Gamer Girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25mGqqLqHLk 

Another bullshit video where Erin doesn’t play any games due to her “carpal tunnel syndrome.”

And this same fucking shit where she has to guess a game that Mike is describing.  And it’s always a game that she played briefly, on stream, for money because that’s the only experience that she has with video games.  

She’s done at least two of these videos before.  They’re notable for being among the few Erin Plays videos that I just couldn’t watch.  They’re wholly unwatchable.  I can’t even watch them for review purposes.

Let me check the archives.

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/09/nes-games-in-30-seconds-erin-plays.html

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/10/20-horror-games-in-30-seconds-erin-plays.html

There are the two times she’s done this before.  

She’s also trying to capitalise on the “BAD NES Games” thing that James Rolfe did 15 years or whatever.  I don’t even really get the reference and I’ve been watching AVGN almost since the beginning.  I think his first video was called “BAD NES Games” or something.  She’s done this before too.

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2020/08/5-bad-nes-games-erin-plays.html

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/01/5-bad-snes-games-erin-plays.html

Two more zero effort, unwatchable videos.

And I don’t normally comment on thumbnails but what the fuck is this?  Why is she grimacing?  Carpal tunnel syndrome?  Extreme constipation?  This is not attractive.  And she’s wearing her 1980s white washed jean jacket.  You know, being born in 1986/1987 and all.  And living in 2022.

So let’s see how many seconds I can get into this one.

0:00 – Oh, there’s actually a third one of these terrible videos that she did.  Let me check.  Maybe it was so bad that I didn’t even review it.

Yeah, that’s right.  I mention that video, briefly, while reviewing a Pam aka CannotBeTamed video.  I say that I’m not going to review it.

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/10/cannotbetamed-and-erin-complaining.html

That was the first Erin Plays video that I just flat out refused to watch.  That’s how fucking bad these “30 second” guessing of “random” games videos are.  

So she’s doing another one.  You know…because of her fake carpal tunnel syndrome.

0:15 – “Mike is sitting off camera, he’s made a list of 20 bad NES games, and I don’t know what games are on that list.”

Well, let me narrow it down for you, Erin.  They certainly aren’t random.  They’re 100% games that you have played on stream, for money.  That’s it.  

“Hopefully, most of the games I’m familiar with.”

See above.  Don’t play stupid.

Oh, I just realised what this is.  No, this isn’t any kind of guessing game.  It’s even more idiotic than that.  Mike says the titles of a game that Erin played on stream, for money, and then Erin talks about the game, based on that one time that she played it, on stream, for money.  

0:45 – Cliffhanger.  “I just remember that there were little trees and I thought that they were sailboats at first.”

I’m done.  She’s talking about that one time that she played the game on stream, for money.  Who would possibly want to watch 16 minutes of this?  It’s fucking idiotic.  In the extreme.  

– “erin is pretty plus high charisma stats seriously she seems like a fun person to talk to or chat with on messenger about anything ecspecially video games”

This guy is on another planet.  Retard Planet.

– “M.u.s.c.l.e. actually comes from an anime called “Kinnikuman”(Muscle-man) it has a lot of violence and blood, but it has a lot of comedy too, that is why you people on the US probably never had the chance to saw it, but here in Latin america we were able to watch it on TV, i know you guys had the little rubber figures that are from the series.A lot of people find this game kinda bad, but to be honest, i enjoyed it a lot as a child.”

I can assure you that Erin does not give the slightest of fucks about any of this.

– “Love the video Erin, keep it up cause I love all the obscure stuff you’re into or stuff that might not get much coverage, I love to hear your take on it”

How is it possible that he believes that she’s interested in any of this?

– “It’s hard to find channels that aren’t shilling non stop. It would be great to have more content here, even if it’s just vlog or discussion videos.”

This is some guy Darius Truxton who inexplicably likes Erin.  He has a channel where he constantly shits on some guy called 8 Bit Eric and some other totally unknown “Youtubers” who he has a beef with.

Erin replies, “Unfortunately carpal tunnel issues are making it hard for me to edit and put content out as often as I’d like 🙁 But yeah hopefully I can get back on track soon.”

Carpal tunnel for Erin.  Hopefully, she recovers and can get back to shitting out more horrendous videos for the horntards.

– “Any plans to look at the House of the Dead remake on this channel? I’d love to see your take on it.”

Erin replies, “Maybe! I’d like to at least stream it. Looks awesome.”

What about playing it in your spare time like a normal person?

– “I’m gonna try this with movies.”

That was from Tony from Hack the Movies.  He’s trying to get a date, I guess.  Good luck with it.

Speaking of which, I haven’t seen Joe from Gamesack leave one of his witty comments on Erin’s videos in quite a while.  Did he give up?

Erin replies to some other horntard asking where she’s been, “I’ve been dealing with severe carpal tunnel issues so I can’t put out content as fast as I’d like, sadly. Thanks for liking my videos!”

Uh huh.

I defy anyone to watch this video.  Watch the full quadrilogy.  Then re-evaluate what you’re doing with your life.