Let's talk about Castlevania on Nintendo 64 – Erin Plays

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBeY74pmHLo

More zero effort trash from Erin.  She did a number of Twitch streams of this game, for money, and now she’s taking these streams and turning them into a shitty Youtube video.

0:00 – “I’ve been putting this off long enough, and I’ve finally started playing Castlevania 64.”

On stream, for money.  Why does she always leave that part out?

She then talks about how she never played Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness but she plans to do so (on stream, for money).

Oh fuck.  We can see her disgusting tattoo.

1:00 – “It could be just because I’m a Castlevania fangirl.”

Eugh.  She doesn’t have a clue.

She says that she chose the female character “Mostly because of her weapon.  Uh huh.

1:15 – “Although, I do love playing my Vanias with a whip.”

Does anybody other than Erin say “Vania”?  I’ve looked this up before and the answer was “No”.

1:30 – “The first time I played this game (on stream, for money), I played it on easy mode.”

You don’t say.

3:00 – Shout out to the Home Depot skeleton.  Whatever that is.

3:45 – Erin gives an uncharismatic and awkward explanation on why she thinks the skeletons have motorcycles.

Do I even want to watch this any more?  This is boring as shit.  

What happened to that video that Tony promised with Crystal Quinn and Erin?  

7:45 – Shout out to Zombies Ate My Neighbors, a game that Erin played on stream, for money and/or did a Youtube video on.  And then never again.

10:45 – Shout out to the horntards who helped her when she was playing this game on stream, for money.

12:00 – “It was stressful”.  Fuck off.

13:15 – Shout out to Prima strategy guides.

You guys know about Prima strategy guides, right?

No, Erin.  I’ve never heard of this before.  But she’s so clueless that she’ll talk about things like this as if they’re common knowledge.  Even though she herself only learned about it recently, probably from some horntard in the chat.

14:00 – She stops the video and says, “If I end up beating the game, I will totally do a part 2 talking about that.”

Why?  Why didn’t she just wait until she was done with the game before making the video?  Because in the pinned comment, she says that she beat the game (on stream, for money) and will be doing a follow up video.  

It’s stupid.  This video was bad enough.  We have to get TWO recycled videos from the same fucking game?  

“So that was my first time experience playing Castlevania for the N64”

And the last time.  And it was all on stream, for money.  How else would Erin play games?

14:15 – “Shout out to Erin Plays Extras where you can watch like nine hours of her stumbling through the game, on stream, for money.”

Yeah.  I’m going to decline the offer, Erin.  

14:30 – “Please let me know in the comments what YOUR thoughts are on the game.”

What a painfully generic thing to say.

“Like, comment, and subscribe, guys!”

God, this was a horrendous video.  How does she expect her Youtube career to take off with this absolute rock bottom “content”?  She puts no effort into these videos AT ALL.

Voultar leaves a “funny” comment.  He’s trying to have sex with her.  He had her on his channel before, if I remember rightly.  She subsequently started advertising his videos.

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