I’ve compiled the subscriber numbers from SocialBlade. They go back to February 2018. Here’s the graph:
I didn’t include Destiny Fomo because her subscriber count is completely fake. She bought fake subscribers many times.
Also, for whatever reason, the data starts at different dates for different gamer grrls. That’s just how it is on SocialBlade. It doesn’t really matter, though.
Some interesting observations. First of all, Pelvic Gamer is doing way better than I thought. I thought that she had the lowest subscriber numbers. But no. She started off higher than her two contemporaries, then in about March 2019, both Retro Ali and Bobdunga passed her, but then in about June 2020, she started taking off and passed both of them again. She has a comfortable lead today.
What happened in June 2020? Maybe that was when she did that “collab” with PeanutButterGamer. Let me check…yeah, that was in late May 2020.
Wow. Can that be right? The fucking PeanutButterGamer rub? Did he even promote her video on his channel? I don’t think so. Well, maybe he mentioned it somewhere. Twitter or maybe in a Youtube video but I’m just not seeing it. And he does have two million subscribers so assuming he did promote her channel somehow, I suppose that it would lead to a significant increase in subscribers.
And then yeah, Retro Ali is in the toilet, where she belongs. Absolute worst “Youtuber” I’ve ever seen. Who the fuck wants to watch a 26 year old woman making the “O” face over Pokemon commercials? Especially now that she’s portly?
Frankly, I don’t see the appeal of watching ANYBODY making the “O” face over ANYTHING. But I don’t know. Obviously, mentally retarded people are masturbating over this. I don’t know what kind of fetishes the mentally retarded have. Maybe this is a popular one for the mentally retarded.
So then we look at Erin. In August 2018, Erin, Retro Ali, and Pelvic Gamer all had similar subscriber numbers. It’s between 6,000 for Ali to 8500 for Erin. Bobdunga wasn’t too far behind with 4500.
How is it that Erin takes off by September 2018? When did she get with Mike? July 2018 was the first video she did in Mike’s house.
So yeah. That seems to be it. He was probably promoting her channel around that time on the Cinemassacre channel. Cinemassacre has 3.5 million subscribers.
I used to say that this buttsex for Youtube promotion made no difference to her channel, but looking at the graph, I was clearly wrong. Had she not got into this sleazy agreement, she’d probably be down at Bobdunga and Retro Ali numbers. If that.
I mean, the quality of Erin’s “content” is probably about at Retro Ali’s level. She’s a complete charisma black hole. She knows nothing about video games. Yeah, let’s just say that she’d be at Retro Ali’s level of subscribers.
But this raises another question. Would Erin even still be making videos if she was getting Retro Ali numbers for all of these years? For a long time, Erin was making $50/month and then it was $100 and then $200 and now I think she’s up to $250/month.
Let me check what Retro Ali is making. $35/month.
Now, obviously $250/month isn’t a lot of money. Nobody would do a job that pays $250/month, even if it was just one day a week.
But $35/month is nothing. That’s less than most kids probably get for their allowance these days. Retro Ali can offer to mow her elderly neighbour’s lawn and make more than $35/month. $35/month is completely insulting. Why even monetise your videos at that level? It’s not worth the effort of going down to the bank and waiting in line to deposit the cheque.
But Ali continues to do it because it’s a hobby for her. She likes getting free games from the horntards. It keeps her away from the meth for a little while. Whatever.
Would Erin suffer this indignity for three years? Erin has absolutely no interest in video games. This is not a hobby of hers. She’s making these videos with the intention of making money. She was disappointed in her life. She was a 29 year old woman working in a record shop. So she got into Youtube because she heard that even middling attractive women could make a lot of money by playing video games.
I can’t imagine that she would still be doing this if she was making $35/month and living with her parents. This is why she was spamming these comments all over. She was desperate to find some bigger “Youtuber” to get with. She did it with Game Sack and Pat the NES Punk and whoever else. If that whole campaign failed, I have to assume that she would have given up. She would have stopped making videos and just continued with her job at the record store.
We can also see that Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining is closing the gap. She said that she had a “viral” video a few months ago so that might explain that sudden increase in subscribers in about August 2020.
So it goes to show that you don’t need to rent out your anus in order to get subscribers. Pam did this completely organically. Indeed, everybody except Erin did. Pam has twice as many subscribers as the three lower gamer grrls but Pam also started off with twice as many subscribers. I think that she’s been doing it for longer than anyone else.
Oh, and I just noticed that sharp increase for Pam in February 2019. That’s probably when she did that video where she dressed as a vampire prostitute, right? Let me check.
No, that was October 2018. Maybe it took a while to catch on.
Anyway, you have to assume that Erin is going to stop making videos soon. Any day now. She’s clearly getting increasingly frustrated and desperate. Putting out videos where she’s wearing fishnet stockings and whatnot. And with Mike no longer controlling the Cinemassacre site, he can no longer uphold his end of the bargain. It was buttsex for Youtube promotion from Cinemassacre. Not buttsex for Youtube promotion from MikeMateiLive. Fuck your 63,000 subscribers.
Maybe she’ll just move to a bigger “Youtuber”. Joe from Game Sack has a standing offer. John Riggs and his poor, downtrodden wife would also be down for it. Maybe Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining. I don’t think that Erin is gay but that’s no barrier for her. She’ll do absolutely anything to further her shitty plans.