Gamer Girls

Finally, some news about Madam Fomo’s trip to Japan. Maybe. She also uploaded two livestreams. One is in her home, so she’s obviously returned from her trip, and the other is…I don’t know…somewhere. They both seem to be just her talking. I am not watching that shit. It’s like four hours of footage. She could be in a pool and I’m not watching that shit. She could be fully nude in a pool and I’m not watching that shit.

But this video looks edited so let’s check it out.

0:00 – She starts off by commenting about how she’s used to looking into the camera a certain way but now she’s using her phone so she has to look at the camera a different way. Hey, Fomo, edit this shit out. Nobody gives a fuck.

0:15 – She describes her itinerary. She’s going to look for video game shit to buy at various stores or something. She’s saying a lot of Japanese place names or store names or…who the fuck knows? She just expects the viewer to be really familiar with Japan’s cities and video game stores. “Oh, you don’t know where Shinjuku is? What the fuck is wrong with you?” Ridiculous.

1:30 – Then she’s talking about what she plans to do with these videos in terms of what proportion will have her in the video and what proportion will be her filming stuff. Again, nobody gives a fuck. Edit this shit out. If you want to make a business decision as to how much your tits will appear in the videos, that’s your business. We don’t need to hear the details of this.

2:00 – Finally, the video starts. She’s showing an underground train. I don’t know which particular line it is because I’ve never been to Japan but hopefully that doesn’t deter too much from my enjoyment of the video. Madam Fomo just expects you to know. Hey, we can all identify the metro line by the station, right? We know all of the metro stations in Japan, right? This is obviously the Yurakucho line.

2:15 – “Here it is. Nintendo.”

So…she’s at Nintendo. I…don’t get it. I don’t know where she is. There’s a long line of Asian people in masks. She passes a very small child while saying, “holy shit.” I think that English is widely understood in Japan but can you expect a $500/night part time video editor to have much class?

3:00 – Oh. It’s a “Nintendo store”. That…somewhat explains things. Is there just one Nintendo store in Japan?

It seems to be. It recently opened in Shibuya Parco. We all know what that is but for the imbeciles out there who don’t know every square inch of Japan, that’s a shopping mall in Tokyo.

Why the fuck doesn’t she explain any of this? Come on. Does she really expect the viewer to have the first fucking clue what she’s talking about? “Here I am at Nintendo”. “From there, I’m going to go to Akihabra”. Fuck off.

I mean, it’s just common sense. Even somebody who lived in Tokyo all of their lives probably wouldn’t get all of these references. EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK ANY OF THIS IS!

“I didn’t intend to get anything from Nintendo…store but I wanted to film it because Nintendo Queen or whatever.”

Yeah. Okay, great. Because of your self-imposed title, you wanted to film “Nintendo”. Earlier in the video, she said, “Nintendo opens at 10.00”. So yeah. I mean…she’s just forgetting to say “store”, I think. But even that…explain what the fuck this is. It’s a store that recently opened in Tokyo that sells Nintendo products. I guess. That’s what I gleaned from the internet. I shouldn’t need a fucking guide to figure out what she’s talking about.

6:00 – She goes around the store and adds commentary in post-production which is actually helpful and describes what we’re seeing. Then at the six minute mark, she starts comparing the store to the one in New York. Apparently, there’s a Nintendo store in New York.

Anyway, it looks awful. Ridiculously crowded.

8:00 – She purchases a cheap t-shirt. And that’s it. “I hope you enjoyed looking at Nintendo in Tokyo”.

8:30 – “The Nintendo store is in the middle of fucking everything that you need” (little girl walks past).

10:45 – She goes to the Jump Shop. What is that? I don’t know. She’s hoping to find a Naruto (or something) headband. That’s a…Dragonball thing…I think?

12:00 She complains several times about how crowded it is. Indeed. This looks awful. What’s the point of this? She’s doing this for “content”, as she explained earlier in the video. But…it’s bad content. Go somewhere more interesting. Fuck this touristy video game shit. Show me the real, gritty Tokyo. I want to see the bathhouses and the massage parlours.

13:30 – She’s in a Pokemon centre now. I guess. She wants to get her niece a gift. I find it very strange that Madam Fomo seems to have such a good relationship with her family. You know…given her profession. In fact, it seems deeply unhealthy that she has a good relationship with her family given her profession. I’m talking about her being a part-time video editor, of course.

14:30 – “I’m a huge Snorlax fan, if you don’t know, and I was very tempted to grab this guy. I don’t know what I would have used it for but it just looked really cool.”

It’s a pillow of Snorlax’s face and a hole where the mouth would be. Come on, Madam Fomo. Use your imagination. I’m sure that you could have got a lot of use out of that thing with your clients. You could wear it as a mask, for example.

Then she apologises for not making a proper ending to the video. More great editing.

So…what did we learn from this? Madam Fomo went to a few touristy video game shops in a mall. It was packed with people. She wasn’t interested in buying anything.

There were a few times when she commented on the high prices of the items. Why is she so concerned about this? She spent $15,000 on a Stadium Events (or whatever…one day I have to find out if that’s the actual name of this game) and then had it completely de-valued by having Pat the NES Punk sign it. She’s regularly flashing (or “flexing”…maybe) her money. She claims to have a larger collection of Nintendo products than any other woman on earth. She’s “pimping out Nintendo”. But she doesn’t have the money for cheap costume jewelry that has Pikachu on it.

Let’s check out the dreadful comments.

– ” Can me and you hook up and go on a date and see if we are soul mates? “

First of all, let me say that Madam Fomo replies to every fucking comment. Even the god awful ones that are simply a collection of emoticons. Do something else with your time, Madam Fomo. This is ridiculous. She’s doing this to encouage people to post but it’s trash. This is just spam. You want more people to watch your videos, produce good content.

– ” Bring me back an Anime Asian girl wearing Dbz uniform3 “

Madam Fomo says, “I wanted to.”

Disgusting human trafficking comment. Especially given what we know about Madam Fomo. Video editor.

– ” Destiny you so beautiful and you shine so bright the sun 🌞 gets jealous of you. #itsthetruth “

Madam Fomo says, “comment of the week! lol”

– ” You know it’s truly an awesome feeling to see people getting to do the things they love to do and seeing the happiness that it brings to them , I hope if not all majority of you all are happy 😌”

Madam Fomo says, ” thank you so much!!! we need more people like you around! “

Then the original poster comes back with this soliloquy: ” Thank you ! Spreading love even when hate comes to your positive reinforcement can influence others to do the same I just wish for peace and love to everyone and I just wanna see everyone smiling it gives me motivation to strive for greater things and be a better person. So me being a subscriber I will always support you and to the others that see this I wish you all nothing but blessings 🙏 “

Suck dick, Jose. You’re not going to get a fucking date out of this shit. Take your “positive energy” and shove it up your desperate, loser ass.