Gamer Girls

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Hey guys!  Remember Mad Libs?  Well, the books cost money but there are some free alternatives, which aren’t very good.  As below:

Dear School Nurse,

Plallus Plays will not be attending school today. She has come down with a case of carpal tunnel and has horrible legs and a psychopathic fever. We have made an appointment with the lazy Dr. Big Mac, who studied for many years in rural Pennsylavnia and has 7 degrees in pediatrics. He will send you all the information you need. Thank you!
Sincerely

Mrs. Boring

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Tedious Tony from Hack the Movies Brothers is a popular video game where you control a prostitute as he runs through levels consuming on enemies and eating peyote to get salty and fireflowers so that he can throw faeces at enemies. He does all this to save the gaming chair from the evil Erin Plays.

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In Erin: Toilet of Time you play ShiShi, a young boy who has no short bus. In this adventure, he masturbates with his trusty hot pants and many other 1980s action figures from his inventory. He travels through time working with Bulbasuars and Jigglypuffs to swindle the berzerk Women on the Move Youtube Award and smell Erin, the sweaty princess.        

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Yesterday, me and 99 of my friends took a trip to the mall. While we were there we saw this really unemployed store called Erin`s Pets. We saw greyhounds and horntards lying in the store display. So we had to go inside. They had miniature NSYNC CDs and fraudulent little bunnies. We even got to play with the wooden coffee machine in the Carl Jr’s. I want a PC Engine so much!        

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Dear Wrist Brace,

Today was my first day at plumbing school. It was so horrible! I only met 60 people…and very few of them seemed to strike up any interest. A cute gamer grrl called me a dumb bitch, and then this girl named Britney Spears laughed at my hot pink outfit. I can`t believe what happened today. Anyway, I did enjoy some of it. I met this one retail worker named Inspector Gadget. This person was super adorable. I think we`ll deceptively become plastic cheat codes. Maybe tomorrow will be better. After all, it was only the first day. Well I think I will leave you with what one of my plumbers said to me. “What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate”       

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All the leaves are carnation pink
and the sky is bubblegum pink
I`ve been for a walk on an autumn day
I`d be fake and shitty
If I was in Disneyland
Tower Records fellating on such an autumn`s notebook
Stopped into a Taco Bell
I passed along the way
well I got down on my ass
and I pretend to play
You know the gamer grrl likes the cold
whoever knows I`m gonna stay
rural Pennsylvania conning
on such an autumn`s retard