https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTHELZCP0sQ
This fucking dullard. Over 17 minutes. She’s wearing a low cut top. Talking about a fucking FMV games. You guys all like full motion video games, right? Remember those? From “the 90s”? Briefly? Because they all sucked ass? Well, it’s Pam’s favourite genre because she’s boring as fuck.
I noticed that Pam changed her channel description. It used to be something like, “Yes, I’m old enough to remember that game. No, I don’t need you to (something).” But now she changed it to, “Hi I’m Pam and I like to talk about video games.” which is her boring as fuck catch phrase, of course. Maybe she’s finally learning that the passive aggressive behaviour isn’t endearing.
Just out of interest, and to put off having to listen to Pam, what did “gaming” magazines and whatever of the day think of this game? Well, Gamespot gave it a 7.3 back in 2000. That’s…pretty low by Gamespot standards but the review seems to be pretty positive.
http://www.adventureclassicgaming.com/index.php/site/reviews/10/
Philip Jong gave the game a fairly positive review back in 1996. I’m surprised that website still exists. Are they still updating it? No. The last article was in 2016.
They appear to be freelance writers. There’s an “authors’ instructions” link on the page that gives the style guide and whatnot. This was a thing back in the day. Websites would pay you to write for them. I did a few articles. I got like £25 or something per article. I wasn’t really working so it was whatever. I didn’t like it, though. The “editor” would butcher my work. And for £25 it’s not worth the hassle.
Let’s see what Philip Jong is up to nowadays. He wrote loads of articles for this site. Maybe he’s some kind of “management consultant” in London. Whatever that is. Maybe he’s some manager for the Shell corporation in Texas. No, that guy’s probably too old and he’s from Taiwan so probably doesn’t have the English skills to write game reviews.
I think I found his Twitter. It says, “tech, hockey, business stuff” and he’s from Canada. He hasn’t posted in quite a while. Well, whatever Philip Jong is up to these days, I wish him the best.
So…fucking…Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining.
Okay. I made it to 1:46. I can’t do this. I have to skip around. See if she takes her top off.
She does not.
So that’s the video. I can’t…I mean…it’s Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining. I’m only human. I can’t watch that shit.
– “Pam reminds me of Christina Ricci”
Hey guys! Remember Christina Ricci? I do. She was in Addams Family and…I don’t even remember. She was in a lot of shit, though. I used to think she was hot.
Let me look this up. Oh god. What happened? This picture on Wikipedia is from 2008 and she looks unwell. Does she have an eating disorder? And is this a wig?
Oh yeah. She was in Casper. That was a piece of shit. And then…I’m not recognising any of these films. She seems to have transitioned to voice work around 2010. Probably around the time she lost her movie star looks. What could have happened?
Oh, I was right. It says here that she’s “struggled” with anorexia. Eight tattoos. That’s not going to help her get work either. She married a “dolly grip” in 2013. They’re recently separated and she alleges abuse against him.
I’m thinking that I have a chance. I mean, look at her. And she’s 40 years old, she already married a non-celebrity, she has mental health problems, self-esteem issues, and her career is in the toilet and has been for decades. Plus she has a kid.
How crazy would it be to be able to say, “I’m having sex with Christina Ricci”. Yeah, it’s not the hot Christina Ricci from 20 years ago but whatever. Appearance isn’t everything. And she’s still working. Kind of. She’s in the upcoming Matrix 4, apparently.
How else can I pad this out? Philip Jong…Pam’s tits…Christina Ricci fantasies.
See, the problem is that these gamer grrls suck ass. I think that TheGebs24 has potential to replace one of the existing boring as fuck gamer grrls. I think that Zap is a good candidate too. I want to ease them in, though. I had so much hope for Super Awkward Gal but then she just stopped making videos.