This is just sad. I’m surprised that he uploaded this. Although, he did bury it in the “shorts” section.
It’s a handful of old drunks in a cinema. I think that he’s showing the totality of the audience at 0:23. About seven people.
Then some old skank, no offense to this lady but it’s true, says “Hey Newt. Thanks for the great movie. I love that shit. And look…my shirt…awesome…and I (drunken inaudibles)” and then she makes a zombie motion.
But she shows the shirt…and the guy filming laughs…but…what’s the significance of the shirt? I think it says “Bauhaus”. Only the “Bau” is visible. Is this a movie or something? Or is she expressing her fondness for Weimer Republic art movements?
Oh, I looked it up. It’s some old English band that did horror shit.
How is that connected to Newt, though? I think that she just wanted to show her tits.
Then it moves to the host of this little event. It’s hard to understand but I think that her name is Sucky the Sucklicious Spectre. I’m not joking. She’s some overweight goth chick, as is typical. And she gives the most generic endorsement possible.
“I absolutely loved…(panicking)…this film.”
SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF THE MOVIE. She’s never seen it and she’s not going to see it. It reminded me of this:
Krusty saying, “I heartily endorse this event or product.”
Then the guy filming just screams as the woman shakes her fat tits and the video ends abruptly.
It’s fucking hilarious.
How could he upload this? Does he think that this makes him or his shitty film look at all impressive? This was just part of some stupid “indy” horror film thing that some cinema in Perth was running for the local elderly, drunk community.
And the above video is what was apparently played before the screening of this shitty movie. Newt gave us a “tease” of this intro before but now we can watch it in all its glory. I already talked about the first two minutes and twenty seconds here:
So we start at 2:20. It turns out that he stopped the video there, which was mid-word, because his cat knocked over the tripod. And then rather than reshoot anything, he just left all of this shit in there. Why bother putting effort into anything?
2:45 – Newt talks about the various films that he plagiarised from to make this shitty movie. Escape from New York, Robocop, Gremlins 2. “I wanted to make the anti-sequel.”
I have no idea what that means, Newt. Is plagiarising what an “anti-sequel” is?
He does this all the time. Every script or whatever that he shit out in a day is always described as “(Movie A) combined with (Movie B).” He’s completely incapable of coming up with his own ideas. The fucking Ideas Man over here.
I’m bored out of my mind. I’ve been watching for three minutes. So five minutes into the video. This is going on waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long. Twelve minutes of this rambling bullshit?
6:00 – Shout out to old Horseface. God. Like anybody there gives a fuck about Newt’s obsession over his ex-girlfriend.
6:30 – He talks about how the movie was only made as an excuse to spend time with “friends” by which he means Horseface. I think that this is like the third time that he’s mentioned this so far.
7:00 – Newt says that he had a premiere of Swamp Zombies 2 in Philadelphia and his father was there and said that he was proud of him. Newt is obsessed with his parents saying that they’re proud of him and/or that they love him. It’s pathetic. Who gives a shit? Why does he keep talking about this? Why would he mention this in this intro video to the movie? Nobody wants to hear about his psychological hangups over Horseface or his parents. Just show the fucking piece of shit movie.
And my god, imagine showing this “tits and gore” trash to your parents and then your father saying, “Stay the course, Newt. I’m proud of you.”
This is his father who he hasn’t spoken to in YEARS because his father voted for Trump, by the way.
Oh look at this. Apparently his father said, “You were really funny and there’s tits in it.”
The retard apple doesn’t seem to fall far from the retard tree. What a wholesome family story that is.
8:00 – “I used to be on another Youtube show that was popular and people used to send me copies to sign.”
Newt obsessed over getting from Screenwave for wholesale plagiarism.
Newt then talks about a prostitute he was with at a hotel. Totally unneccessary but this is what he does. He wants people to think that he’s some lady’s man.
9:30 – “The people who still talk to me who were part of this movie…”
YET ANOTHER Horseface reference. I can’t believe that nobody who knows this guy is begging him to stop this shit and go get help. He’s embarassing himself every fucking day with this shit.
This thing just keeps going. Shut the fuck up, Newt.
11:45 – “I got to kiss a really attractive girl.”
Horseface. He’s talking about Horseface again. No wonder she moved 1000 miles away. This guy is fucking insane and probably dangerous.
Absolutely terrible video. I finally made it to the end. This bizarre, whiny piece of shit played for TWELVE MINUTES before the movie began. How many people got up and left? You started with 7 people in the audience and maybe only three stuck around for the movie to start.
This guy doesn’t have a fucking clue how to behave. Who would release a video like that to be played before a movie begins? The cat knocks the camera down, he’s just talking off the cuff, and it’s full of bizarre references to his psychological hangups. This is how you want to present yourself?
There was that horrible video he made where his “friend” recently died and all he could talk about is how awesome it was to fuck her up the ass. Absolutely shocking. But this is what he does and he doesn’t see anything wrong with it.
Madilynn Paige dies recently. Presumably from suicide. This is somebody who Newt was promoting CONSTANTLY a couple of years ago, trying to get back at Horseface. She kills herself after making a movie with Newt. She clearly had addiction problems and was a prostitute.
Newt literally says, “I don’t feel bad about it. It’s not on me.” The old James Rolfe, “I’m sorry even though I didn’t do it” but minus the apology.
He’s a sick, demented, subhuman, piece of shit.
So, again with the fat chicks. I’d say it’s almost a pandemic. I’m currently back in Mexico City, but I spent all of 2024 traveling abroad. With the exception of Japan, fat chicks are very prevalent everywhere. Even in Seoul, while South Korea has a lower percentage of overweight people, you can see a trend towards increasing weight.
I spent a few months in Liverpool, UK, and man! the excess was striking. There was this particular area where people seemed to think they were still in their twenties, but were clearly well over 50. Drunk, overweight women in revealing clothing were everywhere. Actually, this wasn’t limited to that area; it was noticeable throughout the city.
And Mexico City… well, what can I say? We hold the unfortunate distinction of being one of the countries with the highest rates of overweight individuals in the world.
We seemed doomed to live among those fat chicks who think they are hot.
I just re-read the comment and yes, I am talking only about fat women. There are fat men too, of course, but I’ve got to say women are more prevalent, or at least that is how I feel.
I was talking specifically about fat goths. That’s always been a thing. Fat women are attracted to the goth look.
But generally, yeah, I guess people are getting fatter. It’s not something I’ve really noticed, frankly, but I’m sure the statistics bear this out. And also being from the US, people not from the US probably seem slimmer in general.
I’m surprised about South Korea, though.
I thought that you were living in Japan. Like long-term. What happened?
Nothing long term. At the end of 2023 I decided to travel for one year. So I did.
I did not get any visas so I used all the days they would allow me to stay there as tourist. Three months Korea, three Japan and then various places.