https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL23U6gIlRI
The triumphant return of Retro Ali! Well, she did a “reaction” video before this but I don’t watch that shit.
0:00 – “–isupmydudes? Ali here for yet another retro pickups video. I will say, I think that today’s video is pretty spicy in terms of pickups.”
Umm…I have no idea how “pickups” can be “spicy” but let’s check it out. Maybe she got a bunch of hentai games or something.
1:00 – She shouts out her second channel, Retro Ali Live. Those videos literally get like 15 views. And an odd thing that she’s been doing of late is posting stuff from 2019. A lot. More than she posts current stuff. I think that she’s self-conscious about her weight gain so posts older stuff from when she was slimmer.
It’s not like she’s obese. She should be able to lose the weight without much issue. I figure that she gained…I don’t know…20 pounds? 30 pounds? Just reduce your calorific intake and exercise more. And exercising is optional. You’ll lose weight even without exercising. But it’s a good idea to exercise anyway. It burns calories, improves your general health, and you’ll feel better.
Getting a job might help. Get some structure in your life. It also gets you out of the house and whatnot.
Or maybe Ali is just pregnant. I don’t know.
Oh, and the first thing she showed off was what looks like an expensive Japanese import Pokemon game for the N64, complete in box. Where did she get it? A horntard gave it to her, of course.
The next item is another game that a horntard gave to her. This is another complete in box import game, this time for the Game Boy Color.
Doesn’t she have any sense of decency whatsoever? She doesn’t question why people are sending her expensive items like this? What does she think that their intention is with this?
No. She just takes stuff from people who are literally mentally retarded and she has no problem with that.
Now she’s on to the smaller items. These are all games that she purchased herself. The first one is a five dollar Harry Potter game.
When she gets stuff for herself, it’s cheap crap. But when the horntards send her stuff, it’s expensive shit. She can’t afford anything. She doesn’t have a job. But she has no problem accepting gifts from the mentally retarded.
Where are these horntards getting the money anyway? Well, they probably live with their parents and work in a grocery store or something. So they’re making money and they don’t have any bills.
2:45 – She tells everybody what model of Game Boy Pocket she wants. It’s a pink one only released in Japan. Why did she say this? Because she expects the horntards to come through with it.
3:15 – Here’s a game that another horntard gave her. It’s another mint, in box, import game.
She only needs a few more mint, in box Pokemon games. And then she lists them. Why not just create an Amazon wish list?
5:00 – She got a Game Boy Micro and says that it’s perfect for her because of travelling.
What travelling is she doing? To and from her meth dealer?
6:00 – The next item is an early birthday presents. From who? She doesn’t say. Maybe her boyfriend. If she said that, the horntards would be crushed and would no longer send her stuff.
So that’s the video. What the hell was spicy about any of that?
– “Thanks for doing a video on my birthday Ali, it’s like u knew and gave me the gift of your video game knowledge”
Oh. So the horntards give Ali gifts, actual physical gifts that cost a lot of money, and in return Ali gives the horntards shitty videos. That’s her gift to the horntards. And the horntards are okay with that.
– “Awesome stuff. You look pretty Ali :)”
– “Your makeup is so cute! :D”
– “Your face is so clean. You have gotten cuter”
– “Hello Ali please notice me”
Then Ali just replies with “hello”.
You know, I watched a bit more of that podcast where Jimmy Rolfe talked about wanting a buffalo to literally take a shit on his face. And there’s a point in the video where he says that when he was looking for people to hire, he didn’t want somebody who would stalk him. He said that he knows that a lot of people want to “help” but didn’t want a stalker.
Who the fuck is stalking Jimmy Rolfe? But this is how he thinks. He thinks that he’s a big celebrity. Just watch the AVGN Movie to get an insight into his diseased mind. He thinks that EVERYBODY loves him. Like every time that he leaves his home, which is rare, he’s swamped by fans.
If any of this was true, why would he still be with his shrew of a wife? If he’s a big time celebrity and horny women are constantly trying to get him to sign their breasts, why wouldn’t he ask some of these women if they want to do a Mr Bucket on him? Because women are just throwing themselves at Jimmy Rolfe, right? He’s a big celebrity.
And if so many people want to help, as he said, why would he pick a team of people who have little to no experience in this sort of thing? Why not pick professionals? Why just go to the local yokels?
A lot of this work can probably be done remotely. Important stuff like writing the fucking scripts. Why wouldn’t Jimmy look for people with writing credits? People who have done stuff in television and/or movies?
If Jimmy needs sets and camera operators and editors and shit like this, there has to be a professional company in the greater Philadelphia area who can do this. Or how far is New York City to Philadelphia? I’ll guess three hours.
No. Not even. Less than two hours.
So he could have found somebody competent. He could have found a professional organisation to do all of this. Does he think that a production company in New York is going to be comprised of fucking stalkers? They’re doing all of this work for tv, film, whatever, but Jimmy Rolfe is such a huge star that they wouldn’t be able to contain themselves.
It’s not just Jimmy, although he’s an extreme example. This is how these “Youtubers” think. They think that they’re big celebrities. Look at how dismissive Retro Ali was to that horntard to said “please notice me.” Like she’s above the horntards.
Her videos get 2,000 views on average. She’s making $35/month from Youtube. In what universe is this a celebrity?
This is a hobo. Her name should be Hobo Ali. She has no job, she’s a meth addict, and she begs for money (in video game form).
Is anyone stalking the hobos on the street? No. The exact opposite. You try to avoid these people. But these “Youtubers” think that they’re big celebrities. They’re completely delusional.