https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe8NffqVaZs
0:00 – Hey, we get to see some cleavage. Views must be down again. That half inch of cleavage is going to make all the difference.
This game is based on some anime shit from at least the 1990s. I guess. According to Pam, or at least what I was able to make out. I’m always half-conscious when I’m watching these Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining videos.
But I found this information surprising, if my understanding is correct, because I originally thought that this was some indie game obviously trying to copy Castlevania. But no, it seems to be a more established franchise. I never heard of the developer, though (Team Ladybug) so maybe it is an indie game.
I’m four and a half minutes into this and am losing the will to live. How can one person be this fucking boring?
5:30 – Back to footage of Pam. Can you just take your top off or something, Pam? This is brutal. I can’t watch this shit. She’s just reviewing the fucking game and comparing it to Symphony of the Night.
That’s the video. She thought the game was okay but not great. Super.
I understand how these videos can be useful. She’s reviewing fairly recent games. Perhaps you, the viewer, might be interested in purchasing the game and can make a buying decision based on her review.
Contrast this to these reviews of retro games. I don’t get it. Why is HornyGoriya reviewing Big Foot for the NES? Even if the game is amazing, I’m not going to buy it. I already have it in rom form, along with every other NES game. Doesn’t everyone? I’m not going to buy a fucking 35 year old game. I don’t even have the hardware to run it. I don’t have a tv. There’s loads that I’d have to buy. And haven’t games vastly improved in the past 35 years?
So yeah, while I understand the value of Pam reviewing recent games, she’s just so god damned boring. She’s the most boring person I cover by far. She makes Erin look almost personable.
She covers what you would expect to hear in a review but…she’s the most boring woman on earth. I don’t know how else to describe it.
– “I’m new to your channel, the way say “about” are you Canadian? Lol also nice review 👍🏼I may check this out on Switch.”
Pam replies with “Welcome to the channel.” She really hates when people point out her Canadian pronunciations. She hates just about everything, though.
– “Hi Pam, have you ever played Spider-man? Not Miles Morales. You’ll definitely like it it’s one of the best looking ps4 games I ever played. This game definitely has a Symphony of the night style to it . Might check it out have a good day Pam!”
Pam replies, “Nope, and I don’t have a PlayStation.”
So the guy comes back, “oh yes you have the Xbox Series. How’s that going any good?”
Pam doesn’t reply because she never replies to any follow ups, only the original message. Must be an algorithm thing. It only counts if you reply to the first comment. So the horntard came back again.
“your hair looked very nice! I like the color sort of like a red orange color”
You’re not going to get a date out of this, Mr De Luna. Ask people in your group home if they know somebody who they can set you up with.