Gamer Girls

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMv0jg3jjCU

Well, she uploaded it.  I didn’t think that she would.  But the original is two and a half hours.  The Youtube version is 52 minutes.  I don’t want to see this edited bullshit.  And I hate going back and forth.  

What she’s doing doesn’t even make sense.  But I suppose nothing does with her.  It’s not like she can edit out all of the bad gameplay.  It’s ALL bad gameplay.  So how the fuck does she determine what stays and what gets edited out?  It’s 100% shit.  

So fuck it.  I’m not doing this.  This is a video that you really need the comments for anyway.  So I was watching on Twitch and the horndogs were out in force commenting on this costume.  

There was a section where somebody referred to Erin as a “snack” and then somebody corrected that guy and said that she’s Mike’s snack.  At around this time, Erin looked at the chat, groaned, and went back to her terrible gameplay.

I don’t know how she can do it.  Putting on little outfits for these mentally challenged, horned up losers.  She must find them disgusting.  I mean, there’s a guy who’s a straight up retard.  That’s the word.  He’s mentally retarded.  I’m not saying this as an insult.  And he’s there commenting about how hot she is.  He’s obviously jerking off.  It’s gross.  Doesn’t she find this at all humiliating?  She’s jerk off material for retards.  

And it’s not just him.  Her entire fan base, all six or however many guys, all are mentally challenged.  She’s a porn star for retards.  

I’m not saying any of this to be insulting.  It’s a delicate issue, of course.  The mentally challenged have sexual needs too.  But is this what you aspire to?  Can she possibly feel good about herself that this is what she does for a living?  And she’s getting pennies for this shit.

Her gameplay was horrendous.  I can’t even watch it.  

I’m just skipping around.  For the entire fucking stream these mentally challenged horndogs talk about her fucking costume.  At the 2:07:00 mark, people are talking about how Shishi is a pervert.  So Shishi says, “costumes made me pervy”.  

He was talking about this fucking costume for TWO HOURS.  As were the rest of these drooling imbeciles.  

So Erin eventually puts a jacket on.  She says that she was cold but she was obviously just uncomfortable with this.

She knows that Shishi is a disgusting fuck.  Everyone knows it.  But he’s paying her.  So she continues to pretend to be his friend.  It’s vile.  How can she possibly live with herself?  

Then she ends the stream because she says that her hands hurt.  I think that’s how she ends every stream.

So let’s talk about this fucking costume.  She’s obviously inviting comment.  This was done to titillate simpletons.

It’s awful.  Who with an IQ over 50 can possibly be jerking off to this?  She’s hunched over for most of the stream.  You see her disgusting ice cream tattoo.  She has chubby arms.  The hat looks like something out of Little House of the Prairie.  And she’s trying to show cleavage but doesn’t have much to work with.

 At least when she’s hunched over, we don’t have to see her gut.

This is not what people want to be doing when they’re 32.  Or at any age.  

I was talking to a woman on Tinder a couple of years ago.  She was like 22 and she was from Australia and she was a carer for some guy.  I don’t know what problem the guy had but he was in a wheelchair.  In her description, she says that she’s in a relationship with this guy but he allows her to date other people.  She obviously had serious mental health problems as evidenced from this living situation and also the pictures she chose.  They were really weird pictures.

But I’m talking to her for a while, just about normal shit.  How long she’s been in the country, how does she like it, whatever.  And it turned out that she was really, really boring.  So after like five messages where she contributed absolutely nothing to the conversation, I said, “This has to be one of the top ten most boring conversations I’ve ever had.  Good luck with everything, though” and she unmatched me.

This is the sort of thing that Erin is doing.  She’s in some kind of weird relationship with the mentally handicapped.  And they’re paying her.  And she’s boring.  

It’s not what anyone wants to do.  Who says, “I want to jerk off this guy in a wheelchair for a living”?  It’s sad.  Maybe guys in wheelchairs need to be jerked off but do you want to be the one doing it?  

Maybe retards need internet girlfriends but do you want to be the one doing it?  

And it’s not like there aren’t other jobs out there.  Go back to Australia and get a job at Hungry Jack’s.  Wouldn’t that be more dignifying?  

Go back to California and get a job at a record store.  

But no.  She’s going to sit there in an unflattering Strawberry Shortcake costume, being a porn star for the mentally challenged, and make $200/month.  It’s completely insane.  What does she hope to achieve with this?  She’s never going to make money out of this.