Castlevania III ALUCARD PATH! NES – Erin Plays

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55QyeVrFZOA

I’m not watching this.  This is just a rehash of a recent stream that she did.  You can watch a no doubt highly edited version of that stream here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll9ncNl-zY4

She’s wearing a different shirt so maybe it’s not the exact same footage but we’ve seen this.  We’ve seen Erin play Castlevania III, poorly, for money.  MANY, MANY, MANY TIMES.

I’m not doing this this again.  Twenty-seven minutes?  Fuck you.  

She’s completely out of ideas.  

Here’s a comment that somebody left on her Twitter about this video:

– “Erin I wanna see a no extra life cheat and no companion run for CV3. It’s tough but attainable.”

That reminds me.  She almost certainly played this game with the “HELPME” cheat that gives her ten lives.  That’s the only way that she plays the game.  But this guy wants her to play it with no extra lives?  He’s out of his mind.

Here’s Erin’s most recent video on her Extras channel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss4UE89rqjo

“First SEGA Genesis Variety Stream of 2021!”

It’s fucking shit.  She does these stupid “variety streams” so that she can get “content” suggestions from her horny loser fans.  Even the “research” is all done on stream, for money.  And if you watch these fucking streams, you have no reason to watch her Youtube videos because the Youtube videos are just rehashes of the streams.  Often, she literally just uses footage of the streams for her Youtube videos.

And she’s wearing her fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt in this Castlevania III: Part 50 video.  Because she’s all about *nostalgia* from when she was two years old.  

If she was good at lying, that would be one thing.  But anyone with a third grader’s grasp of arithmetic can see that Erin (born 1988) can’t possibly be *nostalgic* for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (height of popularity: 1990).  

I get the feeling that I was a bit too old for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  I think that I saw the movie in the cinema, though.  I must have been 11 or 12.  Yeah, that checks out.  I had the action figures too so I couldn’t have been too old.  But I remember kids slightly younger than me being really into it.  But not ten years younger than me.  

So let’s figure this out.  Erin was 10 years old in 1998.  That’s probably a good age to have been interested in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  But what were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles doing in 1998?

The original cartoon was over.

The short-lived live-action series was over.  And it wasn’t popular.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III was released five years earlier.  And it was a disaster.  

Then there wasn’t any new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shit until 2003 when they did a reboot of the cartoon.  Erin would have been 15 or 16 years old.  She’s watching TMNT cartoons at that age?

The franchise was completely dead for the years that Erin was the appropriate age to be interested in this shit.  But there she is with her classic TMNT animated series shirt.  

It’s all fake.  Her entire life.  

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