Nintendo Switch 2 Unboxing – Destiny Fomo

The triumpant return of Madam Fomo to Youtube. I don’t even want to watch. It’s going to be complete tedious trash as usual where she just shows a foot of cleavage and calls it a day.

But what the fuck are those things on her forehead? It looks like she has two big bruises on each side of her forehead. I assume that they’re not bruises given the somewhat symetry but…what are they then? Makeup? Who would intentionally do that?

Maybe her pimp TuanX was just working both his left and his right.

2:45 – She shows a brief clip of her stream where she bought this shit and it has her scam “text me” thing on the screen. One of the more peculiar scams that she and TuanX run but they’ve been doing it for years so it must be lucrative.

5:00 – Her middle finger, at the bottom of her nail, is all busted up. What the hell am I looking at? What happened? How did she get all of these injuries? TuanX? A rough john? Catfight with another prostitute?

And I’m looking on Twitter and there’s no reference to anything happening. It’s just the usual self-absorbed, tedious nerd-baiting cosplay shit. Does she have the same…yeah. Is it just her hair? I considered that.

She claims to have been in some BBC article and that the woman next to her is her sister. So…presumably, her sister is a prostitute too. If that is actually her sister. Because…look at her. And we know for certain that Madam Fomo is a prostitute.

Everybody in the comments makes references to black men’s penises, which Madam Fomo gleefully entertains. This was the “joke”, after all. Her pimp TuanX is a black man, of course.

She didn’t even link to the article. She just has a screenshot. Now I have to look this up.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgxwe774zwo

There’s the article. Not found: Madam Fomo.

Total bullshit. Yet another lie from this prostitute. There are pictures in the article. Plenty of them. Pictures of people waiting in line. But not one of Madam Fomo and her fellow prostitute “sister”.

I’m reading the comments. Surely, if that picture was ever in the article, people would have commented about it. Nothing. 1100 comments, not one of them saying something like, “What’s with the prostitute picture?”

So Madam Fomo completely fabricated that she was in this BBC news article. She, or her pimp TuanX, or some desperate john, went through the effort to mock up a fake screenshot of this. FOR WHAT? A racist penis “joke”?

Back to the video.

5:15 – Madam Fomo says that she met some “friends” at this Nintendo store and she posts a picture of her with two giant nerds who presumably paid her for sex.

Madam Fomo also has noticeable braces and not the kind of braces that adults get, the “invisible” type. She opted for the bulky variety. This wasn’t to save money, this was a conscious decision, presumably made by her pimp TuanX.

The second picture has Madam Fomo with a guy who CLEARLY has mental retardation or something. It’s disgusting. But TuanX is pimping her out to fucking nerds, the retarded variety as well. This is the niche that he’s going for.

5:30 – “It’s always fun to just nerd out with fans.”

Uh huh. This sounds totally convincing. This isn’t a prostitute talking about having sex with nerds for money at all.

Then she ends the video by saying that she misses being on Youtube and she misses all of us. How sweet.

Comments.

Somebody asks about her dog, having seen it in the reflection of her Switch.

Oh yeah. At 1:27 you see a large dog, the type one might find in a brothel, with a cone around its head. Maybe there was an altercation with a john.

This might be the only way we ever get to see Erin’s dog. If she just accidentally shows it in the reflection of some video.

She replies to every fucking single comment. It’s so annoying. Her comments are always idiotic and pointless but so are 99% of the comments. So don’t even bother replying. But she does this to increase “engagement” and this somehow equates to more views and therefore more money for her pimp TuanX.

  • “Yo I just saw you and a friend doing a quick interview in a BBC news video about the overnight launch of the switch. You’re on the news now???”

So maybe this was a video?

Oh, it’s in the video of that article I linked to. At the end, you hear Madam Fomo butchering the English language “incorporate it.” I mean, I guess written out it’s fine but listen to her pronunciation and tell me that that’s right.

  • “Why haven’t you uploaded in so long?”

Madam Fomo’s idiotic response: “Life.”

By this she means that Youtube doesn’t pay as much as prostitution and her various other scams that she’s running so TuanX has to prioritise.

In one of the comments, she says that she has eight Switch 2’s. Why? What is TuanX getting out of this? Money laundering, I guess. But why launder the money through VIDEO GAMES?

  • “I do believe Destiny is gay seeing how she makes out with random chicks who she’s friends with instead of guys🤢which I have nothing against, I’ll always be a fan🤮”

That was part of a rambling, emoji-filled response by some horntard. Somebody replies with, “Wtf does her sexual orientation or who she decides to kiss have anything to do with this video? Maybe try not be such a weirdo.”

Oh sure. Because people go to these videos because they’re interested in video games. Nothing to do with her showing a foot of cleavage in every video.

But I’ve not seen her kissing the ladies. This must be what she does on Twitch and maybe her god awful OnlyFans but I’d be shocked if you got anything even as explicit as that on her OnlyFans. It’s clearly to pull in the horntards, though.

  • “DestinyFomo, have you ever visited London?”

Her tedious response this time: “never have.”

But a few years ago, she said that she was coming to…I don’t know if it was London but I think she said the UK. So…where else would she have gone? And she said this in the context of saying that she wanted to meet up with me, presumably so that I could pay her for sex. I declined.

So did she never go? I never saw any subsequent reference to her travelling to the UK.

  • “❤ i would come on your twins 😂❤❤ and your face”

That guy isn’t subtle.

There are loads of comments about her tits, by the way. So many that it’s not even worth posting them. It’s just horny retards trying to be funny.

  • “You are beautiful… and a dream 😴 come true! A Hott girl that actually loves to nerd 🤓 out over video games 🎮 is rare… every Hott girl I have ever met thought I was a loser , when I told them that I do VG in my spare time… so I am glad to see that there are some beautiful ones out there that enjoy the hobby just as much as I do. 😘”

I’m starting to think that these comments are all from the same person or a bot. Because they’re all full of emojis. But assuming this a real person, it’s yet another giant nerd who doesn’t understand that he’s being taken for a ride. Madam Fomo and her pimp TuanX are INTENTIONALLY targetting the nerd demographic and pretending to be interested in video games. It’s fake.

Real women are the ones who you’ve seen. The ones who called you a pathetic loser. They were right.

4 thoughts on “Nintendo Switch 2 Unboxing – Destiny Fomo

  1. Good stuff.

    Her and Erin are my favorite reads of yours, as you always bring the straight venom. I really hope TuanX responds again, but it likely won’t be for another few years. That was awesome.

    Are you just being witty or did fishy Fomo really contact you in some way?

  2. And the old school brace-face look definitely has to be for some kind of fetish thing for her target YT base and the johns.

  3. Even the horntards have become boring. What happened the the ‘smokeshow’ guy? At least he had a catchphrase.
    I’m still looking for other girls to riff on, as that pokemon chick rarely ever uploads.

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