https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR3I0VeklyI
0:00 – She’s picking up…something…from somewhere…and putting them in a truck. Something to do with this shitty nerd convention that she co-owns now. Can you own a nerd convention? Well, she runs it, I guess.
0:30 – Now she’s in her storage unit. Awkward as fuck editing and behaviour as per usual with Super Awkward Gal.
“I’ve been crawling around in the dirt floor and the dirt.”
Umm…why were you doing that? It’s not explained.
She’s describing racks that are in her storage unit. “When they were at Frank’s, they were tall racks.”
Who’s Frank? Nothing is explained.
1:15 – “This is how it rolls in California.”
This is how WHAT rolls? She’s just describing what’s in her storage unit. There’s a “refrigerator mover” (a dolly) and some shelves. What about this is unique to the state of California? Everybody in California has a storage unit filled with random detritus? She doesn’t explain anything.
Then she makes her usual awkward face.
1:30 – Then she starts unloading the truck and putting the shit in this storage unit. It’s in fast-motion.
1:45 – She puts a sword into a block. This is a reference to Link? I don’t know. If you’re hoping for an explanation, there is none.
It’s very hard to understand what she’s saying in all of this too. The volume changes frequently and her diction is just poor.
Then there’s more awkward crap.
Then she ends the video with her awkward face and says, “I hope you have a good weekend.” It’s Tuesday at the time that I’m writing this. But I guess there’s always a weekend coming up.
She got 189 views on this thing after three days.
Let’s check out her Twitter. Pad this shit out.
https://twitter.com/super_retro_gal/status/1482366170837622787
Person: “I hate capitalism”
Same person: *stands in line for popcorn bucket for 5 hours*
What is this referencing? I don’t get this whatsoever. Nothing is explained.
Oh. It’s some Disney shit. If you went to Disneyland, you were able to buy a “popcorn bucket” in the shape of some cartoon character.
How many people in line were deriding capitalism, though? God, she’s such a fucking idiot.
https://twitter.com/super_retro_gal/status/1481673496639930368
Our look book changed at work to mirror imagineering and more of a “fun” style. I will be dressing like a dang influencer everyday. My very professional and dark-based wardrobe is shaking.
What does any of this mean? Why does she use these fucking idiotic corporate buzz words? We don’t all work for Disneyland. We don’t all know the Disneyland corporate lexicon.
“Look book”. What is this? I can guess but why make us guess?
“Mirror imagineering”. No clue on this one.
“Influencer”. How do “influencers” at Disneyland dress? What’s an “influencer”?
Does this woman know how to speak to other human beings? What fucking planet is she from? Do her people have hostile intentions?