https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jpmioxVY9U
0:00 – “I was reading some comments from people who just discovered the channel and they were like, ‘He’s got a setup like it’s 2007 Youtube.’ I was like, I don’t know if I take that as a negative because in 2007 Youtube, people were still allowed to be funny. You didn’t have the PC Police all up in your business.”
It’s true that Youtube has really cracked down on profanity and sexual content and whatnot but it’s not the setting that made things better.
I used to watch Pruane2Forever. He would mostly do vlogs from his bedroom where he would talk about a movie that he saw or school or whatever. And they were funny because Pruane had some charisma.
Then he got really jaded as he got older and didn’t look so ridiculous. His popularity mainly stemmed from the fact that he was a weird looking kid. As he got older, he didn’t look so weird so people stopped watching.
For the last couple of years of his Youtube career, he contemplated doing other kinds of content. Making movies, doing prank videos, shit like this. Things that were popular at the time because vlogs had become passe. But he didn’t really stick with it. He made a couple of little movies with his friends, most were terrible, some were okay (like his Grand Theft Auto rip off called Van City or something) but then he just quit.
You can find him on Instagram now feeling sorry for himself. And some weird guy who does, “Do you remember this old Youtuber” shit did an episode on Pruane a year or two ago. He’s probably in his mid to late 20s now. He’s doing some menial job in Canada. Good for him, I guess. He’s doing an actual job. Not begging for change on Youtube.
Speaking of which, we’ve got Newt with his Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers t-shirt. The Ideas Man is all about that tits and gore.
1:00 – Newt says of Rob Zombie, “It’s cool that he cast his wife in everything because she’s his muse. That’s great.”
Newt is really into muses. But I’ve been thinking. Newt hasn’t mentioned Horseface in months now. Not that I’ve heard, anyway. Well…actually, I just thought of a recent example. But he used to be absolutely obsessive about it. He’d mention her constantly. But he hasn’t done that in a while. So good for Newt.
1:30 – “I love The Munsters. I grew up on The Munsters. And the move The Munsters Go Home and The Munsters Today in the 1980s. Then in 1996, there was a tv movie. “
Oh, do tell. I somehow doubt that he enjoyed the 1980s Munsters show. NOBODY did. Same with the tv movie.
Then he says that he enjoys both The Addams and The Munsters but in terms of adaptations, “The Addams Family is way ahead.”
Well, there was the successful movie in the 1990s and a less successful sequel or two but other than that…what adaptations are there?
Oh, maybe he’s talking about The Maddams Family, the 1991 pornographic adaptation starring Ron Jeremy, Ona Zee, and featuring Charisma as Cousin Tit. Yeah, it’s a pretty good one.
Ona Zee was huge in the late 1980s and into the 1990s. I didn’t get it. What’s the appeal? But Charisma was great.
5:15 – Shout out to Big Bad Beetleborgs.
I have actually seen this. I’ve never seen Power Rangers because I was too old for that shit but for some reason, I did happen to catch a few episodes of Big Bad Beetleborgs. And I think that Newt is right. It does seem to bear a resemblance to this new Munsters movie. All the colours and whatnot.
Wow. I was in college when this was on. So Newt would have been in high school, I think, which is still too old to be watching Big Bad Beetleborgs.
I’m at the ten minute mark. Newt is just summarising the movie. Basically, he doesn’t like it because there’s not any tits and gore. I’m not even joking.
11:30 – “It almost feels like a fuck you to people who say, ‘Why do you put your wife in everything?’ and it’s like, ‘Well, it’s because she’s my muse and I make better art because of her.'”
I’m so fucking sick of Newt and his muse Horseface. What was the good art that Newt was making with Horseface. Show me. Nothing that I’ve seen Horseface in is even remotely watchable. And this is all shit that Newt was directing and writing and filming and whatever. It’s awful. The entire Newt/Horseface filmography is unwatchable.
12:00 – “Her assistant is this kind of heavyset, moustached, oily, Italian-looking dude and I was like, ‘Oh, I’ve met people like that before.'”
I think that this is a dig at Tony from Hack the Movies.
Also, right before this he made a “wolf/woof” reference, which was a dig at James Rolfe.
17:45 – I’m bored as fuck so I turned the chat replay on. Newt said, “I wrote a script called JAPANSYLVANIA at the old company that got shot down. but was beetle borgs meets scooby doo”
Way to go, Ideas Man. More plagiarised bullshit that nobody is interested in.
I have two minutes left but I’m just going to declare this one done. Let’s see what the ladyboys have to say about this.
– “I loved this review and I’m looking forward to more guests!”
So we’ve got a horny retard here. Wants to see some more “sexy” skanks.
Newt replies, “I only have so many friends left. So you will meet all of em”.
Everybody please feel sorry for Newt. He seems to only have about twenty friends. At least. None of them are his muse, though.
Let’s check out his Twitter. Maybe he gives us an update on how many views he’s getting on Youtube or whatever.
He re-tweets somebody talking about how Coolio died. Newt CONSTANTLY re-rweets shit about dead celebrities. Celebrities who he’s never talked about in his fucking life.