Oh, we’ve got Horseface and Mint Salad doing a video about the Barbie movie. This is some real feminism. Is Horseface going to be the one getting pissed on this time?
In case you don’t read every article, Mint Salad has a Fansly where she gets pissed on by her fat hillbilly pimp. Horseface knows this and apparently has no problem with it. Horseface did a Fansly “collab” with Mint Salad connected to this video. She aggressively advertises it as here:
According to the comments, Horseface doesn’t go nude. Thank god for small mercies. But she’s perfectly happy to do softcore porn and support this woman who’s doing watersports material with her aggressive hillbilly pimp.
0:00 – They’re sitting on some little couch in Mint Salad’s pimp’s home, I guess.
Horseface immediately starts talking about Tony from Hack the Movies. She pretends not to like him. Whether she does or not, I don’t know, but without Tony, she’s done. If Tony ever finds a woman to agree to do these reviews who doesn’t have the face of a horse, she’s out.
3:45 – Horseface is talking about how everybody had a “weird Barbie” and Mint Salad, who’s an orphan, says that she never had a Barbie before.
Horseface then, weirdly, says that she’ll buy Mint Salad a Barbie. Mint Salad says that she wants a black Barbie.
5:15 – Horseface says, “Every toy I had had sex with each other”. She goes on to say that even her Matchbox cars engaged in intercourse.
Why is everything about sex with this fucking horse-faced bitch? Even when talking about her CHILDHOOD TOYS she has to introduce sex into the discussion.
She thinks that this is sexy. She thinks that everybody wants to fuck her. Horseface.
6:00 – Horseface says that that half the world has “plastic titties.” Who is her social group where that figure is even close to true?
Then Mint Salad says that she doesn’t have any silicone and cups her tits. Horseface does the same thing. We’re supposed to be jerking off to this?
Mint Salad: So I don’t have anything in common with Barbie.
Horseface: Besides you’re pretty.
Mint Salad: Aww. Thank you. You’re pretty too.
Horseface: Aww. Thank you.
That’s why Horseface said it. This is Horseface’s thing. She says that EVERY woman is attractive because she wants the compliments in return. She’s a total narcissist.
10:00 – After a bizarre rant that had to do with her job that I couldn’t make heads or tails of, Horseface says, “I like hanging out with males or females or even people of non-gender identification.”
Eugh. Fuck off.
“I like hanging out with people.”
As opposed to horses? What the fuck was the point of this rant? Something about the patriarchy and she can’t get an editing job or…something. I don’t know.
10:15 – Mint says, “Do you think an autistic person would do well in this society?”
Nobody cares. She’s talking about the Barbie world, by the way. Worry about doing well in this world. Start by not getting pissed on for money.
And Horseface is just sitting there with this woman who gets pissed on like it’s nothing. She’s actively supporting this behaviour.
12:15 – “How about we just lift each other up and don’t hate each other or get jealous of each other.”
That was from Horseface. Horseface is doing some next level feminism here. Lifting up her fellow human beings by supporting them getting pissed on by their hillbilly pimps.
14:00 – This pimp is the world’s worst cameraman. He keeps zooming in and out and shifting the camera around. Really distracting. Just put it on a tripod, you piece of shit.
15:45 – Mint Salad predicts that she’ll be dead in 70 years. I feel terrible saying this but I think that she’s being extremely optimistic. The life expectancy for prostitutes, which is what she is, is…well…significantly less than 95, I’ll just say that.
16:45 – Horseface suggests that she’s from New York or lives in New York or something.
17:30 – Mint Salad goes on a bizarre and inaccurate rant about teenage drinking. She suggests that if it was legal for teenagers to drink, there wouldn’t be as many alcohol related deaths for teenagers. She goes on to suggest that in Europe, teenagers can drink.
I mean…I don’t know the laws of each country but it’s 18 to drink in the UK. That’s technically a teenager, I guess. But…weird and creepy rant from her.
21:15 – Horseface says that she’s going to get her own Youtube channel in the near future. Don’t you threaten me, Horseface.
Then the video ends with a list of Mint Salad’s Patreon supporters. Tony from Hack the Movies is there.
Speaking of which, Tony from Hack the Movies is ALL OVER the comment section. Well, he has two comments. But it’s two comments out of nine. So he’s responsible for 22.2% of the comments.
He doesn’t say anything interesting. It’s not even worth copying and pasting. He’s just trying to be a funny guy. He’s supporting this woman who gets pissed on by her pimp. This woman who Tony undoubtedly pays to have sex with.
I kind of want to see horse face go full nude and spread. Just to know that she has no lower to go and because it’s online it will exist forever. Long after she regrets it. And to that I’ll laugh.
Oh wait. Newt. I forgot. Newt will jack off to it until he gets ball collapse. So it’ll never happen.
That is actually probably one of the top reasons she wouldn’t do it. Because she knows certain people who would eventually see it and it would shatter her ego. It would prove however that she isn’t a tranny (mostly) to others though. So ehhh?
Not trying to be mean because, i don’t care either way….but honest to god when i first saw Crystal, i would have bet the farm that “she” was packing a fat, buttered sausage…now, i honestly don’t know. I wouldn’t bet the farm on it anymore- but I’m still open to the possibility.
Nah she’s definitely a woman. A very loud, self-absorbed, painfully stupid one who pretends to be into chicks just for the attention. She’s not as horrible a person as Newt, but she’s pretty awful for her own reasons. I wouldn’t want to know or be friends with anyone in that entire circle frankly. Steer clear.
devils advocate she’s def worse then newt.. she used him to get in his dumb projects to get noticed, lead the guy on hard core– only reason she ended up on HTM was because Newt worked for screen wave and suggested it then the mental breakdown happened. I hate how she constantly tried to act smart and analyze movies when she just comes off as really stupid.
If she really was a man she’d never shut up about trans “rights” like all the other mentally ill autogynophiles out there. Since she’s never said anything that tells me she’s a woman.