Gamer Girls

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO9siXVglTs

Nobody is uploading so I’ve been kind of reaching of late.  I have a video game related Home Improvement review in the can.  

But to hell with these gamer grrls.  I don’t care that Erin isn’t uploading her trash Nintendo Power streams to her Youtube channel.  Or that Destiny Fomo stopped uploading months ago to focus on her porn career.  Or that Bobdunga is on another mental health break.  Or that Retro Ali is limiting her work to “reaction” videos.  There’s always Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining.  She’s a rock.  A video every week.  

Oh.  A pick ups video.  A black top.  A smug thumbnail.  The same monotone introduction as always.  I am not doing that.  

There are plenty more gamer grrls out there.  So let’s see what supervideogamegal is up to.  She got laid off.  Great.  Let’s…let’s watch this.  Eight minutes.  I can do this.

0:00 – She starts the video by adjusting her hair and…oh god.  It’s just so bad.  This is the most obnoxious woman on earth.

Then she goes on and on about how she appreciates us for supporting her.  Fine.  Great.  We all love you.  You’ve been making excellent Youtube videos going all the way back to September 2020.  Get on with it.  You got fired.  Tell us about you, you fucking simpleton.

0:15 – “I did have some vlogs and I deleted them.  I just didn’t think that it was something that needed to be shared.”

Fine.  That’s your business.  Just fucking tell your fucking story already.  I know it’s only 15 seconds in but this is horseshit.  Nobody cares about this shit.  

Oh.  Finally.  She worked at Disney and she got fired.  There was some mass layoff.  I assume that she worked at Disneyland.  It does explain some things.

On the one hand, it’s complete bullshit that all of these people are losing their jobs and the world economy completely destroyed because of a fucking bad cold.  You don’t have to be a conspiracy theorist to see that something is not right about this.  Where are the piled up bodies that I was promised?  I don’t know ONE FUCKING PERSON who got coronavirus.  We have to shut the world economy down over this.

On the other hand, maybe this is the dose of reality that this woman needs.  No more California, hippie, Disney bullshit.  Go see how real people live.  Get a job at Jiffy Lube.  See how far your puppy dogs and rainbows bullshit goes with them.

1:15 – Oh.  She was working with “Disney Vacation Club”.  Whatever that is.  Let me look this up.  Timeshares?  What?  

Who the fuck is getting timeshares in this day and age?  We haven’t all heard the stories?  It’s a scam.  

Looking on Reddit, people seem to say that it’s MAYBE worth it if you go every year or two.  Who the fuck is going to Disneyland every year or two?  And you’re going to do this for the rest of your fucking life?  That’s just depressing.  As an employed American, you get two weeks off a year (if you’re lucky) and you’re going to spend it at fucking Disneyland?  Out of all the places in the world.  Disneyland.  Every year or two.  Because you’re just that brain dead.  

Just within the US, there are so many more interesting and worthwhile places to go.  Fuck Disneyland and fuck these weirdos who go on a regular basis.  Grown adults.  

2:00 – “In 2016, I needed some more money so I started working at Super Video Game Bros.”

She doesn’t say what this is.  We’re just supposed to know.  It’s a retro video game store that’s now closed.  Oh right.  How silly of me not to know every “SoCal” retro video game store that ever existed.

But this is another reason to hate Disney.  They don’t pay the workers anything.  That’s why she had to find a second job.

She also worked at Frank & Sons.  Now I have to look that up.  Who the fuck is the audience for these videos?  People she knows in real life?  

It’s some kind of…flea market, I guess?  For “collectables”.  In “SoCal”.

2:15 – “It ended up in me getting laid off from my aerospace job.”

What?  I’m totally lost already.  I don’t have your fucking resume in front of me, Supervideogamegal.  You’re going to have to fill in some details. 

So she got laid off from the aerospace job (she was…I don’t know…she took orders for plane shit).  As a result, she asked Frank & Son for more hours.  They agreed and that somehow lead to her working at SoCal Gaming Convention or something.  So she says that getting laid off from her job lead to something better.  She considers working in a gaming convention to be a step up from…whatever she was doing.  I really don’t think so but whatever.

6:00 – “I really hope that this kickstarts me making more content because I’ll have a lot more time (sucks teeth).”

Yeah.  Truly, when the good Lord closes a door, he opens a window.

7:15 – “I’m going to continue to be a light in your life”.

I wouldn’t even know where to begin with this.

That’s the video.  She showed her tits throughout.  So maybe OnlyFans is an option?  She wants to hit the ground running, after all.  

The comments are all “I’m so sorry”.  

Whatever.  I’m going to go play some Wasteland 3.  Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining turned me on to this.  I was going to buy it but £60?  Fuck you.  What game is worth that?

I probably paid about that much for Grand Theft Auto…whatever.  The most recent one.  Five, I guess.  What a piece of shit that was.  I played it briefly.  I think that I beat it.  It’s like…Grand Theft Auto for retards.  If you don’t want to do the mission, YOU CAN JUST SKIP IT!  What the fuck?  This isn’t even a game at this point.  And the multiplayer was totally broken at launch, not that I intended to play that anyway.

So the good people who made Wasteland wanted £60.  Fuck no.  I was thinking £30.  But £60?  No chance.  Let me find a torrent.  Get my “preview” copy.

I played the original probably 20 years ago.  Maybe a bit longer.  Then there was some hype around the second one a few years ago but I never got it.  I liked Fallout 1, 2, 3, and New Vegas but…I don’t know.  I didn’t really like Wasteland.  I know that the game is from the 80s and the sequel doesn’t really follow from the much older original but I don’t know.  it just just didn’t appeal.

But something about Pam’s mini-review really spoke to me.  Maybe she had the tiniest bit of inflection in her voice.  

So yeah, the game dumbed down as fuck.  I intentionally gave my party bad stats but they’re all doing just fine.  I’ve discovered some game-breaking exploits.  Shit like this.  But I’m still playing.  I’ll probably get bored of it soon, though.