https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JyL0Le-eeI
0:00 – Porno music. Appropriate for KidShoryuken.
By the way, if you’re unfamiliar with this guy, he lives in Japan and had sex with MadamFomo for money. He released multiple creepy (non-pornographic) videos with him and MadamFomo. He’s…fuck…I don’t know…in his mid to late 40s, I’d guess. Quite overweight. He was in the military. Now he’s just a creepy sex fiend in Japan. I think that he also “teaches” English.
0:30 – He mentions what beer he’s drinking. What does it even matter? He doesn’t appear on screen. For the entire video, it’s just a static cartoon image of some arcade that he probably got from a hentai.
But yeah, he mentions what beer he’s drinking because that’s cool, right? It’s cool to drink alone while making Youtube videos.
3:00 – “I was offered to join Screenwave Media.”
Finally we get to the point of the video. Fuck your porno music. Fuck your Japanese beer that nobody has ever heard of. Fuck your fake interest in the viewer’s opinions on MCNs (whatever that is). Just get to it. Screenwave asked you to join their “home”. Great. Screenwave is the home of Youtube. You presumably jumped at the offer. Great video. Thanks.
“I think it was last month, actually. Either last month or the month prior.”
This coincides with SuperVideoGameGal starting her job at Screenwave. We’ll get to this later but I suspect that it was her who contacted him.
So he got an email from this Screenwave representative that mentioned the people in his “recommended channels” list.
Interestingly, Madam Fomo is not in this list. Are they on the outs? He can’t afford to pay for her any more?
God, imagine how much it must cost to fly a prostitute internationally and spend a WEEK with her. Or however long it was. It was at least a few days.
Obviously, you’re paying for the flight and the hotel. I wonder about food. Is there a specific agreement that you have to pay like a food allowance every day?
Actually, is any of this broken down or does Madam Fomo just give him a figure that covers everything plus, of course, the intercourse? I mean…does she give an itemised list of expenses or does she just say, “It will cost you $10,000 for the week”?
4:45 – “So I looked up Screenwave Media on Youtube.”
He says this after explaining that he didn’t know anything about Screenwave so wanted to do some research. I don’t know. I suppose that I only know about them from that homosexual sub-reddit about Cinemassacre.
5:00 – “Everything that came back was negative.”
Is that right? Let me look this up.
Well, about 80% of the results are linked to that homosexual sub-reddit.
I’ve never had any problem with Screenwave. Are they a parasitic middleman? I guess so. But if you don’t want to use them, don’t use them.
James Rolfe is the laziest man on the planet. So he wanted to outsource some of the “work” that he has. You know, making videos and whatnot. He doesn’t want to do it any more. And the ads and all of this shit. Just let somebody else do it. He has the money. He’ll pay for it.
To James, it’s worth it. It’s worth paying somebody else to do his job for him. And he doesn’t care that the quality of the videos has suffered. It’s all worth it. He’s doing what he wants to do: nothing.
And it’s worth it to Screenwave. Yeah, give us half of your money and we’ll crank out some shitty videos and sign some contracts with Raid: Shadow Legends.
What’s the problem? Everybody is doing what they want to do. Everyone is happy with the situation. Obviously the videos are bad. But who cares? James does not want to do them.
9:45 – “I’ve already turned down a bunch of sponsorships.”
He then lists some examples. TokyoTreats and shit like this. Those monthly subscription boxes that have Japanese candy in them.
What would be a good sponsor for KidShoryuken? Do bath houses do sponsorships? That would be an obvious one. Is TokyoTopless still around? Holy shit, it is. The site hasn’t changed in 20 years.
There are a bunch of pictures where they censor the woman’s nose and mouth. I think that these are escorts that you can pay for. But to help conceal their identity they censor their nose and mouth. Really weird. You know…it’s usually the eyes that get censored.
Anyway, it’s a weird site and kind of gross.
What about sex dolls? Some Japanese company that makes advanced, possibly robotic sex dolls. That would be a good one for him.
Or fucking hentai games. I don’t know why it took me so long to come up with that. Or hentai manga or movies or whatever.
11:15 – So he responds to this Screenwave representative. “I just gave a very polite, ‘I’m not interested'”
“I got a response back saying, ‘Okay. I understand that you’re not interested. Would you mind telling me why you’re not interested?'”
This right here lead me to suspect that it was SuperVideoGameGal who he was talking to. She’s all about that sleazy corporate sales talk. “What can I do to put you into the Screenwave home right now?”
I mean, here’s the appropriate answer to “Would you mind telling me why you’re not interested?” “My reasons are none of your business. Fuck off.”
12:00 – “She tried to keep me interested, though, by letting me know that they have some stuff in the works with, I think, Retroware.”
This was definitely SuperVideoGameGal. And again, she can’t take “no” for an answer. This is somebody who sold fucking timeshares for a living.
So that’s the video. He invites opinions and one guy writes like a short story-sized response. It’s the longest Youtube comment I’ve ever seen. I’d copy and paste it but it’s longer than this review.