Gamer Girls

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnb1SXgXKqk

0:00 – She’s appearing on screen as well as the magazines.  This is new, I think.  Previously, it was just the magazines.  No video of Erin.  Let me check.

Oh.  No.  In some of her earlier streams, it was just the magazine but at least by October, she was also appearing on screen.  People had to see her “sexy” costumes, after all.  

So yeah, this is good.  The horntards need to see Erin in order to jerk off.  Not just her gnarled carpal tunnel hands.

“We recently got these.”

She’s talking about the magazines.  “We” recently got these.  Mike purchased them for Erin to have something to stream.  

“I didn’t go through them, you know, totally, because I’m saving that for now.”

Plus, you have absolutely no fucking interest in this shit.  Why would you?  I’m a video game enthusiast and I don’t give a fuck about old Nintendo Powers.  I wouldn’t buy one.  I wouldn’t look at one if somebody gave it to me for free.  It would go straight in the trash.

She edited something out straight away but when I went to Twitch to see what she cut out, I noticed that she has a number of videos behind a paywall now.  Previously, I thought it was just that video where she “reacts” to her old videos.  I talk about that here:

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2022/02/erin-is-putting-her-twitch-videos.html

But no.  She has a few videos behind a paywall.  A couple of videos where she looks through old video game magazines.  Not this one with the Nintendo Powers, this video is free, but she has a couple of other ones that you have to pay to watch.  She also has a “just chatting” stream behind a paywall.

Who would possibly pay for this shit?  

I’m looking at the chat on Twitch for this latest video and lots of people are talking about subscribing.  One guy can’t understand why he’s seeing ads until he realises that his subscription ended.  So he plans on renewing it.  Another guy wants to know how you can subscribe for six months instead of just one.  So people are doing it.  It’s baffling but that’s the reality.

1:00 – This is maybe the most insane edit ever.  She edited out about two seconds of footage where she just swayed from side to side for a little bit.  Why?  Was she that self-conscious about the swaying?  Of all the things that Erin should be embarrassed about, it’s this two seconds of swaying that she decided to edit out.

2:00 – After saying that she didn’t have some stupid shit that’s being advertised in the magazine (of course) there’s another edit.  She edited out a horntard asking if it’s possible to “bulk subscribe.”  

She also edited out…you know, this is completely idiotic.  She’s editing EVERYTHING out.  This seems to be what she does now.  It’s totally unwatchable.  

I’ll just watch this edited version.  I can’t be bothered checking every minute to see what she edited out.  It’s not like we’ll be lacking embarrassing content from the stuff she left in.  EVERYTHING is embarrassing.

5:45 – She says that she’s going to be drinking a lot of water during this stream because of her “allergies”.  It’s been “super windy”.  The wind is somehow affecting her allergies.  I have no idea.  It’s all made up bullshit anyway.  She doesn’t have allergies.

6:30 – Oh my god.  She’s reading the fucking ad.  And it’s a long ad.  And she’s boring as fuck.

Then she reads the names of these Megaman bosses.  She clearly doesn’t recognise any of them.  One of them is Ring Man.

This unlocks some pornographic *nostalgia* for me.  I read an interview from Rocki Roads in a copy of Busty Beauties from 1997.  She mentioned wanting to fornicate with “Ringman”.  This was her “boyfriend”/pimp.  He was in some movies with her.  And I remember he had a disgusting tattoo but I can’t remember what it was now.  Let me look this up.

Oh my god.  Yeah.  He had a tattoo on the head of his penis.  It makes it looks like he’s diseased.  

I saw something on Reddit that suggested that Miss Roads is some homeless drug addict now.  It’s unfortunate.

Speaking of Reddit, I saw a post recently talking about MrSaturn33.  This was a former moderator on TheCinemassacreTruth.  Here’s his profile:

https://www.reddit.com/user/MrSaturn33

He’s still around.  But nowadays, instead of talking about Cinemassacre, he’s talking about trying to move to France based on his grandmother being “born in France”.  The nerds on Reddit give him shit for this and tell him that simply being born in a country doesn’t mean that she was a citizen.  But…I mean…that’s true but it’s likely that she was a citizen.  Why else would she be born in France?  She was probably born in France to French parents.  He also says that he has distant relatives who live in France.

So there’s possibly something there.  If you have a grandparent who was a citizen, some countries will give you a visa to work in the country.  Or something.  It might be two grandparents.  You have to look it up.  Contact the embassy.  But don’t go to Reddit for your information from those fucking losers.

MrSaturn33 also is REALLY into old school masturbating.  He enjoys masturbating but feels that internet porn isn’t where it’s at.  He considers masturbating without internet porn to be sort of a mid-ground between the “no fap” crew and your run of the mill modern masturbators. 

I believe that he considers the “no fap” crew to be “liberals” or something.  He seems to rail against “leftists” and “feminists” and the usual “right-wing” talking points in a lot of his posts.  He mentions a book regularly that he says gets banned from these “no fap” sub-reddits because it encourages just jacking off to magazines or what have you.

I don’t quite understand the point of any of this.  He’s clearly a troubled fellow.  These are the sort of people who become moderators on Reddit, by the way.  But it’s an intriguing idea.

What if instead of not masturbating at all, which is unrealistic, you just went old school and used magazines?  Get that 1997 copy of Busty Beauties out.  I think that I could do it.  For a month, anyway.  I still have my collection somewhere.  Some of that *nostalgic* jerking off.

Anyway, this guy is WAY too interested in onanism.  And he obviously made it some kind of moralistic thing.  Same as those “no fap” people do.  If you want to jerk off, go jerk off.  Nobody gives a shit.  You can jerk off in France, you can jerk off to Ann Coulter, you can jerk off to Bootsy, you can jerk off to old copies of the Sears catalogue, you can jerk off to National Geographic, nobody fucking cares.  Get your life together, you crazy nut.

Let’s get back to another mentally ill person who doesn’t have her life on track: Erin Plays.

7:45 – “Here we have Monster in My Pocket.”  I really like this game.”

She played it one time in her entire life.  On stream, for money.  Poorly.  She “really likes” it.

“I think that I played the whole thing through on stream.  I think it was on stream.”

Where else would it possibly be?  In case anybody is new here, I am NOT exaggerating when I say that Erin only plays games on stream, for money.  That’s literally what she does.  She never plays ANY game in her spare time AT ALL.  She’s never played ANY game in her spare time in her entire life.  Her entire video game experience is what you see in the Youtube videos and what she’s played on Twitch.

8:15 – A horntard asks what Dust Man in that Mega Man game does so Erin goes back and reads the description.  Poorly.  For what seems like an eternity.  

She clearly has never played the game before, by the way.

9:15 – Erin yawns, clearly already bored with this bullshit, and then says, “I haven’t played Mega Man IV yet.”

Well, do a stream on it then.  Then for the rest of your life, you can recommend the game to everybody and talk about a what a pro you are.  From that single time that you played the game, on stream, for money.  This is what she does.

9:45 – Erin is talking about her fondness for games where you’re a tiny character playing in a normal human-sized world.  Like you’re a little character in a normal person’s kitchen and the dishware is comparatively huge.

“Maybe it’s because when I was younger, I really liked that little animation they’d show on Sesame Street where you’re the little man in the glass in the kitchen.  It’s from, like, the 70s, I think.  I always forget the name of it.”

Oh here we go with Erin “always” “forgetting” something again.  Maybe because it’s made up bullshit and you don’t actually give a fuck about this.  

Then there’s an edit and she inserts a picture of this guy and his name.  Teeny Little Super Guy.  I’ve never seen this in my life and I’m ten years older than Erin.  How did she see it?

She must have watched this recently upon Mike’s insistence.  Mike also enjoys imaginary *nostalgia* for things that happened before he was born, particularly Sesame Street.

This is what she does.  Mike will force her to watch some old show from before even he was born, they’ll watch one episode, and then on the very next stream, Erin will talk about what she just saw and claim to be a long-time fan of this thing as well as an expert on it.  And she’ll “always” “forget” minor details like the person’s name.

It’s like the stream where she was suddenly an expert on The Match Game, having watched a single episode recently, upon Mike’s insistence, and couldn’t even remember the name of the host.  She called him “Ray Borne”.  The man’s name is Gene Rayburn.

Why does everything have to be fake with her?  She has genuine interests: Disney and 1990s pop music.  Talk about that.  Why is it such a problem?  Why the constant lies?  

“But you guys know what I mean, I’m sure.”

No.  I’ve never seen this character, Erin.  Not once.  I even looked up the video.  Doesn’t ring a bell at all.  I found it disturbing and unpleasant so I turned it off after a few seconds.  

But she doesn’t know any better so she thinks that people of Mike’s age, which is probably about the average age of the viewers, know all about this shit.  They don’t.  And she doesn’t.  It’s from the 1970s.  You’d have to be in your 50s to recognise this character.  And even then, you’d have to remember something that you watched as a toddler.  

All of this Sesame Street *nostalgia* is totally invented.  Not just by Erin but by everyone.  How can you be *nostalgic* for a show that you watched as a three year old?  If you have any memories of Sesame Street, you were watching that shit when you were way, way too old.  Maybe you were home sick from school or maybe you were some weird loser who had your parents tape the episodes for you so that you could watch them after school.  But otherwise, you would have absolutely zero memories of Sesame Street.

So I’m at 11 minutes.  She’s on Tecmo Super Bowl.  She never played it before, of course.  

I don’t want to watch any more of this right now.  Should I continue this snoozefest in another article?  Probably not.  Why give her the attention?  

– “Horrible lighting. Magazine on an angle & bottom half blurry. Can’t read the text from the glare. Poor production all way round. But the other camera looks good on you right?”

Erin replies, “I address both of those issues in text on the video upload. It was a live stream, so it wasn’t perfect due to the angle I had to film it. If this was an actual video and not a live stream, it would be easier to make it look nice. It gets more focused during the 2nd magazine. And here’s a tip: You can leave a comment pointing out issues/mistakes without ending it with a shitty sarcastic sentence ;)”

He’s right.  The magazine was impossible to read.  I didn’t mention it because I don’t give a shit.  I have no interest in reading it anyway.  

– “Such a cool girl… I love her!!!”

And when I say “horntard”, it’s not a joke.  These people are legitimately mentally retarded.  And horny.  Maybe they should try the MrSaturn33 masturbation idea.

It fits the theme.  *Nostalgia*.  People also enjoyed *nostalgia* in the 1990s.  That’s the way of things.  People always seem to enjoy *nostalgia*, whatever the year.  

I remember in Juggs, there was a section called, “What got grandpa hard” and there would be a black and white picture from the 1920s or whatever of some big-titted flapper.  So this has been going on forever.

– “Reading Nintendo Power while wearing a Sailor Moon shirt. You’re pushing my 90s nostalgia radar to the limit here.”

Oh yeah.  I also forgot to mention her shirt.  

But yeah.  *Nostalgic* masturbation.  Why not?  

I wouldn’t be down with the stuff from before I was born, though.  We’re talking about the 1970s.  No.  That doesn’t work for me.  Different hygiene standards back then.

I had an idea of digitally altering 1970s porn to make the pubic hair less pronounced.  Like how Star Wars was digitally remastered, for example, and they added aliens and whatnot.  You wouldn’t have to remove all of the hair, just trim it down a bit.  Give the women Brazilians.  I think that this would make the porn much more palatable to today’s audience.

Anyway, these losers are masturbating to Erin Plays.  When you think about it, that’s really old school.  Back when you’d jerk off to a picture of Dolly Parton on the cover of TV Guide or something.  Masturbating to a fully clothed woman.  That would be a next level challenge.