I laughed just from the title. I thought that he was going to do some, “You don’t see any ghosts, do you? My prayers must be working” thing. But no. Let me watch this again to try to piece together… Read moreVisual Proof Protection Prayers Work – Ghost Behaviorist FIles – Chris Bores
You can put it in caps all you like, Newt. People still aren’t going to watch. Newt has been putting some different prostitutes in his videos for the past…how long has it been? Two months? When did we last see… Read moreMONSTER DOUBLE FEATURE: WOLF MAN & NOSFERATU – Newt Wallen
I wouldn’t normally cover an advertisement but reading the replies on TheCinemassacreTruth on Reddit made me realise some things about who these people are. It looks like a shitty 8-bit platformer. And the video is interspliced with annoying clips of… Read moreAngry Video Game Nerd 8-bit – Announcement Trailer – Cinemassacre
I bring corrections. 0:30 – “Usually in this game, I will kick the enemies because I find the kick to be a little bit safer because you have more distance.” Well, duh. The kick has a longer reach. But punching… Read moreJust the Tip – Kung Fu – Mike Matei
This is sad. First of all, THERE’S NOBODY THERE. She’s giving this “speech” to an empty room. Just look at the tables. The front two tables are clearly empty. The two behind them are empty. Off in the distance I… Read moreGaming For Change Conference – Full Speech – Zap Cristal
We’ve got Horseface. She’s not getting any more attractive, is she? It’s almost shocking. Either I forgot how unattractive she is or she’s looking a whole lot worse, from what was already a low start. 0:15 – She starts by… Read moreHow Final Destination 2 Traumatized A Generation! – Tony from Hack The Movies
She’s been working on this one for months. A lazy, zero-effort video where she flips through a catalog looking at games she’s never had from a catalog she was too young to ever have seen. Indeed, she’s not even familiar… Read moreEB Games Catalog from 1993 – Let’s take a look! – Erin Plays
I thought that maybe he genuinely did some self-reflection and was going to make some changes in his life. No. It’s the exact same bullshit as he always talks about: his shitty “tits and gore” “movies” that never get made,… Read moreNewt Year Newt Me – Newt Wallen
Just a hodgepodge of stuff that wouldn’t merit articles on their own. 1:10:45 – There’s an enemy in the game who says “me me me me me” in an annoying, high pitched voice that kind of reminds me of a… Read moreMike Making Fun of Literal Retards, Crystal Quin Missed her Flight but Blames the Airline, Plus More!
The sequel that nobody wanted. It’s just a 20 minute skit. A skit that makes no fucking sense. I’ll have to watch it again for the purposes of a review. 1:45 – So it starts with a recap of the… Read moreGame Glitches: The Legacy Sequel – Angry Video Game Nerd – Cinemassacre
