You can put it in caps all you like, Newt. People still aren’t going to watch. Newt has been putting some different prostitutes in his videos for the past…how long has it been? Two months? When did we last see… Read moreMONSTER DOUBLE FEATURE: WOLF MAN & NOSFERATU – Newt Wallen
I thought that maybe he genuinely did some self-reflection and was going to make some changes in his life. No. It’s the exact same bullshit as he always talks about: his shitty “tits and gore” “movies” that never get made,… Read moreNewt Year Newt Me – Newt Wallen
So we’ve got Newt, Roly Poly Piper, and I think that same john from last week all eating Taco Bell. Why are these people always eating? That fat guy can afford to skip a meal, as can the fat guy… Read moreNewt and the Gang Still Eating
We’ve got that fucking crack whore Horseface replacement standing in front of a sushi restaurant with some other whore. God, I fucking hate this crack whore. I don’t know why even Newt puts up with this. Are there no other… Read moreITS SUSHI DAY – Newt Wallen
0:00 – This is Neil. He’s a big Newt Wallen fan, apparently. Says that he regularly talks about wrestling in Newt’s Discord hoping to woo PVC Bondage Guy. He’s Canadian, I think. He travelled from Canada for this. He’s about… Read moreAnother Fat White Guy Visits Newt Wallen and PVC Bondage Guy
Come on, Ideas Man. Get some new fucking ideas. This is desperate, pathetic bullshit. And it’s not going to work. If people want porn, they’re not to Newt Wallen’s Youtube channel. Even these gay ladyboys surely have better options. So… Read moreNewt and Mel make a porno – Newt Wallen
I didn’t mean to talk about Newt again so soon but I’ve got some devastating news. Ghouls, Ghouls, Ghouls is off. Newt needs to film this at a “haunt”, which neither I nor PVC Bondage Guy nor anyone knows what… Read moreAMITYVILLE POOL TOY MASSACRE – Newt Wallen
We’ll cap off Newt Wallen Week with this fucking piece of shit. Bigfoot Exorcist. 0:00 – “Last month we had the release of Shark Exorcist 2”. Which nobody watched. Go on. Newt says that Bigfoot Exorcist was the first thing… Read moreBIGFOOT EXORCIST – Newt Wallen
I’ve been reading this “script” the past few days and I realised that as little sense as it makes to me, it would make even less sense to somebody who doesn’t get all of these inside references about Newt’s life…. Read moreMy Constructive Criticism of Newt Wallen’s Ghouls, Ghouls, Ghouls Script (Part 3 of 3)
Let’s continue our slog through this dreck. Dr Lemlie: right where was i…. Horseface: your family was forced to change their name Shegore: whos she Fritz yeah i was wondering the same Photog: i thought she was with you Horseface:… Read moreMy Constructive Criticism of Newt Wallen’s Ghouls, Ghouls, Ghouls Script (Part 2 of 3)
