Five bucks a ticket? You can’t beat that. I used to go to the Prince Charles Cinema in London. They’d show second run movies and old movies. I’m thinking that the prices were £5 so that’s like $7.50. But this… Read moreNewt’s Movie Theatre Pricing Policy

I was inspired by the Idea Man’s love of coming up with a bad pun and then creating a shitty script around that pun that he shits out in a day. So…this is my Prosti-Newt article. I hope to turn… Read moreProsti-Newt

I thought that I’d give a Newt update. So we’ve got an IDEA from the Ideas Man. Go to a restaurant. Or multiple restaurants, apparently. Order some food. Say that it’s your dog’s favourite meal and that you have to… Read moreNewt Wallen is Still a Giant Asshole

Newt will re-tweet the death of every celebrity, including bizarre choices like Angela Landsbury and Arleen Sorkin. But he neglected to mention Malcolm-Jamal Warner? Somebody who died in a tragic accident at a somewhat young age? A star on the… Read moreNewt’s Racist Death Toll Omission – Malcolm-Jamal Warner

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Before we get to the bizarre “gimmick” of the video, let’s take a look at the description. “I never plagerised anything about this one. so its not gonna be as interesting to some of you. except I shot the review… Read more28 WEEKS LATER Review – Newt Wallen

I think that Newt was expecting some traction out of this. So even though I’ve got other stuff going on, I’ll throw him a bone. In a recent article, I reiterated my idea that Newt should do genuine reviews of… Read more28 Days Later Review – Newt Wallen