21:15 – Secret Scout in the Temple of Demise.
“I think they definitely wanted this to sound like an Indiana Jones movie.”
Astute observation, Zombie Gums.
22:15 – “The first thing you see is the ugliest colour combination you could ever imagine. Just a mess of browns and greens.”
Great stuff, Erin. What a script this was.
Another review that went nowhere. I think that’s…all of them so far.
23:30 – Silent Assault.
23:45 – “The first thing that jumps out about this game are the colours.”
Incredible. What more can even be said at this point? She’s mentally retarded. How else do you explain this? Who the fuck talks about colours all the time to the detriment of everything else?
“Magentas, purples, and bright greens were not what I expected for an army-themed game but I’ll take it.”
Take what? You’re never going to fucking play this again. You didn’t even play it for the “review.”
24:45 – She doesn’t know how to interract with a health item and instead of doing any research at all, or playing the game more, she just asks the horntards to explain in the comments.
25:15 – “Sometimes you get invinsibility but look at the colours. It’s just so random and neon.”
Eugh. Fuck off.
26:00 – She’s describing a computer enemy. “He’s so angry. Look at him. It looks like he’s going chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp.”
Cute. And boring. And stupid. And pointless.
“Look at the clowns.”
Cute.
“There’s even rides and a blue giraffe.”
We all love colours here.
“Then there’s this orange giraffe.”
Oh come on. Fuck the fuck off with this fucking bullshit.
She talked about that game FAR longer than any other game. And the reason is clear: it had a lot of colours in it. Can you fucking believe this shit? She got much farther in the game. This is the only game that she played for more than one or two levels and the ENTIRE reason is the COLOURS.
She should play games for toddlers. That should be her thing. Games with a lot of bright colours. Ideally, a game that teaches colours. It would be right up her alley. This seems to be the only legitimate interest that she has. Hues. Everything else is a lie. Video games is a lie. Disney is a lie. Britney Spears is a lie. Her Interest of the Week are obviously all lies. Colours is the only consistent thing that she seems to know about.
I mean, I can’t fault her knowledge about colours. She’s never mis-identified a colour. Well, except for that green urine thing, I guess. But presumably, that’s just the colour of her urine. It’s a medical condition.
But she’s never said, “Hey look at this purple giraffe” and I said, “Wait a minute…that giraffe is orange.” She’s always dead on. She’s mastered colours. She knows them all.
And I guess for Erin, somebody who knows absolutely nothing about anything, she finds comfort in that. “Hey, at least when it comes to colours, I know my stuff.” So good for her. She knows…colours. She’s successfully completed kindergarten.
27:00 – Galactic Crusader.
She had nothing to say about it. No interesting colours.
27:45 – Mission Cobra.
She has nothing to say about this one either.
I’m just looking at Erin’s necklace. One of them, anyway. And she has a crescent moon pendant. Did she convert to Islam in the past six months?
Does this explain the weird outfit? It’s like when the WWE goes to Saudi Arabia and the women wrestlers have to wear those full-body outfits. That’s what this reminds me of.
Has Erin got into professional wrestling? Like PVC Bondage Guy and what’s her name…Crystal “Horseface” Quin? I don’t think that Horseface ever followed through on that, “I’m going to join a wrestling school” thing, by the way.
What kind of videos can we expect from a Muslim Zombie Gums? Top Ten Video Game Infidels.
Are there any Islamic video games?
There’s an interesting discussion here. The original poster is playing Minecraft, which he deems halal but shirks at the idea of playing Rocket League if it forces you to play the Christmas update and use the Christmas cosmetics.
Somebody else suggests just regular mobile games like Plants vs Zombies or Angry Birds but with the music off because music is haram. I didn’t know that. Then there’s debate in the comments about whether or not music is haram.
Interestingly, somebody suggests Crusader Kings II, which is a game…well, it depends who you play as but the title suggest that it’s a game about the Crusades. About expeling the Muslims from Jerusalem. But you can also play as Muslim countries, which is what this guy is suggesting.
“I suggest crusader’s king II, it contain all of the above but you can expel the jew after asking money while conquering back spain as a muslim sultan.”
He’s not wrong. You can do that in the game.
Wow. Somebody else suggests Crusader Kings III. I had no idea that the game was so popular with the Muslim community. It’s also popular in the white supremacist community. That’s amazing that a game has crossover appeal like that. They’re both enjoying the game, ultimately for the same reason (propogation of your religion at the expense of another religion) but playing as different countries.
Looking at the comments, it seems that just about any game without a lot of sex or violence is allowed. Turn the music off just to be safe. And there’s loads of games like that.
A few people suggest Euro Truck Simulator.
What about flight simulators? I’m surprised that those don’t get a mention.
But anyway, I was looking for games that are expressly…Islamic. Anything like that?
Names of Allah Memory. A matching game for mobiles to help you learn the 99 names for Allah. Sounds riveting.
There seems to be a real gap in the market. Video games are apparently allowed in Islam. Why is nobody catering to this? There must be hundreds of millions of Muslim “gamers.”
Oh well. We can look forward to Erin wearing a full burka in her next video.
28:30 – Moon Ranger.
“There’s just not much to say.”
Good stuff, Erin.
29:15 – Tagin Dragon. The grand finale. Lay it on us, Zombie Gums.
“Between the changing colours of the dragon, the colourful logo, and trippy music, I’m not sure what I’m looking at.”
The clue is in the title. A dragon.
That’s the video. She had nothing to say about it. There was a bizarre comment about Yoshi’s Island and that was that.
The last 30 seconds are her talking about what Color Dreams are doing now. They’re making cameras, apparently. That’s all she said. I guess that that was the extent of Wikipedia’s information.
This was complete fucking shit. But this is six months of work. This is the result of multiple rewrites of a script. She’s proud of this video. She thinks that it’s one of her best.
How many fucking times can we hear about colours? She didn’t have one single, solitiary interesting observation about ANYTHING. She played all of these games, except for the one with all of the colours, for three minutes each, absolute maximum, solely to get the footage. She didn’t know anything about any of these games.
People are supposed to enjoy this? Well, let’s look at the comments.
- “Awesome video! Enjoyed this a lot. Color Dreams really made some strange titles Btw: Welcome back! :)”
- “Great to see you back and this was a belter of a video!”
- “Nice look at all this unique……stuff.”
Oh, Joe from GameSack replied. You know that he enjoyed it. He watched it with his pants around his ankles.
- “Did you know that Color Dreams originally planned to release a Hellraiser game on the NES? I believe this was the plan before they ever got around to releasing their first game. They went from Hellraiser to Bible Thumpers pretty fast.”
He knows full well that Erin doesn’t give a fuck about video games but he refuses to give up the facade. Erin replies, “I heard about the Hellraiser game but I didn’t know it was Color Dreams lol. That would have been great.”
Great stuff.
- “Mike said to check you out”
Oh. Did he? Is he promoting her on Cinemassacre again? I thought that Screenwave finally put a stop to that.
Is there not a “community” page any more? I can’t find it. Oh. They changed it to “posts.”
Nothing on Cinemassacre’s posts page. Or the Mike Matei channel posts page. He doesn’t seem to have tweeted about it but I’ll get to Twitter later. Maybe he mentioned it during a stream.
- “I like baby blue colour. Very cool”
- “bad ass shirt! Rad even! the colors and patterns sum up the late 80’s early 90’s to a tittle. 2”
- “yep.. I’ve seen those colors before.. that’s Contra on acid alright.”
Yeah. Retards are digging the colour stuff.
Oh, HornyGoriya replied.
- “Great video! I’ve always wanted a single-stop video for all these games and this was a perfect introduction to the whole bunch. Thanks so much!”
Wow. She is AGGRESSIVELY boring. I have NEVER read ANYTHING interesting coming out of that woman. It’s almost impressive. You think she’d slip up one time and say something slightly interesting. No chance. HornyGoriya is rock solid. You can always count on her for something unbelievably boring.
Not to be outdone, Erin, no slouch in the boring department, says, “I’m so glad you enjoyed it, thanks for watching!”
Not a single “negative” comment. So it must be me. Erin hit it out of the park with this one. She’s not scrubbing her comments, surely. I’m just not the right audience for this. I don’t share her appreciation for colours.
So keep up the good work, Erin.
But as a bonus, Erin did have an intersting tweet recently.
“Hey, @grok , who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was.”
How embarrassing. Erin thinks that she’s some kind of a celebrity. She thinks that that faggot singer from The Strokes or something is going to her page because she mentions him a lot. She thinks that Britney Spears is keeping up with her fascinating tweets like…I can’t even find any. All I see are tweets promoting her videos and shit re-tweets of things that she doesn’t give a fuck about.
But Erin thinks that she’s the big time. With these HORRENDOUS videos. She must see the numbers. This video is at 10,000 views after two days. And that’s after six months of hype and Mike promoting it.
So who was the biggest celebrity who visited Erin’s channel? Mike Matei.
She even says that she was embarrassed to ask this. But fortunately, Joe from Game Sack was there to pick up the pieces. He said, “It takes a bit. I always ask in th emiddle of the night so fewer people see, lol. Now ask who is the most famous person to block you.”
Joe…she’s been with Mike for over five years. Give it up. Get some dignity.
But speaking of Mike, he also interjected because he didn’t want Erin to feel bad.
He asked the same question that Erin did.