “sexy” costumes for public consumption. Who, other than horntards, are jerking off to this?
So we get sweatshirt Erin for Halloween. Well, I’m for it. I’m all for people embracing reality. She also rarely uploads videos on Youtube any more. Presumably, she’s realising that this scam is never going to work. Then I suppose the next step is to end the fake relationship with Mike. And go back to California. Get a job like a normal person. This would be the ideal scenario, anyway.
0:15 – “Now, this isn’t going to be every spooky level in a horror game ever made.”
Uhhh…duh, Erin.
“These are just some that I’m interested in discussing right now.”
Stuff that she found during “variety” streams or the hortards told her about or Mike or maybe through Google searches.
0:30 – “If you can think of other spooky levels in non-horror games, feel free to discuss them in the comments.”
She wants the horntards to do all of the work. Because Erin “always” “forgets” which non-horror games have spooky levels.
0:45 – “Remember this commercial for Paperboy on the N64?”
No, Erin. Nor do you.
By the way, she played this game on stream, for money.
1:30 – She likes the “Nickelodeon colour scheme”. Great commentary, Erin.
2:15 – Mario Party 2. Horror Land. Everyone is dressed up as a wizard. “They look so cute.”
Great commentary, Erin.
2:45 – “A very cute pumpkin patch.”
This is fucking awful.
And this is an odd choice. She never played this on stream, for money. So she never played this before.
3:15 – Gex 64. Another odd choice. Has she played this on stream, for money before?
3:30 – “I chuckled every time I heard the Rip Taylor reference.”
She’s a big Rip Taylor fan, guys. You guys know Rip Taylor, right? The guy who hasn’t been seen on television since 1985? One or two years before Erin was born?
4:15 – She’s talking about inconsequential things in the game that she likes. “A destroyed toilet floating in the basement. Maybe it means that the basement was flooded because of the toilet?”
No shit. Of course that’s what it means, you fucking moron. And it’s not floating. You can see water coming out of the fucking toilet.
“Maybe monsters take gigantic dumps.”
We’re supposed to be jerking off to this? She’s catering to the scat fetishists. Well, it works for James Rolfe, I guess.
“Recording this footage made me want to play this game more and get used to the controls.”
Fucking awful. She’s all but admitting that she only played the game once, for the purposes of this video, briefly. Hasn’t even figured out the fucking controls.
4:45 – She says, “I’ll probably be coming back to this one some time.”
Oh, great. We can all look forward to that boring as fuck stream.
5:00 – Duck Tales. Mike has talked about this game many, many times. Gee, Erin. Where do you get your ideas?
6:30 – Tiny Toons: Buster Busts Loose.
7:45 – Taz: Escape from Mars.
She must have been looking at some kind of list of video games based on cartoons. Or Mike just told her all of these and he happened to be thinking of cartoon-based games at the time.
8:30 – She makes a Contra reference that she obviously did not know. Mike told her this.
9:30 – “I like that it’s the Yosemite Sam from the episode Knighty Knight Bugs. And yes, I did have to look up the title of that episode by Googling “Yosemite Sam knight”.
What a bizarre comment. First of all, NOTHING in this entire video, is from Erin’s memory. Erin “always” “forgets”…everything. So everything in here was Googled or she got from Mike or the horntards.
So why focus just on the title of this fucking cartoon? It would be expected from anybody that they would look this up. Very few people know the names of every Looney Tunes short. But she’s self-conscious about this. “Oh, that GamerGrrls guy isn’t going to catch me on this one. I’m just going to beat him to the punch and admit that I looked this one up.” It’s ridiculous. I wouldn’t call her out for this.
But I will mention that she calls these “episodes”. Like they’re tv shows. No, these were theatrical shorts. You idiot.
Oh, and the screenshot she used from this short is taken straight from Wikipedia. Same exact picture.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knighty_Knight_Bugs
10:45 – “Like most people that grew up in the 80s or the 90s in America, I associate Pizza Hut with my childhood.”
I…what? One second, she’s talking about this Tazmanian Devil game, the next she’s talking about Pizza Hut. What’s the relevance? Is she moving on to a new topic? Pizza Hut?
And no, I don’t think that Pizza Hut was so widespread. I went to a Pizza Hut once as a child. Even as an adult, I never went to a Pizza Hut in the US. I didn’t even see any.
“When I think about my childhood Pizza Hut, I of course think about the red cups.”
Erin is all about those hues. She loves colours. All of them. The whole rainbow. And she wants you to know about it. If something has a colour, she’ll be sure to mention it.
Then she talks about the “little arcade area” in the restaurant. You know…the one that she never went to.
This is why she’s talking about Pizza Hut. It was a god awful segue to The Simpsons Arcade Game.
11:15 – “It’s also fun to slam into people with your ass. I wish I could do both of these things in real life.”
The other thing was hit people with a vacuum cleaner. But yeah. “Ass”. Hitting people with your ass. Erin is all about it. She loves to say “ass” in a gratuitous fashion. This is what Shishi and the gang need to cum. They just need to hear a middle aged woman in a sweatshirt saying “ass”.
12:15 – Shout out to “WANPAKU GRAFFITI”! She loves that game. She played a few times, on stream, for money. And she repeatedly referred to it as “Wanpaku Graffiti” even though nobody on earth calls it that. She’s since corrected herself.
12:30 Adventures in the Magic Kingdom. Oh, great. She made a Youtube video of this and probably played it on stream, for money.
“For whatever reason, I seem to reference it a lot.”
Well, it is one of the few games that you’ve played, Erin. This might have been her first Youtube video. It was one of the first videos, anwyay.
Erin’s original idea was to only make videos of “cute” Disney games. Maybe she would have branched out to “cute” games based on cartoons generally. But no, she didn’t go that way. Instead, she decided to do…whatever it is that she does.
14:30 – Michael Jordan: Chaos in the Windy City. She’s a big Michael Jordan fan, guys.
“When I was first told about this game…”
WHEN? Tell us when? When were you first told about this game? I guarantee that it was recently, when she was doing a stream. Why not just say so? NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!
No. She has to constantly make nebulous statements like this to give the impression that she’s a big time “gamer”. Erin loves video games. She’s been playing them all of her life. Hundreds of thousands of hours wasted on video games.
16:45 – Micky Mouse: Land of Illusion.
This better be the last game. This is fucking brutal.
She thinks that some enemies are “really cute”. Fucking fantastic, Erin.
Yeah. That’s the video. This was awful.
Coments.
Oh, Joe from Gamesack replied. He’s a big Erin fan. I’ll just say that.
- “I agree about the controls on the SNES Tiny Toon Adventures game. A decently enjoyable “spooky” level that I can think of off the top of my head is the Transylvania stage in Quackshot. Super scary. If your underwear isn’t soiled after playing that level then perhaps you have no pulse? Actually come to think of it I wouldn’t be surprised if the very large majority of Disney games, at least the ones based on the proper cartoon characters from the past like Mickey, Donald, etc etc have spooky levels in them.”
Ummm…you know that this is a con, Joe. Why feed the lies? Fucking beta orbiter Joe over here.
- “Erin you are crazy beautiful and you make fun videos about video games! Perfect girl!!!”
Pathetic.
- “Prefect time to drop this, I’m ready”
Yeah. He has his dick in his hand, ready to go. Same with Joe from Gamesack.
- “You’re rocking that hair & costume combo, Erin!”
What costume? It was just a hooded sweatshirt.
- “Happy to see you again erin I hope you will post more video often I was worried you will leave YouTube”
Erin replies, “I’m not going anywhere :)”
Well, that’s disappointing on two levels. First, it’s disappointing that she’s not giving up on Youtube. But secondly, “I’m not going anywhere” can also be applied to her own life. She’s done nothing for the past five years. What is she going to do when this Youtube scam ends and Mike kicks her out? What is she going to put on a job application? “Fake Gamer Grrl: 2017-2022”? Nobody is going to be impressed with that.
Erin replies to a comment with, “I can’t believe I didn’t know about Windy City until recently.”
Oh, I can believe it. But why didn’t she say that she only found out about the game recently in the video? She left it intentionally vague.
Anything on Twitter?
“My Halloween video is finally done. Trying to decide when to post it. Do I go by what my analytics say and wait until most of my subs are allegedly on YT, or just post it willy nilly? Decisions, decisions. I’m proud of it, so that means no one will probably see it.”
Erin was “proud” of this piece of shit?
By the way, I copy and paste the comment even though I think that everybody can see the comment…like…in a Twitter format. WordPress automatically does this. I can probably turn the feature off but it’s fine. I just copy and paste it in case there’s some browser or something where this doesn’t show up.
Oh, and we’re treated to some “sexy” pictures. This is a rare treat. We have Erin looking like your childhood friend’s creepy mother, holding a skull. Uh huh. That’s…a fetish for somebody, I guess.
And we have Erin doing that anime pose where the girl makes the “V” sign, crosses her eyes, and sticks her tongue out. This is clearly a sex thing. I don’t get it but I’ve seen people request this pose before. Indeed, I saw somebody ask Erin to do this pose before. Erin isn’t crossing her eyes, though.
Anyway, that one went straight to Shishi’s voluminous Erin Plays spank bank.
Somebody replies, “I was always more of Christmas girl myself.”
But who gives a shit? This is about Erin and Halloween. I will bet anything that that’s a guy in a dress. No woman would make a comment like that, advertising that she’s a woman and trying to draw needless attention to herself.
Yeah. No pictures of this “woman” on “her” Twitter. .Only 41 followers. “She” has Star Trek shit on here. A lot of right wing talking point shit. Definitely a guy.
Somebody replies showing some pumpkins that he carved, it’s some video game nerd shit but he’s obviously a talented pumpkin carver. You know what Erin? You’ll never guess in a million years.
“That’s awesome.”