7 great games to play on Game Pass this summer – Cannot be Tamed

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AfKc5VBCjg

0:00 – Whoa!  Get your tissues ready.  Views must be down again.  Pam is in her summer dress.  She has the melons out.  

Then she starts talking about some games.  Oh my fucking god.  I can’t do this.  Let me just look at the timestamps.  Maybe there’s a game that I’ve heard of.  I really, really doubt it, though, given that I don’t read anything about video games.

3:00 – Procession to Calvary.  Sounds interesting.  Eugh.  It’s another adventure game.

5:15 – Shadowrun.  Some RPG.  I can’t.

8:15 – Some new Wolfenstein game.  Come on.  Say something interesting, Pam.

No.  She can’t do it.

So what the fuck are we going to do now?  That’s the video.  And nobody else is uploading.  Maybe the comments will save me.

– “Pam, would you ever or is there some place where you review music, I saw your post and would love to hear your thoughts and interpretation of ‘With Teeth’”

Pam replies, “No, I’m not interested in reviewing music.”

God, she’s so fucking boring and has no idea how to speak to people.

Bizarrely, two people gave her response a thumbs up.  What are they thumbing up?  They don’t want to hear her opinion on music?  The like how she’s a bitch to everyone for no reason?

– “man, i love that you are so brave to be true to who you are, dont let anyone tell you that you are not a real woman, or that you are just a trans, you are the real deal man, and i respect you”

A joke comment, presumably, suggesting that Pam is a man in a dress.

On to Twitter.

https://twitter.com/Jasyla_/status/1548793150063497216

– “That was a really fun stream. Had a lot more viewers than normal due to a nice raid and got to spend 3 hours being thirsty and telling all the characters to kiss.”

Am I crazy for never getting aroused at a video game?  

Fuck.  That’s it for her Twitter.  

Here’s the problem with Pam: she’s boring as fuck.  

Let’s just check out fucking Joe from Game Sack’s Twitter.  I haven’t done this before.

All video game shit.  WHO CARES?  

https://twitter.com/GameSack/status/1546616698551144450

Oh, here’s something different.  Hey guys!  Remember Cheers?

That sitcom from the 1980s?  Yeah.  I remember it.  I haven’t watched it in 30 years.  What’s wrong with you?  What have you been doing for the past 30 years?

And he posts fucking Star Trek shit.  

It’s boring.  I’m sorry that you peaked in 1987 but join us in the present.  There’s a lot of cool stuff here.

Well, there’s a new video from Tony from Hack the Movies coming soon.  Horseface and Johanna are in it.  Maybe I’ll be able to get some “content” out of that.  

And Newt is releasing a video soon where he reviews a video with his friend Kevin.  Whoever that is.  We’ll find out.  Maybe it’s interesting.  

Newt was also going to release another video about interesting anecdotes from his time working in movie theatres but he rescheduled it, apparently.  I suspect that there was something in that video that he later had regrets about including, so he’s having to re-edit it or re-film it.

Wait…hold the phone.  We’ve got some Horseface news.

https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1551323426522112000

There’s a picture of Horseface with Johanna.  Horseface describes Johanna is her “wife”.  Because that’s sexy, right?  Pretending to be lesbians?  And especially when we’re talking about two hot babes like Horseface and Johanna.

Kris Glavin enjoyed it.  “Stunningly gorgeous young ladies happy Monday gorgeous hope you have a great day and week ahead babe”

Wow.  He only replied once.  That’s unusual.

But no.  Here’s the news:

https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1551354732366659584

Horseface is going to start streaming on Twitch.

You know who replied?  Kris Glavin.  “Looking forward to it keep up the incredible work beautiful”

Again, only once.  He must not be getting so horny at these tweets any more.

The streams are going to be a mix of Horseface playing video games and “just chatting.”

I remember watching a Horseface stream before.  I even did a review of one.

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/05/crystal-quins-god-awful-twitch-streams.html

She guessed which state the horntards were from and talked about gas prices.  Maybe the worst stream in the history of streaming video.

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