PVC Bondage Guy is Overweight Plus Bonus Article about Newt’s Health Problems

I don’t think that I’m going to actually watch this but I am going to mention Newt’s desperate as fuck thumbnail.

This is supposed to be sexy?

And holy shit, look at this outfit that PVC Bondage Guy is wearing in the video. She looks like Bruce Vilanch in a garbage bag. How could she possibly think that this is attractive? She’s overweight. Okay? Can I say that? I’m trying to be tactful. I never mentioned it before because I thought it might be partially a result of any medication that she’s taking. But then I saw that video where she ate a five course meal from Domino’s. I think that might be a factor.

Exactly which wrestler’s physique is she going for here? Mike Shaw?

In other news, Newt was talking about his health problems. He had a few tweets about it. He made a video about it. I can’t watch that video. I wrote something about the tweets but I deleted the article before posting it because I thought that I went too far with my comments. Let’s see if it’s still saved.

Oh, it is. Let’s see if there’s anything that can salvage.

You know what? Fuck it. I’ve written a disclaimer. If you think that I went too far with my criticism of The Ideas Man, you may very well be right. But fuck that piece of shit. So here it is. The title of the article was, “Newt Wallen is Doped Up or Dying or Something”.

“Back in the E.R. worked 10am to 6pm. Raw dogged it then sped my ass here puking blood. So thats…..fun”

“Urologist is away. 4 nurses couldn’t get tube in due to a blockage. Bleeding pretty heavy. the nurse handed me a Shasta Soda and a straw. I asked if this was for my urethra. She didn’t find it amusing.”

“I know im not gonna die and yes they gave me meds. let me say. if I let any of you down. Hurt any of you. I am sorry. I started out wanting to write and be funny and make shit with friends. I fucked so much up. lost so many people I love. Just say I’m sorry”

Then whoever runs the Shasta Soda Twitter account wished Newt well. They obviously don’t know Newt. And Newt tagged Shasta in his fucking tweet where he’s talking about possibly dying.

So let’s just go over this. In tweets that I didn’t link to, because I couldn’t understand what order anything went in, Newt says that he met an “ex” for drinks. Said “ex” met up with a “trans girl” in her 20s while in the bar. Not sure what any of this means but knowing scumbag Newt, there’s some weird sexual bullshit involved in all of this.

Newt’s knee gave out on the way home. His “ex” couldn’t help because she was passed out. So he limped to her home…while apparently leaving her passed out in the street. I don’t know. I couldn’t figure any of it out.

But somehow, this resulted in Newt going to the hospital.

Newt makes a totally inappropriate “joke” to a nurse who doesn’t appreciate it AT ALL. Same as the “joke” he made to the doctor which received the same response.

This asshole doesn’t get it. Nobody wants to hear your stupid fucking sexual half-jokes. You’re in a hospital, you piece of shit. You’re talking to professionals. Not some crazy whore in your kitchen. Do you have any idea how to behave in civilised society?

Then he gives this bullshit deathbed apology asking forgiveness for anything that he’s done. LIKE WHAT? GIVE EXAMPLES. THERE ARE LOADS OF THEM.

He doesn’t think that he’s ever done anything wrong. That’s the problem. But he’s the biggest fucking asshole that I’ve ever known in my life. He has no redeemable qualities whatsoever.

You want to apologise for those deplorable videos where you talked endlessly about how much you enjoyed fucking your “friend” who just died? You want to apologise for exploiting and taking advantage of the mentally ill PVC Bondage Guy? You want to apologise for unleasing Horseface on us? Sucks 2 Suck? Your disgusting, worthless “movies” that never get released and are all just “tits and gore”?

So Newt replies in the comments, “Just realize that people I love. Or who would be here during this are dead. Or I’m dead to them. I’m 42. And that sobering shit hits hard in times like this. But I didn’t listen to them. Or my body. So all this. I did to myself.”

He’s still talking about Horseface. And that dead woman who he gleefully talked about how much he enjoyed fucking her ass. He’s disgusting. He’s shit. He’s subhuman. If he died today, I wouldn’t give the slightest of fucks.

Everything is about him. Fuck everybody else. Fuck the doctors, fuck the nurses, fuck Horseface, fuck PVC Bondage Guy, fuck that cancer-ridden dead chick with the sweet anus. It’s all about Newt. Why don’t people appreciate my zany self-obsessed ways? Why doesn’t everybody love me?

Because you’re an asshole, Newt. A total and complete asshole.

And when he gets called out for being an asshole, he just doubles down and becomes a bigger asshole. What can I do to get Horseface’s attention? I know. I’ll do every asshole thing on earth to get her to love me. Stalking her didn’t work. Fucking mentally ill women and putting the videos on the internet didn’t work. Consorting with prostitutes didn’t work. Talking about fucking a dead chick didn’t work. I feel like I’ve tried everything.

Have you tried not being an asshole?

He aggressively starts these shit projects because he thinks that he’s going to die soon. Yeah. Maybe you are. That’s precisely why you SHOULDN’T make them. Because they’re trash and you’re wasting your limited time on earth making them.

Three years ago, I said that he should get a job, he should move, he should forget about all of this bullshit with Horseface and Screenwave and plagiarism. How much better would his life be if he took that advice? How much more fulfilled would he be? If he fulfilled with the shit he’s doing now? There’s only one direction that this can go.

And look at this self-obssesed comment again. “Just realize that people I love. Or who would be here during this are dead. Or I’m dead to them.”

WHAT ABOUT PVC BONDAGE GUY? Fuck PVC Bondage Guy. He doesn’t give a shit about her. He doesn’t give a shit about anyone. It’s about him. He doesn’t even give a shit about Horseface. It’s all just about him. What can Horseface do for him? What does he want Horseface to do for him? And he’s only with PVC Bondage Guy to try to get back with Horseface.

He’s total trash. They should throw that guy out with the medical waste.

8 thoughts on “PVC Bondage Guy is Overweight Plus Bonus Article about Newt’s Health Problems

  1. I don’t think he knows what raw dogging means. However if he somehow infected his cock, maybe he does!

    1. I found his use of “raw dogging” odd too but thought, “Maybe I’m wrong.” I know about the unprotected sex usage but is “dog it” something that people used to say? As in “move quickly”? “Book it” was a similar term. I have a vague memory that maybe this was a phrase. Then there’s “dogging it”, which has the opposite meaning, of doing something in a slow manner. So maybe that’s what I’m thinking of.

      Anyway, Newt tweeted about OJ Simpson’s death, of course. As soon as I saw that he died, I went to Newt’s Twitter, and sure enough, he tweeted about it. He’s a big OJ Simpson fan. Death-obsessed piece of shit.

      1. The only other use I’ve heard is someone dogging you which I guess is like being put down. I don’t speak like a moron though.

  2. Everything you said was accurate and you didn’t take anything too far at all. Newt is an attention whore to the point where even when he is in trouble, nobody on this planet cares because it’s some boy who cried wolf shit and everyone is done with his ass already so nobody is going to help or have much pity. You’ve tripled down on your nonsense for too long Newt. You would better serve your life seeing a therapist and getting many things straightened out, but you won’t because you’re probably destined to have the brain that you do forever and nobody including yourself is capable of changing how it is wired and how it compels you to do the things you do. Your self pity routine is a waste of your time. Nobody cares or is listening except other mentally deranged people. You surround yourself with essentially the denizens of skid row and you’re at all surprised nothing keeps working out? If you’re going to have health problems then you were going to have them anyway, but it could be your environment or your activities are the cause too. It wouldn’t surprise me.

  3. How can anyone take anything Newt says as true?!

    The way he tells these stories, it’s all exaggerations and LIES:
    – He is always mentioning an “ex”. He must have 1,000 exes, according to him.
    – The exaggeration of him “bleeding all over the place”. They would not have let him leave the hospital if that was true!
    – That he was back at work the next day? C’MON. They are not gonna miss him at the go-kart track nor the FYE he is currently “managing”.
    – The sad sack pleas for pity, his deathbed “I’m sorry for everything”‘s. haha!

    I mean, Lifetime movies are less contrived and believable than this nonsense!

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