Game and vinyl pick-ups, Super Rare Games, The Sinking City, Steamworld Quest and August updates – CannotBeTamed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG0gDL1oZPY

Hoo boy. You know that things are rough out there when I’m reviewing Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining’s shit.

She starts the video by saying that August was the best month for her channel. She had a video about 10 Metrovania games that got a lot of views. I didn’t review it or even watch it because it’s boring as fuck. She’s boring as fuck. Everything she does is boring as fuck.

1:00 – Now it’s time for the shoot oot. Her “boyfriend Will” suggested this channel. We’ve never seen this guy but we just have to take it on faith that he exists.

The channel is Gaming Off the Grid.

Oh right. So what gamer grrls…

No. It’s dudes. Dudes who make “content” about video games and often drink beer while doing so. They also make “content” just about alcohol.

How on earth did this appeal to Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining? She usually reserves the shoot oots for FEMALE “gamers”. We must be completely out of them. There aren’t any more women who she can shoot oot.

So instead, we get this fucking bullshit of two bearded douchebags playing video games and “getting hammered” like a couple of brainless frat boys. This is offensive.

But then I realised what this is. This is how Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining views men. Her own father was an alcoholic so this is how she thinks that all men are. Bearded assholes in baseball caps and “the 90s” band t-shirts playing video games and drinking beer.

Fuck these guys and fuck Pam’s disgusting warped view of reality.

Then she shows some games that some company sent her to promote.

Then she reviews some fucking games.

Let me check out her Twitter. Come on. There has to be SOMETHING interesting that she’s done.

https://twitter.com/Jasyla_/status/1301478999034662912

Thanks so much to anyone who has watched and supported my channel over the years.

No problem, Pam. Happy to do it. Well, not really.

So she talks about getting 50,000 subscribers. She mentioned that as being her goal for the year. Why have goals like this? What can you do to gain subscribers? You can promote the channel, buy ads, whatever. But is that what she’s doing?

What about making interesting videos? Might that be a way to grow a channel? I know that promotion is a big part of things but…good content. Make good content and see how much your channel can grow just from that.

https://twitter.com/Jasyla_/status/1300836299948077064

It is I, the most petty of YouTubers.

And then it’s a screencap of somebody in her Youtube comments who said “Unsubscribed.”

How thin-skinned is she that THIS bothers her? She’s trying to shame this guy simply for not liking her shit content and saying, “Unsubscribed”. What’s the fucking problem?

If it doesn’t bother her, as she’s suggesting, why go to all this trouble? Why try to publicly shame him? It’s fucking ridiculous. She can’t take any criticism.

Her content is shit. That’s the problem. She’s the most boring woman in the universe.

This is why I don’t review her videos. It’s the most boring shit you’ve ever seen.

https://twitter.com/Jasyla_/status/1299388810242002944

Excited to play Wasteland 3 as soon as this headache goes away and I can stand to look at a computer screen.

See? Boring women LOVE talking about their “migraines”. What the fuck do I care?

Imagine going on to Twitter and saying, “I’m going to tell everyone about my headache.” It’s insane. Nobody cares.

But she did get one horny nerd wishing her a speedy recovery. From this headache.

https://twitter.com/Jasyla_/status/1297901644647206912

Going downtown for the first time in months to have a patio lunch with my team at work. Excited to see people and be outside.

Just look at this. Even in a post where she professes to be excited, it comes off BORING AS SHIT. It’s like a fucking robot wrote that.

https://twitter.com/Jasyla_/status/1297246410644037633

Wine and Fury Road.

And there’s a carefully orchestrated picture of a wine glass and this lesbian version of Mad Max.

How does Will do it? Assuming that he exists. Imagine living with somebody like this. An obvious lesbian and boring as shit.

Yeah, this is my idea of a good time. Drinking wine and watching lesbian cinema.

https://twitter.com/Jasyla_/status/1295795345360924676

(some horndog)⁩ got me some new ⁦Gaming Historian merch. Lily is interested in it as well!

Lily is her dog. Even the dog is a lesbian.

But it’s so fucking boring. Read this shit. Read these banal tweets. I’m not doing it justice.

https://twitter.com/Jasyla_/status/1291872864392679425

Maybe I’m being pedantic, but I hate “you forgot x” comments on list videos. Really? You think that’s the reason your game of choice is not in the video? Not that I chose not to include it, or wasn’t familiar with it? I wanted to include it but forgot?

She’s self-righteous, perpetually angry, thin-skinned, and boring. SUPER boring. How is anybody watching this shit? Or reading her tweets?

https://twitter.com/Jasyla_/status/1291800840022491136

My front garden has some very chaotic energy. But it’s mostly alive, which is an improvement on the usual state.

And it’s a picture of her little garden. Just…I mean…how is it possible to be this aggressively boring?

I was reading a post on Reddit about why Mike Matei didn’t get with Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining. It’s an interesting hypothetical.

She would not put up with these sexual comments about fucking her in the ass and all of this. References to his penis, absolutely not.

And what about Mike doing his stupid Elmo puppet routine for Pam on Twitch? If you thought Erin was awkward and boring imagine the levels of tedium that would be reached with Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining.. “Oh, here we have Elmo. Hello, Elmo. How are you today, Elmo?”

And as for the “collab” videos, instead of talking about colours, she’d be talking about the patriarchy. Mike puts up with the “cute” talk and the colour shit from Erin because he’s fucking her in the ass but he clearly hates that shit. So it would probably be the same for the patriarchy talk. But I don’t know. It seems like a whole other level of tedium. Maybe Mike would reach his limit.

And how much sodomy do you suppose would go on between him and CannotBeEntertaining anyway? Obviously, she’s a lesbian so this is all very theoretical but…well, actually, there very well could be some sodomy going on but Mike would be on the receiving end.

And promoting the channel. “Everybody go watch the latest CannotBeTamed video”. I don’t even think that I’d mind that. CannotBeEntertaining is legitimately interested in video games and even though the videos are awful, I don’t think that I’d be offended by such promotion like I am with Erin. Erin is a total fraud so I don’t like the promotion. It’s insulting to my intelligence.

CannotBeEntertaining doing an episode of Rental Reviews. Like Thelma and Louise or something. And that dry fucking commentary. I recall Erin not being too bad in her Rental Reviews episode, actually.

And would CannotBeEntertaining really move to the US to be with Mike? She’d have to quit her job in IT. They’d probably have to get married unless she could get some kind of work visa. There’s just a lot of problems administratively.

I’d have to imagine that CannotBeEntertaining would be insufferable with the complaints about the US too. No universal health care, milk that doesn’t come in bags, whatever.

I don’t think that it would work. It takes a certain level of desperation to do something like that and I don’t think that Pam is there. Plus, you know, she’s gay. And leaving all of that to one side, I don’t think that her and Mike would be compatible.

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Game and vinyl pick-ups, Super Rare Games, The Sinking City, Steamworld Quest and August updates – CannotBeTamed

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