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 https://twitter.com/Strowlger92/status/1549809122853502978

“I don’t care what anyone says I personally think that CrystalQuin is definitely eye candy & I get excited when she’s on hack the movies”

Horseface actually re-tweeted this.  And she replies in the comments.

How vain can somebody possibly be?  

So anyway, the guy who wrote that message is named Billy Stowlger.  Here’s his Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Strowlger92

He’s fucking huge.  And his description is, “I am gamer, a trekkie, a kevin Smith fan, a whiskey lover but more importantly a nerd on YouTube please subscribe to my channel”

Here’s his channel:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM5_0m7TT6xJg-MUW-sFn6w/videos

He’s enormous.  And I can’t understand what he’s saying.  He’s British but I don’t know anything more specific than that.  Maybe Northern England given his incomprehensible accent.

He was presumably born in 1992.  That would make him…30.  Wow.  What happened?  Big fat guys like this might be somewhat normal in the US, but you don’t often see guys like this in the UK.  And especially not at the age of 30.  What has he been doing to reach this size?

I don’t want to just shit on somebody for being a big fat guy.  But these are the people who talk about how hot Horseface is.  These are the horntards.  

So Crystal re-tweeted this very, very unfortunate man’s tweet.  And she replies, “Hey @HacktheMoviesyou reading this???? They like me!!!!!!!!!!!!”.  Then she posts an animated gif of some woman doing the “suck it” move that the 1-2-3 Kid used to do in World Championship Wrestling.  Whatever his name was.  Shawn Waltman.

Horseface responds three fucking times in this thread.  Just bigging herself up.  Talking about how hot she is.  

This fucking ginormous man also responds.  “How can we not like crystal, we should have a episode where you host & choose the movie”.

Back to Mr Stowlger’s Twitter.  

https://twitter.com/Strowlger92/status/1535693288870752256

“All I want in life is for BeccaLovesChoci to abuse me Daily by telling me how much of a loser I am.”

Becca is a hot chick who specialises in “goons”.  These are men who enjoy being told how pathetic they are, ideally by hot chicks.  I don’t know if Becca also does porn or…what.  There’s no OnlyFans link or anything.  Maybe she makes money solely by insulting pathetic men.  

And she did respond to this guy.  She gave a very generic insult.  Just copied and pasted it.  I expect a lot of money from Mr Stowlger for this shit.  I’ve written an entire article on how pathetic he is.

He does a lot of posts like this.  To a lot of different women.  He also talks about Star Trek a lot.  And posts pictures of lady wrestlers who he jerks off to.  And whiskey.  Oh, he says that he lives in Essex.  That’s near to London.  So not northern England.  Yeah, they’re tough to understand too.  

https://twitter.com/muassholee/status/1492478531636445185

“need a trans angel to sit on your face ? I’m here”

He re-tweeted that.  So he’s into ladyboys too.  Basically anyone.  He’s into anyone who will give him any attention whatsoever.

Horseface re-tweeted this guy’s message.  Did she even look at his Twitter before she did that?  Why would she entertain this?

Because this is her audience.  These are the people who watch Hack the Movies and these gamer grrls.  The bottom 0.1% of men.  

Our friend Kris Glavin also replied in this thread.  FOUR TIMES.

https://twitter.com/KrisGlavin 

– “I mean how can you not love she is adorable and stunningly beautiful”.

– “She definitely needs her own YouTube channel where she reviews 1980s horor films it would be amazing”

– “She is very passionate about the horor genre Wich is awesome”

– “We definitely need more crystal queen”

This is another guy who couldn’t get a date if his life depended on it.  These are the people watching this fucking shit.  These are the people giving these women money.

https://twitter.com/Chase_Schleich

Here’s another guy who replied in that thread, talking about how hot Horseface is.  

Well, he’s not 400 pounds.  That’s a nice change.  His description is, “Single father, worker of multiple jobs, college student, gamer, musician, insomniac. I work for Geek Squad.”

Another giant nerd.  At least he managed to have sex at least once.  

He talks about lady wrestlers who he jerks off to.  Here’s a tweet where he makes a sexual comment to an OnlyFans woman dressed as Darth Vader:

https://twitter.com/Chase_Schleich/status/1535127980200050688

He talks about comic books.  He talks about video games.  The usual nerd shit that nerds talk about.

Jeff Griffin also replied.

https://twitter.com/jsgriffinmusic

He said, “Of course she is, hot af!!”

How old is this guy?  Sixty?  He only has one picture so it’s hard to tell but he talks about nerd shit from a previous generation.  Like Wheel of Fortune.  And instead of jerking off to lady wrestlers, he jerks off to female softball games.  

This guy is talking about how hot Horseface.  And Horseface is entertaining all of this.  “Look at all of my fans, Tony from Hack the Movies.  I can really pull in those horny loser bucks.  Put me on the show.”

Phillip Jones replied.

https://twitter.com/papabearjones

“eye candy is just a bonus, she is entertaining and brings a great personality to the reviews”

He’s another fat guy and his description is, “D&D, MtG, Board Games, Video Games are all a way of life for this nerd :)”

He retweets a lot of stuff from sexy ladies on the internet who he jerks off to, including Horseface.  He also talks about video games and Star Trek and Magic: The Gathering.  The usual nerd shit.

Where are the hot dudes who enjoy going to the gym and clubbing?  These guys aren’t interested in Horseface.  Who would be?  Who other than these omega males would be interested in a woman who looks like a fucking horse and has the personality of Elliot Rodgers?

These are the people who Horseface is cultivating.  She’s encouraging the sycophantic behaviour of these extremely unfortunate men.  This is how she makes money.  She preys on the complete dregs of society.

https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1549446292996341760.

Here’s a “hot” picture of Horseface in a bikini.  If you’re getting so much as a semi over that, I have bad news for you: you’re a horntard.  Get your life together.  Start eating right.  Get some exercise.  Get a job.  Stop with this stereotypical nerd shit.  And the ladies will come.  You won’t need these entirely one-sided, fake internet relationships any more.