Let me just try to get through this. It’s the third in his trilogy of reviews and I covered the previous two so…for the sake of completeness. Besides, PVC Bondage Guy is in this one. I can see if she’s… Read moreThe worst 28 years later review on YouTube – Newt Wallen
Before we get to the bizarre “gimmick” of the video, let’s take a look at the description. “I never plagerised anything about this one. so its not gonna be as interesting to some of you. except I shot the review… Read more28 WEEKS LATER Review – Newt Wallen
I think that Newt was expecting some traction out of this. So even though I’ve got other stuff going on, I’ll throw him a bone. In a recent article, I reiterated my idea that Newt should do genuine reviews of… Read more28 Days Later Review – Newt Wallen
https://www.patreon.com/SchlockandAweFilms Newt was advertising this on Twitter recently so I thought, “Maybe I could throw the Ideas Man a few bucks in exchange for all of the (unintentional) entertainment he’s given me over the years.” No. Not worth it. He’s… Read moreNewt’s Shitty Patreon Plus The Ghost Doctor Chris Bores
I think I’m starting to understand. With previous songs, I was always baffled because they weren’t covers…and they weren’t parodies…they were just…sort of the song but they would inject random video game references into the song. So now we have… Read moreRex Viper – ScarFox (Push it to the Limit) Official Music Video
Newt got the name for this video from Todd Tuckey of TNT Amusements, a local rural Pennsylvania used pinball and arcade vendor, who has a Youtube channel and used to say “pinball a go go” or “pancakes a go go”… Read moreNewt and Metz live stream a go go
So Erin was cooking it up in her crock pot recently. Lentil soup. What the fuck? Even her soup choices are bafflingly terrible. Isn’t that a Jewish thing? Let me look this up. Yeah. I think so. I’m seeing a… Read moreZombie Gums Soup and Madilynn Paige
This is just sad. I’m surprised that he uploaded this. Although, he did bury it in the “shorts” section. It’s a handful of old drunks in a cinema. I think that he’s showing the totality of the audience at 0:23…. Read moreSwamp Zombie 2’s Big Australian Premiere
Yeah. We know. She was in a recent review of some movie called Sinners. I wrote about it but it was soooooooooooo fucking boring that I just ended up talking about PVC Bondage Guy’s odd passion for Rammstein and comparing… Read moreMetz is back aka RIP Madilynn Paige – Newt Wallen
Finally, the Ideas Man stumbled onto an interesting topic. The product is two flavours of Gatorade mixed together. Newt talks about how they should have put more thought into this and determine which ratios of which flavours would work best… Read moreNEWTrition Review : Gatorade Mashups – Newt Wallen
