Gamer Girls

 https://fansly.com/stufflikehearts/posts

This has to be a joke.  I mean, she’s really there but…this must be like how Tony is on OnlyFans.  He’s doing it “ironically”.  Surely, there aren’t any “sexy” pictures of Johanna on this site.  And surely nobody would pay for this.

I discovered that she was on this from Horseface McGee’s Twitter.

https://twitter.com/CrystalQuin/status/1526298900902158336

A horntard asks Horseface if she plans on joining Johanna on Fansly.  Horseface says, “No”.

Not even Horseface would stoop this low.  Horseface was offended by the mere suggestion.  

So it seems like this isn’t a joke.  Johanna is doing this non-ironically.  

What even is Fansly?  I looked it up and apparently, it’s like OnlyFans but you can do more hardcore stuff on it.  The example given in the Reddit thread that I saw was “urination”.

Is this…oh god.  No.  No, I don’t want any of this.

And then…oh.  Oh my god no.  If you click the little avatar on Johnanna’s Fansly site, it enlarges and it’s…oh my fucking god…a “sexy” picture of Johanna with implied nudity.  No to all of this.

The description is, “Hello! It is I, Johanna, from HackTheMovies. I assume you’re here for some sweater meat heat. Well, you’ve come to the right place.”

Please fucking god, no.  

Who told Johanna that she could make money as a porn star?  

I think that she got married recently.  Why…what on earth…I don’t understand any of this.  

You get married, your wife is a fat chick in her early to mid 30s, and you say, “I think that you should start doing porn.”  Who would do this?  And it’s for PENNIES.  He’s pimping his wife out for PENNIES.

There is no way that anybody is spending five bucks a month to see Johanna naked even if she’s urinating.  Especially if she’s urinating.  

Her husband has a job.  She has a job.  Why would she do this?  Does she think that she’s going to make any significant amount of money from this?  

The depths that the scumbags at Screenwave will go to is endless.  Everybody working there is a total scumbag, with the exception of that chubby Asian woman.  Now, she’s somebody who could make some money on Fansly.  Not that she would do such a thing because she has class.  But if she ever decides to join, I’ll sign up.  Well, probably not.  But I’d at least think about it.

Does Johanna even advertise this anywhere?  It’s in her Linktree thing on Twitter but I don’t see any posts about it.  And she refers to this guy as her fiance so they’re not married.

Oh, wait.  I found one.

https://twitter.com/stufflikehearts/status/1525514120065318912

“the estimated bills of my hospital visit are starting to come in the mail. good thing I’m selling my boobies on the internet….”

She apparently went to the doctor for some mystery ailment and they couldn’t figure out what was wrong, assuming that anything was wrong.

And the responses are…largely negative.  

– “And value of your dignity is just how low?”

– “Selling your boobies? You only have 2 of them. How much could you possibly get?”

Especially the two that she’s selling.

– “I guess hack the movies only pays in exposure”

– “I love this stage of capitalism.”

– “Gross”

– “Surprise of the day wouldn’t have guessed you sold boobs on the internet everyday is full of surprises”

Very few people were excited by this news.  And these are the fucking horntards.  Even the horntards were saying, “No, I’m good.”

But somebody says, “Loved today’s post. That and the fact that I’m looking at boobs for a good cause.”

So…this is real.  She’s posting actual nudes there, I guess.  Or at least topless.  And the guy who said that…here’s his Twitter.

https://twitter.com/cheeseyfudge

He’s in his late 30s at least, about 400 pounds, unkempt beard and hair, never touched a woman, and only talks about Funcopops.  These are the people who pay for shit like this.

Five bucks a month.  Johanna would have to pay me a lot more than five bucks a month for me to look at her tits.  I’ll take a peek for $50 but I’m not lingering.  

It’s completely insane.  

And she doesn’t even…oh, don’t make me think about Johanna’s tits.  But she doesn’t even have big tits.  She’s a fat chick but the weight doesn’t really go to her boobs.  I don’t want to see this.  Who does?  Well, CheeseyFudge, I guess, but…that guy is the bottom 0.01% of hopeless losers.

This is her target audience.  Absolute rock bottom omega males who devote their miserable lives to toys.  Are there enough of these people out there for this to be financially viable?  And why would they pay Johanna instead of the millions of better looking women out there who are doing this same thing?  Or maybe try out some of the free porn.  

It’s a deeply self-loathing person who pays money to see an unattractive woman naked.  Because this guy can easily take that five bucks and spend it on some hot chick’s OnlyFans or whatever.  He’s intentionally spending the money on Johanna because he thinks that he doesn’t deserve a hot chick.  Not even in his fantasies.  

There’s also perhaps an element of Johanna being more attainable.  This guy thinks that he has a realistic shot of getting a date out of this.  If he gave this money to a hot chick, he probably knows that he has no chance of getting anything out of this.  But Johanna?  She only has a few paying members.  Maybe something can happen.  Who knows?  

But is that even how it works?  That uber nerd Marcus is a big Erin Plays fan and he also gives money to some hot Asian woman.  He’s done this for years.  I talk about Marcus here:

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2020/07/erin-plays-horny-loser-fan-review-3.html

Here’s his Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Saberwolf10

Same deal as CheeseyFudge.  A giant nerd who couldn’t get a date if his life depended on it.

But Marcus thinks that he has a shot with that hot Asian woman.  He’s been giving her money for years.  One day he’s going to wear her down and they’re going to be together.  She’s going to fall in love with his personality.  This is what he thinks.

It’s completely delusional.  

It’s extremely immoral to take advantage of these giant fucking social retards.  So there’s that aspect.

But it’s also just not a profitable venture.  Especially not when you’re a fucking fat chick in your early to mid 30s.  

Is this what Johanna’s dignity is worth?  Pennies?  And she likes taking advantage of these very unfortunate men?  It’s pathetic and it’s disgusting.