Microsoft to acquire Bethesda – What does it mean for GamePass and the industry? – Cannot be Tamed

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe4akgNijys

Some of that “gaming” news from the always lively Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining.

0:30 – She laments the loss of her podcast where she was able to talk about “gaming” news.  I think she’s talking about her Harpie Maidens podcast.  

https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/media-mavens

I can’t imagine ANYONE listening to this, which is probably why it ended.

So anyway, Microsoft purchased ZeniMax who in turn owns a bunch of other companies including Bethesda.  

2:30 – “As with most things, I have some very mixed feelings aboot this recent news.”

This is a minor point but that does that mean?  She has mixed feelings about most things?  Whatever.

2:45 – “First, I’m going to start off with a blanket capitalism sucks.”

This is a just a dumb throwaway comment but it sure did trigger the nerds in the comment section.  

– “If capitalism sucks, what’s the alternative?”

– “Certainly flawed but it brought the most people out of poverty into a middle class than any other system. Communism ends up being hegemonic too (Animal Farm). We can all agree anti trust laws are good.”

This was part of a long “discussion” between this guy and some other nerd.  This Animal Farm loving guy goes on about his Jewish grandparents leaving Russia as poor immigrants and how they came to America and became rich beyond their wildest dreams and he’s talking about fucking feudalism and how capitalism is responsible for the Magnavox and shit like this.  Suck a dick, you dullard.  Nobody gives a fuck about you or your grandparents.  Go play with your Magnavox Odyssey.

– “Capitalism sucks ? Then go to China xD”

I can’t tell if he’s being sarcastic or not.  I don’t think that he is.

– “Competition is the basis of capitalism. That is why socialism and/or communism don’t work.The problem is with monopolies. If it’s that big a problem for someone, vote with your wallet.”

How does that work?  I’m going to only purchase products made by worker collectives?  Can I get a list of such companies?  

– “Why does Capitalism suck? This is just the free trade of goods and services between consensual parties. But you like the ad revenue generated by your subscribers/viewers, paid for by businesses, right? And those businesses were made possible by individuals investing their own hard earned money (at risk of losing it all), to provide a service to people that want or need it.”

Why do people (largely Americans) get so worked up over this?  Is there ANY popular support for communism?  Which presidential candidate is the communist one?  These people are afraid of communists hiding under their beds.  

This is a holdover from decades of anti-communist propaganda in the US.  People who weren’t even born when the Soviet Union existed are still afraid of evil communists.  It’s sad, really.  

 – “Capitalism is why you can record videos and upload it to a platform so everyone can see it. Don’t go the “Capitalism sucks” route.. it’s for stupid people.”

I’m pretty sure that there would be internet even in a society based on need rather than profit.  Why wouldn’t there be?  There would still be scientists and researchers and whatnot.

And a platform where you can upload videos?  Yeah, I’m sure that would exist too.  Or maybe it wouldn’t.  Maybe there would be something better.  Who knows?   

By the way, YouTube is kind of a communist name, isn’t it?  The original ideas were kind of communist in nature.  A platform where anyone can join and talk about whatever they want.  Not just for the Hollywood elites.  

But yeah, without capitalism Erin probably wouldn’t be getting her hundred bucks a month from Youtube.  What a tragedy that would be.  She never would have moved in with Mike because without the profit motive, there would be no reason to.  There would be no reason for Erin to try to use people for her own financial gain because everybody would have what they need.  Erin would have a job, like everybody else.  

Or maybe there would be even more automation and there would be some kind of citizen’s wage and we’d all be free to pursue our interests.  Erin would maybe make videos on girly stuff or Disney or 1990s popular music.  Or whatever the communist equivalents would be.  

In either scenario, we wouldn’t have to endure dreadful videos about video games from Erin.  Without the profit motive, there would be no reason for her to make such videos.  

So capitalism is directly responsible for Erin Plays.  What greater reason can there be to topple our capitalist overlords and install a dictatorship of the proletariat?  I can imagine mobs of angry people with anti-Erin Plays banners marching through the streets.  Erin Plays is the face of everything that’s wrong with capitalism.  Greed, immorality, and deceit.

Anyway, fuck Pam.  I can’t watch any more of this boring as fuck video.  

Oh, you know what else we wouldn’t have under a proletarian dictatorship?  Misandrists like Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining.  She’d be in some re-education camp where the only form of entertainment is Tetris.

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