https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0V64PqnO6A
It’s Joe from Movie Dumpster (which I refuse to watch), Crystal Quin from Hellerick’s Family Farm, and Tony from Hack the Movies. Too bad they couldn’t get that faggot from Movie Dumpster who banned me from Reddit.
Here would be my dream lineup: The faggot from Movie Dumpster who banned me, Crystal Quin, and Mint Salad. And they can review Casey’s Shadow.
They’re briefly going through John Carpenter’s filmography. Well…at least it’s not Tony summarising a movie.
6:15 – Horseface just starts reading a bunch of years. The years that John Carpenter released movies. It’s really annoying and Tony tells her to shut the fuck up. Tony represents the viewer.
I’m ten minutes in and Horseface has managed to not talk about hot chicks or be too annoying, other than the example above. She’s also wearing an entire shirt. What’s going on here?
18:00 – What’s his name, Beardo over here, asks Tony if he got an erection while watching Vampires. What an odd question. For a heterosexual man, anyway. Draw your own conclusions.
23:00 – Tony says that he doesn’t like live music and Horseface can not shut up about this.
I’m at 32 minutes by the way. I’ve pretty much tuned out. It’s just background noise while I play a game now.
35:00 – They’re talking about They Live somewhere around here. I just want to chime in, to pad this out, that I really hate that movie and can’t understand how anybody can like it. Roddy Piper was not an actor. The special effects were bad. The story was stupid. Not for me.
41:00 – Horseface mentions a topless woman in a movie and indicates that this is, “The best ending to a movie.” Great.
48:00 – Horseface is being a bit annoying. She says “classic” about 100 times in reference to a “scream queen”. Fuck off.
Only 20 minutes to go.
Let’s check out the comments while this plays. I don’t think that anything is going to happen.
– “Not a fan of crystal”
– “Crystal reminds me of a less self aware and more annoying version of Janice from Friends.”
Horseface replies, “I shall take that as a compliment!”
She replies to just about every reference to her. And it was clearly not a compliment.
1:01:30 – Horseface is being annoying again. But I don’t want to describe it.
So…what can I say? This was another watchable episode of Hack the Movies aka Talking About Tapes. It wasn’t interesting. Not at all. But I was able to leave it on as background noise while I did other stuff. And Horseface wasn’t too annoying. No references to hot chicks. No references to how hot she is.
Horseface constantly repeating “classic” had a lot of irony to it because this vid was classic Horseface being totally useless to any discussion being had and looking like background noise the whole time while two people actually talk about the movie for the most part.I laughed as well at her predictable behavior mentioning the ending of They Live. Of course she would focus that down harder than any normal person would. She's a complete slut who pretends to be feminist when convenient but supports constant female degrading projects like she did all the time with Newt lol. You're a fucking fraud like he is and wildly stupid despite thinking otherwise because you're deluded. Tony noting her cringe reminds me of how Mike has been noting Erin's cringe lately. It's like they're both getting worn down on it. Who wouldn't.