Gamer Girls

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlKBZWn8yTw

Forty five minutes of Pam aka CannotBeTamed answering questions from her horny Patreon losers.  This will be an endurance test, no doubt about that.  

The thumbnail teases you with “Boyfriend?”  I can answer that one.  NO!  That guy, Jose or whatever his name was, dropped Pam like a steaming turd.   Then Pam decided to just spend more time with her dog.  If you know what I mean.

She also has six inches of cleavage showing in this thumbnail.  So get the tissues ready.

1:00 – Hobbies.  Okay.  Let’s hear it.  Give it to us, Pam.  Something interesting.

Oh fuck.  It’s just going to be drinking wine, isn’t it?  

She likes eating.  She likes cooking.  She likes drinking wine.  She likes growing indoor plants.  She likes to read books.  She likes to watch movies.  

Oh my god.  It’s going to be this for 45 minutes.

The next question is about video games.  I’m going to skip those.  Those are never even remotely interesting.

4:30 – Pam says that the video game world that she’d most want to live in is from some game that has anthropomorphic animals.  Ummm…just insert your own joke here.  Mine all involve peanut butter.

5:45 – Favourite movie.  Alright.  These are boring.  These are questions that you ask on a first date if you’re a boring sort of guy.  But let’s hear the answer.

Starship Troopers.  Well, I wouldn’t have guessed that.  I mean, it’s an answer that a total dummy would give but…not the sort of stupid answer that I would have expected from Pam.

6:30 – Where would Pam like to move to?  Italy.  Because she really likes wine.  

Oh.  This is so fucking boring.

7:00 – Now a word from our sponsor: some company that sends you food in a box.  This isn’t very environmentally friendly, is it, Pam?  Did you think about that?  Did you think about the environment at all?  

And what about food waste?  Because you know that people aren’t going to eat all of this shit.  They’re going to get stuff that they don’t like.  Or they won’t have time to make it.  Or whatever.  So it gets thrown out.

Not a very woke sponsor.  I’m disappointed in Pam.  She’s selling out to the food-in-a-box fat cats who are destroying the environment.

Oh fuck.  They just keep asking stupid questions about video games.  

“How big are your tits?”  Can we get to that one?

11:30 – “Have you read any interesting books lately?”

Oh my god.  Really?   

14:00 – Favourite pizza topping.  Is this guy 7 years old?

Interesting pronunciation of “sausage”.  And feta cheese.  Oh fuck.

I’m surprised that Pam isn’t a vegetarian.  Maybe that’s a weird thing to say.  But she’s always looking for the next woke bandwagon to jump on.  Why not vegetarianism?  

15:30 – Pam says that she puts makeup on even if she doesn’t plan on doing anything.  Then she gives a list of the things that she usually does: going on stream or going on stream for work.  Notably absent: GOING OUTSIDE.  Does Pam not go outside?

16:15 – What breed is your dog.  Here we go.  A pussyhound.

18:00 – The origins of the channel.  It used to be a blog.  Then it became a Youtube channel.  We know this.

19:45 – “The reason I wanted to make a channel was that around 2014, when all of that GamerGate bullshit was going on, I was seeing that women were sort of being chased out and not being appreciated and getting harassed.  I can be a bit of a contrarian and someone who’s always up for a fight so I felt like, ‘Oh, so I’m going to go out and be extra visible now, if this is what’s going on.'”

Ummm…yeah, you’re a real rebel, Pam.

I don’t even know what GamerGate is.  What was I doing in 2014?  Oh, I left London around that time.  So I was, you know, doing stuff.  Working elsewhere.  Living elsewhere.  Wooing the ladies.  I wasn’t sitting at home jacking off to and/or getting enraged over “GamerGate”.  Who gives a shit?

“Oh, I’m going to start making YOUTUBE videos.  That will show those nerds!”  No.  I was too busy advancing my career and going out with unattractive Asian women.  

23:15 – “As a content creator, how do you deal with critics and sometimes mean comments about the channel?”

Well, this guy knows the fucking answer because he’s using the same exactly language that Pam uses when she makes videos about “mean Youtube comments.”

“If it’s a one off or something that I find particularly stupid, I will post it on Twitter in order to laugh at it and let all of my Twitter followers laugh at it as well.”

Why?  She can’t take criticism at all.  She needs to constant validation.  And you read these responses to the tweets, and everybody talks about what an asshole this guy was for daring not to like something that Pam did or said.

She says that she also just bans people who leave comments that she doesn’t like.

She also talks about her “mean comments” videos.

“I don’t ever take anything too seriously.”

What about taking the criticisms on board?  Maybe these people are making valid complaints.

No.  Not for Pam.  Pam is awesome.  Everybody likes Pam.  She’s just chock full of charisma.

“The mean comments aren’t about me, they’re just a sad reflection on how sad the people leaving them are.”

Or, maybe you suck ass.  No, that can’t be right.  Everybody else is wrong.  Pam is right.

Now they’re just talking about video games.  Endlessly.  I can’t watch any more.

Oh wait.  We were promised a question about her relationship status.  Fuck.  I’ll have to leave this on as background noise and keep an ear out for it.

33:00 – Oh my god.  Painfully unfunny skit of Pam chasing her dog.  It goes on forever with Pam’s jugs bouncing as she pretends to chase this fucking dog.  I…just insert your own joke here.

35:00 – “The fact that people look forward to my videos every week, that’s kind of bizarre to me.”

You and me both, Pam.  Does such a person exist?  I don’t think so.

35:45 – A question about Pam’s two second appearance on that AVGN Double Decker video.  You know…the one where Tony from Summarise the Movies is dressed as Aladdin and pretending to defecate in the cistern.

Pam was there and she jiggled her tits.  Not even a joke.  Everybody else did a normal, unfunny thing but Pam intentionally jiggled her tits to try to get some subscribers.  I don’t think that it worked.

“I can only speak how they worked for me, although my speculation is that James…was on the video.  I doubt that he had much to do with actually…gathering people or producing the video, like editing it or anything.”

Shout out to lazy Jimmy Rolfe farming all of the work out to the lovable bumbling fools at Screenwave Media.  I’m glad that I stuck around.  Pam is trying to be diplomatic but it’s not hard to see that she is not impressed with how lazy James Rolfe is or how incompetent Screenwave is.  And she’s clearly saying that Jimmy had no involvement with this video other than as an “actor”.

“When it came to me, actually Erin Plays reached out to me.  She said that Justin (one of the guys from Screenwave) was looking for people to take part in this video and she asked me if I wanted to.”

Nothing to say but an interesting behind the scenes insight.

“They just said, ‘React to your game shelf exploding'”

And I guess, Pam’s reaction to an explosion is to jiggle her tits.  Interesting.

37:00 – You can see the clip here.  I wasn’t joking.  She jiggles them.

They gave her one day to do this.  Way to go, Screenwave.  You’re some real professionals.

37:15 – “It was a great…opportunity to do this.  Like that little eight seconds got me a few thousand subscribers.”

Imagine if you were topless.  Put it on OnlyFans.  See how many subscribers you can get.

37:45 – Then her dog sits next to her.  You can’t see the dog’s head but it seems to be…and I’m not even joking…between Pam’s legs.

“She’s a little traumatised.”

I’ll bet.

41:15 – “Next question is from…Token Black.  Okay.”

She’s uncomfortable but doesn’t want to deny his experience.

42:45 – Pam says that she has a degree in psychology and physical anthropology.  Look where that got her.  

43:00 – “What would be a reason for you to stop making these videos?”

Getting bored is the answer.  She says that she might start making podcasts.  Don’t you threaten me, Pam.  I’ve seen those podcasts that you were on.  They’re UNWATCHABLE.  She has NOTHING to say.  ZERO charisma.

44:15 – “Do you have a boyfriend?”

I knew that this would be the last question.  She just says, “No”.  And in the very next image, her dog is heading toward her crotch again.  Come on.  I look like a fucking degenerate for saying this stuff.  But watch the videos.  I’m not making any of this up.

– “Taking bets now, will her answer to the boyfriend question get her more proposals or people asking if she’s got a girlfriend?”

Well, at least I’m not the only one who figured out that Pam is a lesbian.  And…ummm…the dog stuff.  I’m sorry.  It’s right fucking there in every video.