Gamer Girls

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgkvYqA-krE

I’ve already tried to watch this once, just for my own “enjoyment” and couldn’t do it.  It’s CONSTANT scatological “jokes”.  And they often have a bizarre sexual element to them.  It’s fucking disgusting.

The video itself is trash.  He’s just, quickly, comparing the arcade game to the NES or whatever port.  “The arcade game has better graphics!”  That’s every fucking comparison.  That’s as deep as he goes.     

He also makes some bizarre mistakes.  For example, he claims that the ghosts in the Atari 2600 Pac-Man game keep disappearing and he can’t tell the difference between when they’re blue and when they’re…not blue. That seems to be what’s happening in the footage but this is not true when you play the game.  Somebody in the comments suggests that this is a problem with the emulator.  That would explain things.  

So Chris BORES’ only experience with the Pac-Man Atari 2600 game is with an emulator.  Come on.  

Anyway, I’m just going to list every scatological reference that he makes and then we can explore just what this guy’s fucking problem is.

2:45 – “That pretty much wrinkles my shit.”

Wrinkled excrement.  Is this a euphemism for sodomy?  Like packing fudge?   

3:15 – “Now, I know a lot of online gamers have ripped this thing more assholes than a public restroom sees daily.”

Anuses and public bathrooms.  He REALLY likes making sexual “jokes” about public toilets.  In the Dick Tracy episode, he suggested having intercourse with Madonna in a public bathroom.  Why a public bathroom?  Because that’s his thing.  It’s well know that gay men “cruise” in public bathrooms.  Glory holes.  Anonymous sex with strangers.  This is what they do.  This is their scene.  And Chris BORES is in this scene. 

4:15 – “What bastion of hell created this demonic asswipe of a game?”

More references to buttocks.

5:00 – “Ever been to an all you can eat buffet and seen somebody taking a shit in the refried beans?  Because this is that game.  A bunch of shitty beans.”

I’ve been to my share of buffets but no, I’ve never seen that.  Nothing even close to that.  This is just a window into Chris BORES’ fantasies.

5:15 – “Now we’re getting ourselves some shit-free refried beans.”

Okay, Chris.  We get it.  You like eating poop.  What else can we take away from this?  This disgusting story about a man defecating into a vat of refried beans at a buffet.  Absolutely nobody would find this funny.  This is his fetish.

5:45 – “I love me some Burger Time but if you’re going to serve me up some Burger Time for the Atari, I’m going to shove that ass burger right back in your face.”

See?  More food and faeces.  

6:00 – “This eyesore of a game has so much ass coming out of it, this is the first eyesore that becomes an ass sore.”

Sore buttocks.  And there’s a vague suggestion of defecating (“so much ass coming out of it”).  It’s gross.  Why is everything about poo and asses?  Because he has a homosexual obsession with this stuff.  

Still at 6:00 – “How do you mess up the sausage enemies?  One of them looks like an actual sausage, while the other one looks like a dick.”

Now he’s talking about penises.  

6:15 – “Get this ass burger off my screen.”

More food and poo.

“By now, you’re probably seeing a common theme unfolding.”

I sure am, Chris BORES.  You’re a gay man with a scat fetish.  It was exactly the same in the Dick Tracy episode.  It was LOADED with homosexual and scatological references and imagery.  I reviewed it here:

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2020/07/irate-gamer-vs-avgn-epic-crossover-dick.html

If you’re gay, that’s fine.  I don’t care.  Nobody cares.  Do whatever depraved shit you want.  But keep it off the fucking channel.  

This is what happens when you support the homosexual agenda.  Two men want to date, have sex, get married, whatever.  People can get behind that.

But that’s not what gay men are into.  They’re into weird shit.  Leather, bondage, S&M, fisting, sex in public parks, sex in public bathrooms, urinating, defecating.  That’s the scene.  That’s the gay scene.  And for most people, that’s too far.  But if you support homosexuality, this is what you have to support.  

There was a story a few years ago about an elderly British man who was arrested in Thailand for homosexual sex.  

So the Guardian ran a bunch of stories about what an outrage this was.  You can’t arrest men for being gay.  What year is this?  Get with the times.

It turns out that he was having sex with some 20 year old Thai man, who he was obviously paying.  This is what he went to Thailand for.  To have sex with young men for money.

He was eventually released and there was video of this man’s son and his children, obviously embarrassed, picking up their father/grandfather from the airport.  “Welcome home, sex tourist grandpa.”

And the Guardian continued to write stories supporting this guy.  They had to.  When you support homosexuality, you have to support everything.  All of the depraved shit that they do, you have to support it.  It’s their culture.

So back to Chris BORES and his homosexual scat fetish.

7:00 – “They turned Pac-Mania into a Pac pile of porcupine piss.”

Oh.  Bestiality too.  

8:30 – “This 8-bit bat boner bastard of a game.”

Again.  And in the Dick Tracy episode, he makes a reference to “boner biting dogs.”  How much can we take?  

10:45 – “Pack your shit and go home.”

I don’t think that this is the first time he’s said this.

11:15 – Chris BORES doing some sado-masochistic leather shit.

14:00 – “For every good game that out-shined the original, we had about a thousand others that stunk like a leaky asshole.”

I mean…what else can I say?

14:45 – “This game was an absolute basket of assholes.”

Can we just end the video, please?

15:15 – “Temple of Doom?  You’re a temple of ass.”

Yeah.

16:30 – “Yeah, I’ll shove that force right up your ass.”

I’m not making any of these up.  Everything is time-stamped.  Watch the video for yourself.  He’s fucking disgusting.

That’s how he ends the fucking video.  From start to finish, this is just one giant exhibition of his vile homosexual scatological fetishes.  Why?  This is supposed to be a video about video games.  You can’t keep this shit out of the video?

James Rolfe does a lot of references to poo but they’re not sexual in nature.  James Rolfe is just some autistic guy who has this autistic fixation on poo.  

But Chris BORES brings a sexual element to these poo references.  And it’s fucking vile.  

I’m being completely genuine.  Chris Bores is like 40 years old and single.  I’ve never heard any mention of him having a girlfriend ever.  He also has a channel where he does videos for children.  Children’s entertainers are overwhelmingly gay.

This is a gay man.  There’s not a doubt in my mind.  And he has this disgusting shit fetish.  Including EATING shit.  And including animal stuff.  

Why on earth would he include this stuff in the video?  He can’t help himself.  It’s an obsession of his.  He might not even realise that he’s doing it.  Or maybe he does realise it and he gets off to it.  “Oh yeah…people are going to watch this thinking that it’s a video about video games but it’s actually full of references to my homosexual scat fetish.”

He shouldn’t be on Youtube.  If he wants do stuff with poo and other men in his private life, that’s fine.  I guess.  I mean…I don’t know.  But where it’s definitely not fine is on Youtube in a video about video games.