Gamer Girls

Oh, these ladies are getting desperate here. They’re going to talk about intercourse! And Pam is showing her tits in the thumbnail! Get your ding-a-lings ready for this one.

Pelee is at Pam’s apartment again. Pelee sure is spending a lot of time in Pam’s apartment. And as a reminder, Pam lives in…Ontario? And Pele lives in…I’m thinking Maryland or something. So it’s a bit of a journey and requires a passport. They’re clearly an item.

0:30 – Pele says that she’s been to visit Pam three times in the past year. Uh huh.

Then they start with What’Chu Drinkin’. They’re drinking alcohol. Who could have guessed?

I’m skipping to the next chapter.

6:00 – What’Chu Watchin’. Mamma Mia. Ummm…next chapter, please.

11:45 – Drops of God. Whatever that is. Oh, it’s about an Asian woman who works in the alcohol industry and she’s in love with a white woman who speaks French. I’m not even joking. This is a little on the nose. This is not remotely subtle.

Anyway, Pele says that she got a Apple’s streaming thing but doesn’t like subscribing to streaming services.

Hey…ladies…are you familiar with pirate streaming websites? I’ve been using the same pirate streaming site FOR YEARS. They have everything. Doesn’t seem to get shut down. I don’t want to give the address but it’s hardly some underground thing. I just went to Google and search for “pirate” “stream” and “reddit” or something. Some nerds on Reddit were sharing good websites.

Then Pam starts talking again. She’s talking about “rom coms”. I can’t. Pam is UNWATCHABLE. I’m skipping to the next chapter again.

22:15 – Pele watched some Dungeons & Dragons…movie? What? Pele is a big Dungeons & Dragons fan…I guess? Come on. Fuck off. Next chapter.

25:45 – Dead Ringers.

26:00 – Pam is explaining what it is and she says the…whatever this is…is about twins. Then a graphic pops up saying, “Like us.” Suggesting that Pam and Pele are twins.

It’s possibly racist. But whatever it is, this is some “cute” thing that Pam inserted into the video because she wants the world to know about her relationship with Pele.

I can’t watch this. Pam is talking about some feminism…thing. Unwatchable. Next chapter.

28:45 – I actually had to back up a little because they started talking about sex. Pam is saying that some…piece of media has a lot of sex. So Pele says, “Hell, yeah. We love the sex.”

Ummm…this is just uncomfortable. I’m glad that you ladies have found each other but…you’re both in your 40s. Why are you making these suggestive comments in a Youtube video? We get it. You’re having sex. Is this unusual for you? You have to boast about it like a high school kid who gets his first girlfriend? It’s weird.

29:15

Pele: Speaking of sex…

Pam: Which we love.

Pele: We love sex.

So anyway, that’s it. That’s all that this sex talk was about. That’s what this clickbait title was referring to. Just this stupid, pointless exchange.

30:00 – Pele starts talking about how hot Glenn Close was in Dangerous Liasions. Uh huh. The Crystal Quin school of movie reviews.

Can’t do it. Next chapter.

33:45 – Pam is talking about ANOTHER movie about Asian people. God, it’s so fucking offensive. It’s a misguided attempt to woo Pele. But Pele isn’t fucking interested in Asian movies and shit. Just because she’s Asian doesn’t mean that she can’t enjoy movies that feature people who aren’t Asian.

Wait…is this person on the cover Asian? She looked Asian to me but I looked it up and it doesn’t seem that anyone is Asian in this thing.

37:00 – Battlestar Galactica. They’re big Battlestar Galactica fans, guys. Pele referred to Star Trek as simply “Trek” because she’s also a big Star Trek fan, guys.

Even if these women are fans of this nerdy shit. Let’s just assume that they are. Who gives a shit? I’m not interested in that nerdy shit. I’m an adult man. I’m not interested in how many Tribbles Odo can shove in his ass. I stopped watching that shit when I was 15, like a normal person. It’s called maturing. Your tastes change.

46:00 – Pele started streaming. Pam advertises Pele’s Twitch channel. Link in the description.

https://www.twitch.tv/petee_puff

Well, she only started streaming within the past month or so, and she doesn’t appear on screen, but she still managed to attract three horntards into the stream.

So that’s the video. That was awful as ever.

Think of how easy it is for women to get viewers on Twitch. Even a woman who doesn’t appear on screen is able to quickly get viewers. Not a lot of viewers. It was literally three people leaving comments in her latest video. But how many thousands or millions of guys must be on Twitch and aren’t getting ANY viewers? Even after years of trying?

I don’t use Twitch so I don’t know but I’m assuming it’s a common issue.

And you look at somebody like Retro Ali. She gained 40 pounds so she started appearing as an anime girl because she didn’t want to appear on screen any more. She has horntards regularly going to her abysmal streams. Why? And again, I don’t think a lot of people are going but it’s some. It should be none.

How many people are coming to the blog? Let me check my stats, Newt Wallen style.

I’m getting about 65 viewers a day. I’m talking viewers, not hits. So 65 unique viewers a day. That’s maybe 2/3 as many as I got on my old blog, but I obviously lost people when the old site got shut down. People couldn’t find the new one.

I’ve been doing the blog for three years.

Is this good or bad? An average of 65 people reading a blog every day? It has to be pretty good. Especially given the limited appeal of the blog.

If this was Twitch and I had 65 people in the stream, that would be pretty good, right? I’d be alright with 65. Because I have, very occasionally, gone to Twitch and seen people with two people in the stream. And that’s sad as fuck.

The guy who played Donkey Lips on Salute Your Shorts has a Youtube channel. I’ve been following him around the internet for years. He used to post on his IMDB forum back when it had forums.

Anyway, his Youtube videos get about 300 hits, on average. That’s about the same average number of hits as I get.

So I’m doing at least as well as Donkey Lips. And I’m writing a blog. A blog is much less popular than Youtube.

Where was I going with this? Oh, that it’s easier for women to build an audience than men. Yeah, it’s true, of course. But if you’re putting out a good product, you’ll build an audience. And being a woman is no guarantee of success on Youtube or Twitch or whatever as is evidenced by just about all of these failed women Youtubers who I write about.