https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeqhuROU0II
0:00 – Jump scare.
You know what? Pelvic Gamer gets the lowest hits of anyone on this blog. Even lower than Retro Ali. People aren’t interested in Pelvic Gamer. I’m not even interested in Pelvic Gamer. But I keep reviewing her shit solely so that I can do that “jump scare” joke.
“What’s up loves?”
Oh, she likes me. That’s…well, a bit uncomfortable, frankly. I’m flattered. I guess. But no, I don’t think that we’re right for each other, Pelvic Gamer. Good luck, though. I hope you find what you’re looking for. A job, for example.
This is another one that Kai edited. Let’s see. He didn’t do such a good job on the last one.
This is the top five JRPG OSTs. Whatever the fuck that is. I know “JRPG” but not “OST”.
Didn’t somebody do a video on video game music recently. Oh yeah. Joe from Gamesack. That was one episode that I had to skip. I am not listening to fucking 30 minutes of video game music. How long is this thing? 15 minutes? Oh god.
There’s just no way to make it interesting. “Here’s the music”. What more can you say?
I’m thinking that Bobdunga did a video on video game music not long ago and it was pretentious as fuck. Something about Disney games? I don’t remember. I think my mind blocked this video as some kind of defence mechanism.
“A lot of people associate my channel with underrated games or forgotten games.”
Or bizarre sexual deviancies like that time when you dressed as a man and said that you were going to seduce yourself. Or that time when you fellated a Mastersword. Or that that time when you put a toddler’s train costume on and pretended that it was a penis.
Oh god. Then she says that her next video is going to be top five video game soundtracks for non-JRPG games.
What’s the point of this? She does a lot of these “top 5” videos because obviously they get more views. Or they used to. Now I think people are savvy to this scam. But why differentiate JRPG from non-JRPGs? Whatever. Let’s just try to get through this shit.
If she’s going to keep saying “OST”, I have to look this up. It’s annoying as fuck.
“Original soundtrack”. Why doesn’t she just say “soundtrack”? What’s the difference between an “OST” and the music in a game, if any? What distinction is being drawn by saying “OST”? I don’t get it.
1:00 – I’m done. She’s going to go through these “OSTs” and talk about the composers and shit. Like anybody gives a fuck. And she’s giving these Japanese names, which may or may not be pronounced correctly, but I don’t fucking know these people and I couldn’t even Google them if I wanted to because I can’t understand what their names are.
No. This is just fucking boring. I’m not doing this any more. I’ll just watch the rest to see if she makes any bizarre sexual comments.
Oh. I’ll say this. She says the numbers like “5”, “4”, and so forth, as she counts down, really oddly. I don’t know why.
Okay. No weird stuff. So that’s 15 minutes wasted.
Yeah, she talked about the music and if you care about that shit, she seemed to have semi-intelligent things to say about it.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Pelvic Gamer makes the best videos of any of these gamer grrls but it’s about shit that I don’t give the slightest of fucks about. And this weird sexual stuff is a huge turn off.
If I had to rank these gamer grrls in terms of the quality of their videos it would be thus:
1. Pelvic Gamer – informative videos, she seems to know to know what she’s talking about, but I’m just not interested in JRPGs and her weird sexual stuff is disgusting.
2. Bobdunga – Again, she seems reasonably knowledgeable about whatever she’s talking about and the editing is good and I like that she tries comedy, even though it’s never funny. That’s something kind of unique among these ladies. But again, I’m just not interested in the stuff she talks about.
3. Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining – She’s familiar with video games but the videos are just so god damned boring. She has negative charisma. And the militant feminism and half-baked political shit are not things that I want to see, particularly in a video about some 30 year old Nintendo game.
4. Destiny Fomo – When she actually made videos about video games, they were semi-okay. But the “try on hauls” and the OnlyFans shit…this isn’t even a video game channel at this point. And I’m not remotely interested in this escort bullshit.
5. Erin Plays – God awful. No charisma. No knowledge about video games. No experience with video games. I can’t think of anything positive to say about her. She’s a horrible person producing horrible content.
6. Retro Ali – As horrendous as Erin Plays is, she’s still better than Retro Ali. At least in terms of “content”. These fucking fake “reaction” videos are the dumbest fucking things I’ve ever seen in my life. This is pure pornography for these giant nerds who want to jack off to something other than anime for a little while. There is no redeeming quality to these videos and Ali should be ashamed of herself that this is what she’s doing for a living. And according to SocialBlade she’s making ZERO dollars a year from this.
So yeah. Good group.