SUCKERPUNCH – LIKE GOLD (Official Visualizer) – Mint Salad

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2_COX2Qtik

This is Mint Salad’s pimp/boyfriend.  I don’t know his name.  He made a song.  I couldn’t find the lyrics anywhere and it would have REALLY helped because this shit is largely indecipherable.  This is what I’ve managed to piece together.

(weird sitar music)

I’m Little Isis Cold
If you don’t like me, you don’t like gold
Yeah, I’m Little Isis Cold
If you don’t like me, you don’t like gold

Everybody in the game want the crown
I don’t want the crown, I want to reign in the crowd
I want to reign and apply
I want to harvest this hard work straight out of the ground

I’m out of poverty
Bars closed, lay vacant in town
Cities are not close
Cases don’t get close

Northern Nevada with the venomous pit bulls
Got stabbed once and got hit smaller
Went hunk bowling
Like, oh shit, bro

I ain’t going no further than this though
This, only this, right here at this show
I live in the moment and look forward to exist
So I’ll die for the moment that took me there as a kid

Ohhhh.

I’m Little Isis Cold
If you don’t like me, you don’t like gold
Yeah, I’m Little Isis Cold
If you don’t like me, you don’t like gold

Pull up in a grey beef verbose team
I vape single and rolls until we out of ice cream
It’s always on deck
I’m a living car wreck

Protect your neck
Or I’ll vamp out at you next
Coast to coast, I’ll live in a car yet
Roast to roast, do we know who they are yet?

Nothing’s ever been safe
Birth to man’s death
The miracle rapper
Hero of the West

I’m Little Isis Cold
If you don’t like me, you don’t like gold
Yeah, I’m Little Isis Cold
If you don’t like me, you don’t like gold

I’m Little Isis Cold
If you don’t like me, you don’t like gold
Yeah, I’m Little Isis Cold
If you don’t like me, you don’t like gold

(a black 13 year old boy is singing now)

I told you I’m a motherfucking guy
If I don’t do my job, I’m going to have to get to my aunt
Yeah.  I got girls on my line
If they say the word, I’m going to take them to the top

Hey.  Hey.  Happy birthday to me
I’m 20 years old.  Still got a place to pee
We gonna barf ’til it’s over
Pass the beat on me

Got a theme
Sucker punch
Kick your nigga in the face
Bruce Lee

New me
Looking at the old me
If these niggas knew me
Butter like I’m Kobi

Old bee
Oh yeah, I run with the hos
I take the bad girls
And I turn them into low mean

May Can’t Till with the crew

No means no
Feeling like to go
Filled with the ego
That’s worse.  No hope

Loco Get down, low low
Go up, never come down.  Fuck pogo
Can’t fuck with hate
Because I won’t be a bozo

(A man in a dress is singing now)

Yeah, I see him looking like a bozo
While I’m over here huffing gold dust
I just sneezed a million dollars
I have only gotten hotter and hotter

Melting gold
Cascading
Do shit
Wrecked lower deck

Fire on my name
From start to end
I like gold
I’m like gold

When I swing, I strike gold
When I sing, I break mould
In the coldest place
Where I stay cold

So call me The Prospector
No time for lecture
Five finger impression
Sucker punch.  Smash mouth

It’s that fucking East Coast Mid-style
No fucking doubt
Read the telegraph

That was fucking awful.  What even is this?  Somebody in the comments calls it “Ultra cringe”.  Mint Salad’s fat fuck pimp/boyfriend replies, “Cringe Core Hip Hop”.  I guess so.

These are the worst fucking lyrics of all time.  I obviously got them wrong, but I wasn’t doing this for comedy purposes.  I listened to each section over and over again, trying to figure it out, and I transcribed everything as best as I can.  Very rarely does it even approach making sense.  Even if we had the correct lyrics, I’m certain that it wouldn’t make much sense.

This has 348 views.  What’s the point?  Why do any of this?  

I understand that some people like making music or rapping just for fun.  But why not put some time into the lyrics?  

I suppose that there are plenty of songs that don’t make sense.  But this thing has nothing going for it.  At all.  What the fuck was that sitar music?  And I swear that black guy sounds 13 years old.  No way is he 20.  And then there was the man in a dress at the end to really amp up the cringe.

Little Isis Cold.  What the fuck was he saying?  I think that his artistic name is Vizier.  There is NO WAY that he was saying “Vizier”.  So what was it?  

And that guy was the worst.  By far.  They were all bad.  They were all hard to decipher.  But that fat fuck in the beginning was horrendous.  

The refrain doesn’t even make sense.  “If you don’t like me, you don’t like gold.”  What’s the possible connection?  Well, I suppose that he’s saying that he’s gold personified.  I respectfully disagree.  

8 thoughts on “SUCKERPUNCH – LIKE GOLD (Official Visualizer) – Mint Salad

  1. I knew a bunch of dudes like him in high school living on the East Coast sort of in the tristate where he's at. Basically white trash that poses like they're “street” or whatever, and they never matured past age 16. It's like the Jackass crew but with no money or films. That whole vibe. Except also worse because at least those guys made content that gave some people a laugh. This content is only making the creators get a laugh. It's not just stuff like rapping in a video. It's stuff like you having fist fights at your shitty house and posting it all online and spending a long time making videos about it happening and blah blah. This is some high school shit and all symptoms of the same problem.So I mean…alright? Keep up your passion I guess? But you gotta get more going on than this stuff and getting your saggy tit girl on fansly, or you're gonna be dead before 50 of a heart attack and have no money for healthcare to begin with. This shit actually matters. Is there going to even be an age when that's figured out?…or is everyone just a “hater” and there's no truth to you being a fat loser that could get proper mental and healthcare and turn your life into something much better? You can't just keep pretending “content” like this masks and hides all the other evidence of how deeply damaged a person you are. It's all a facade meant to help you avoid doing anything else like get an actual job. I had an old friend who pulled the same routine. Spent years claiming he couldn't work “because”. Would make up some stuff about him being too mentally fragile to handle a job. None of it was true. He was just a leech and lazy. Preyed on his girlfriend for her money while she went off to a real job daily. I get that same shithead vibe from this group of people and always have.

  2. It's pretty fucked up because the guy has his own mental issues, and Mint is apparently quite proud of being autistic, and I feel like Tony gave them a chance and meeting the full crew and experiencing how crazy these people are was too much even for him which is why he's never had Riley back again for a review. It's probably some other reason and I couldn't be more mistaken, but I also bet I'm right and not mistaken at all. It's hardly subtle that he's never returned again lol. Come on.But then he is still just as trashy as Riley because you just gotta get them clicks (you just gotta yo) and best way to try doing that is to manipulate an autistic girl into doing content and wearing tight clothes and yeah…there's a line of morality here they don't seem to ever care about. They probably see it as doing her a favor and it's such a good thing to do like Walmart greeters, but all that sincerity is taken away when you're promoting her sexually. But alright, she's not being manipulated at all I'm sure. Because Johanna supports her. We're all imagining it.

  3. I thought that he was from the South. And they live in Kentucky now, from what I saw. I think I read that Mint Salad is from Washington state but the guy is definitely a redneck.

  4. Even when they were on that Talking About Tapes episode, they travelled to do that. There were videos of Tony picking them up from the airport and giving them a tour of Screenwave.

  5. I must have been thinking much further back. At some point they did live closer. Then again keeping track of insect migration patterns isn't a hobby.

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