This video hit me in the face like a sledgehammer and I didn’t know what I was looking at until it was too late. As soon as I turned it on, I felt jetlag at an existential level. You have… Read morePokemon Burger King Toys from 1999 – Chai Tea Valley
I think that Newt was expecting some traction out of this. So even though I’ve got other stuff going on, I’ll throw him a bone. In a recent article, I reiterated my idea that Newt should do genuine reviews of… Read more28 Days Later Review – Newt Wallen
We all know about Erin “Zombie Gums” Plays’ HORRIBLE candy cane/ice cream tattoo that she got when she was 19 or so on her left arm that even she’s ashamed of. So recently, 37 year old Erin Plays decided to… Read moreErin’s Sick New Tats
I really try not to buy everything on amazon and support the remaining department stores we have, but shit is rarely in stock these days when I do try to look in person. It’s a bummer. *sighs in defeat and… Read moreErin’s Latest Obsession: Landfills
I should’ve started with shorter, easier to make videos to get back into regularly creating ✨content✨ but instead I’ve been writing a WAY more in depth script than I had planned. I hope people watch it because I’m so into… Read moreHype is Growing for Erin’s Next Video
https://www.patreon.com/SchlockandAweFilms Newt was advertising this on Twitter recently so I thought, “Maybe I could throw the Ideas Man a few bucks in exchange for all of the (unintentional) entertainment he’s given me over the years.” No. Not worth it. He’s… Read moreNewt’s Shitty Patreon Plus The Ghost Doctor Chris Bores
I think I’m starting to understand. With previous songs, I was always baffled because they weren’t covers…and they weren’t parodies…they were just…sort of the song but they would inject random video game references into the song. So now we have… Read moreRex Viper – ScarFox (Push it to the Limit) Official Music Video
Newt got the name for this video from Todd Tuckey of TNT Amusements, a local rural Pennsylvania used pinball and arcade vendor, who has a Youtube channel and used to say “pinball a go go” or “pancakes a go go”… Read moreNewt and Metz live stream a go go
0:00 – It starts off gay. Then it gets more gay. Then you see a Transformer cartoon of Optimus Prime. What the fuck is this? James is in his mid 40s and putting cartoon characters in this fucking music video…. Read moreRex Viper – The Touch (Official Music Video)
So it’s the usual lies and tedium and talking about how some things are cute from old Zombie Gums. But what I found interesting is that if you go to her Twitch page and watch the unedited stream, she starts… Read moreErin has a Dog and Maybe a Cat?
