https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTUPq_h0ECo
0:00 – “Ooh, look at that eyeball.” It’s a blinking eye. Then she makes an opening and closing motion with her hand and mouth.
Who gives a shit?
0:15 – “Did I like the portrayal of Simon Belmont in the Captain N cartoon show? I’ve actually never seen it. Never seen Captain N”.
Huh. Who would have guessed? Maybe she can watch it now as a 32 year old woman and talk about how awesome it is.
0:30 – “I know they have Chips a Hoy with Sour Patch Kids in them. I’ve almost bought them a few times.”
I see. Another riveting story about something that she didn’t do.
1:30 – She’s talking about how she didn’t beat some Castlevania game (on stream, for money, of course) and is contemplating about whether or not she should play the sequel (on stream, for money, of course) without first beating the original. Then she says, “I don’t know if anyone cares.”
Indeed. I don’t think that anybody cares about you beating games, on stream, for money. And on easy mode. And with cheats. And with Mike’s help.
“Maybe trying the second one will make me want to try to finish the first one.”
On stream, for money. But you were right earlier, nobody cares. Nobody cares if you beat video games or if you want to play them or not.
2:00 – “Ooh. A claymore?”
She got an item in the game and obviously has never seen this word before. It’s pretty standard in the world of video games, of course. But she has no interest or experience with this shit.
2:15 – “I don’t really know what I’m doing right now.”
Yes…I’m quickly losing the will to continue with this shit. This first two minutes has been everything that’s wrong with Erin Plays.
Then she talks about the game being “stressful” because she doesn’t know what she’s doing and she’s playing in front of people. Isn’t that always the case, though?
But indeed, she seems particularly bothered with this game. In a previous stream, she had a really passive aggressive message on the screen the whole time that said:
“THIS IS MY VERY FIRST TIME PLAYING THIS GAME!
PS1 ORIGINAL HARDWARE!
I’M GOING AT MY OWN PACE.
LET’S BE CHILL”
All that was happening was that the horny nerds in the chat were trying to tell her where to go and she found this “stressful”. So she put this bizarre message up.
Do something else with your time. She’s getting pennies for this shit. And carpal tunnel syndrome, allegedly. And it apparently really stresses her out. So why do it?
God, this is the world’s worst gameplay.
7:30 – “Ooh, what’s that? It’s the letter J but it also looks like a tube sock.”
I’m done. This is trash.
Oh, Shishi left a comment. Nothing interesting, though.
Here’s another comment:
– “Hi Erin, please try to rember this jajaja: If you wish to keep playing the game till Dracula you will need to find the “Echo of Bat” first, that is located in a new area you didn’t explored yet (above the clock)… Then go back to the Catacombs and enter that dark area using the “Echo of Bat”…you will get the “Spike Armor” or something, now you can pass through the spikes room in the Chapel and get the “Silver Ring” … with the silver and gold rings equiped go to the clock and Maria will give you something very useful …”
Uh huh.
“On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
Let’s check out her shit Twitter.
https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1281860376943108097
“Idk anything about Starcraft..BUT Mike is playing Starcraft 2 and I saw a character that I only knew because of the Office. Thank you, Dwight.”
Oh. Erin doesn’t know anything about Starcraft. One of the most popular games of all time. Imagine that.
https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1279316630187712512
“Same! I never saw them until moving to the east coast. They’re so magical!”
She’s talking about fireflies. Thing that Erin hasn’t done #10438: seen a firefly. Aka lightning bug. I think it’s a regional thing. It must be “firefly” on the “East Coast”. Or at least Pennsylvania/New Jersey.
https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1278752227461607424
“I first got into it around 2007. And honestly I don’t know shit about emulators anymore. My friend sets me up with roms on my everdrive and I’m good to go ha.”
She’s talking about emulators. She doesn’t know anything about emulators. Oh. Okay then.
https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1278507962835795968
“I honestly haven’t really messed with emulators since ZSNES, lol. I never tried any n64 ones so I’m no help :(“
In case anyone didn’t get it the first time. Even by her own admission, she hasn’t used an emulator since 2007. And even then, just briefly. And only ZSNES.
It’s just…why bother? She clearly has no interest in video games. How can anyone not see this? She’s fucking telling you. Repeatedly.
She re-tweeted a Tweet from Voultar advertising a video about replacing the batteries in your games. It has the word “soldering” in the title. Is Erin remotely interested in this? She’s going to go through all of her games and replace the batteries? “Hey Mike. Have you seen my soldering iron?”
She did this because he put her in some shit video of his.
https://twitter.com/ErinPlays_Games/status/1277046896650059776
An exchange between Erin and creepy John Riggs. Erin describes him as being “on fire” with his latest video about Nintendo games. John Riggs says, “Oh shit, put me out.”
Uh huh. He wants to be smothered by Erin. I get it.