Gamer Girls

So we’ve got Newt, Roly Poly Piper, and I think that same john from last week all eating Taco Bell. Why are these people always eating? That fat guy can afford to skip a meal, as can the fat guy sitting next to him in that whore outfit, and even Newt should watch what he eats if he’s still as fat as he was in that revolting kimono video.

And Newt is eating off the floor like a fucking animal.

I don’t have a table either. Of any description. So I get it. You’re a single guy. You live like a pig. Fine.

But you’re bringing people over for these fucking videos. It’s always an issue where to set the camera up. Can’t you get a $50 shit coffee table from Ikea or Goodwill or something? People are probably giving tables away. Then everybody would be able to eat in relative comfort. Not have to eat off of their laps, or the floor. The whores who you bring over would be impressed.

2:00 – They had Taco Bell DELIVERED. What scumbags. If I’m getting food delivered, I don’t get any fucking fast food. I know that these shit companies…I don’t even know what it’s called in the US…but like Just Eat, I know that they have fast food as part of their “service” now. You can have McDonalds or whatever delivered. But it’s scumbag shit. Pay the extra five bucks and get something from an actual restaurant. Or if you want Taco Bell, just fucking drive there.

2:30 – A horntard asks Roly Poly Piper how her training is going. She says that she’s “teaching the new kids”. This is all in regards to her wrestling “career”. She’s already a veteran after a couple of months of “training.”

Do you suppose she’s 200 pounds yet? What the fuck.

12:00 – Fat guy (not the wrestler) is talking about wrestling and nobody even knows who these people are. I mean, I do, and I’m not even a wrestling fan, but Newt doesn’t know who they are and neither does uber wrestling fanatic Roly Poly Piper. They were talking about Zack Saber Jr and Will Osprey.

14:45 – Newt is talking about 9/11. It’s just like 28 Days Later.

17:30 – Some horntard gave $5 in a “super chat”.

19:00 – Newt tells a delightful story about some teenage customer who he bullied in a cinema that he worked at. I think. I wasn’t really paying attention.

I’m turning this shit off. I don’t even know what’s going on. They’re just eating.

Wait…is this long enough to post? Should I just delete this? To hell with it. It’s late and fuck Newt.