That One Game we REALLY Want! w/ Metal Jesus Rocks, Cannot be Tamed, Erin Plays and Top Hat Gaming – TheGebs24

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta7wyNE5WTA

How much is Erin going to embarrass and expose herself as a fraud in this one?  Let’s find out.

Oh.  I thought that it was going to be like a podcast, but no.  They’re given a question and then they have the opportunity to script out a response.  

0:30 – TheGebs24 talks about how this is such an awesome “collab” and that she’s going to link to all of their channels and we should all subscribe.

I find this peculiar because TheGebs has fewer subscribers than any of these people.  Even Erin.  These people are doing TheGebs a favour, not the other way around.

1:00 – Metal Jesus is first.  

He talks about working at Sierra in 1996.  He does this constantly.  Correct me if I’m wrong, but he worked on the fucking tip line or whatever it was.  Kids would call in and say, “How do I get the feather to defeat the whale in King’s Quest IV” and he would read the answer.  

Who cares?  He’s boasting about working in a call centre TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO.

Was he chilling with Roberta Williams?  Did Al Lowe ever give him a handjob?  No.  He was getting five bucks an hour answering the fucking hint line phones.  Get over it.

Then he says that the GAME that he wants is a Sierra graphics card.  Did he misunderstand the question/  What GAME do you really want?  

He talks about how “we” created a graphics card.  What role did Metal Jesus have in the creation of this graphics card as one of the people in the tip line department?  They wanted his expertise on how to disarm the bomb in Police Quest II?

2:45 – Shout out to Lazy Game Reviews.  That guy is a complete asshole.

3:00 – Awkward as fuck…like bookends…or something from TheGebs.  Like she’ll make weird little transitional comments between the speakers.  And it’s just bad.  Bad acting.

3:15 – Then we get Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining.  Is she actually going to name a game?

3:30 – Gabriel Knight.  That’s her game.  

It’s a Sierra game.  Do you suppose that Pam ever called the Sierra hint line and got Metal Jesus on the other end?  “How do I use the Fortune Teller’s binoculars?”

That hint line was such a scam.  I never called, of course because I wasn’t a fucking idiot.  It was two bucks a minute or whatever.  Like some sex line.  

I got the hint books, though.  It was basically a requirement for these games.  So that’s a similar scam that they were running.  The hint books were like fifteen bucks for a little book that came with one of those “magic” markers that revealed the answer or later they used a red piece of cellophane or something that revealed the answers.

Then Pam just starts talking about the game.  Who gives a fuck?  We’re not here for a review and we’re not here for your bad female comedy.

5:15 – Back to TheGebs with her GOD AWFUL acting.  

Erin got basically no intro.  Good for TheGebs for not trying to promote Erin as any kind of legitimate “gamer”.  Although, even putting her on the video is promoting her.

5:30 – Erin is wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt.  A different one from the one that she wore recently.  It’s all a complete lie.  She has no interest in these characters.  WHY WOULD SHE?  SHE’S A 35 YEAR OLD WOMAN.

But aside from that, she never saw a single episode of the 1987 cartoon series.  She was about 1 year old when it was on.  She didn’t see any of the movies.  She didn’t read any of the comics.  She didn’t have any of the toys.  But she’s a huge TMNT fan, guys.  Why else would she have an entire wardrobe of the shirts?  It can’t just be to scam the mentally retarded out of pennies, can it?

“When I saw the words, ‘bucket list’, ‘retro games’, my mind immediately went to the Nintendo red tent machine.”

What?  

Erin mentioned this recently.  This is all that she ever does.  She just mentions stuff that she recently said and then she forgets about them.  Let me check the archive.

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/05/erin-plays-and-mike-matei-stream-pac.html

https://gamergrrlsofficial.blogspot.com/2021/05/warioware-mega-microgames-erin-plays.html

She mentioned wanting the game in both of those videos.  I wrote those articles on 6 May and then 13 May.  So she mentioned wanting this thing twice within the span of one week.

Aside from this idiocy, an arcade cabinet is not really in the spirit of the question.  But Erin doesn’t know this because she’s a fucking moron.  And she wouldn’t be able to answer the question properly because SHE DOESN’T KNOW ANY GAMES.  Her only familiarity with video games is the stuff that she plays on stream, for money.

Then she admits that she’s not answering the question properly.

5:45 – “So the Nintendo Red Tent machine is a little arcade machine and it’s red.”

She is so motherfucking stupid that I can never get over it.  Do I even need to say anything here?  She’s talking about fucking colours again.  And she’s doing this in spite of the fact that the colour is IN THE NAME of the machine.

She doesn’t have a fucking clue.  She has no idea what this thing is.  She played it once at a Sizzler when she was out with her grandfather or something.  So now she’s all about it.  This is what she wants.  She became obsessed with this thing after that fateful afternoon at Sizzler.  After playing it one time in her entire life.  If that.

She says that she thinks that the levels in this arcade version of Super Mario Bros were later included in Super Mario: The Lost Levels.  Nice use of Wikipedia dot com.

6:30 – “So yeah.  I just think that the Red Tent machines are really cute.”

This is so fucking bad that I can’t even describe it.

“I’m *nostalgic* for it because it’s one of my earliest experiences with games.”

SHE PLAYED IT ONE FUCKING TIME.  AT A CASUAL DINING RESTAURANT WITH HER GRANDFATHER.  AND I DON’T BELIEVE THAT SHE EVEN PLAYED IT THAT ONE TIME.

“So yeah, one day I would love to own one of those things.”

Well, keep sucking on Mike’s phallus.  You’re bound to get it sooner or later.

That’s it.  That’s all that she had to say.  This was AWFUL.  Once again, she exposed herself as a total fraud who knows NOTHING about video games.

This is the problem when you have a complete fraud like Erin in the same video as people who are actually knowledgeable and interested in video games.  It’s fucking ridiculously obvious that she’s a fraud.

TheGebs has none of it.  She just totally ignores Erin’s idiotic video and moves on TopHatGaming.

It really begs the question why TheGebs even asked Erin to do a video.  She doesn’t seem to care much for Erin.  She must know that Erin is a fraud.  How can you not?  Maybe she just invited her to do this to further expose Erin as a fraud.

7:15 – So then this faggot with bad teeth and a top hat does some weird stereotypical British person impression.  This is shameful.  It’s just perpetuating stereotypes.  

English people don’t have considerably worse teeth than Americans do.  This guy does, though.  And I’ve never seen a single person wear a top hat.  That shit ended 150 years ago.  And they were worn in the US too.  But fashion has changed.

English people don’t talk like this fudge packer either.  He’s using a lot of stupid English slang like he’s from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.  

I don’t even know what game he wants.  He’s so off-putting that I wasn’t listening.  It’s some Double Dragon game.

8:45 – Back to TheGebs with her bad acting.  “How cool were those games?”

Two of them weren’t even games.  One was a piece of hardware and one was an arcade cabinet that has different games on it.  And it’s red.  It’s very important that we know that it’s red.

9:15 – TheGebs wants Rule of Rose.  Or something.  It’s a PS2 game.

9:45 – She says that she’s not going to describe the game because she’d get demonetised.

Well, this video has 6500 views after 24 hours.  What is she worried about?  The 10p that she’s getting from this video?  I said “10p”.  Get it?  Some of that British stuff that TopHatGaming and his ilk think that the world wants.  It’s how they say “ten pence” in the UK.  “Pence” is the plural for “penny”.  They have pennies in the UK, same as in the US.  Isn’t that wild?  But why do they say “pence” instead of “pennies”?  We’ll never know.  It’s just one of life’s mysteries.

12:00 – The video is over.  She lists the names of the horntards who give her money every month.

Hey, a comment from John Riggs.  Anyone want to guess who he’s replying to?

– “My local pizza place has a red tent that’s mostly unused. If I had a place to put it I’d buy it from them, or make an offer.”

Good for you, John Riggs.  Erin is still not going to have sex with you, though.

– “Metal Jesus and Pam were in the air. They both mention something from Sierra (See-air-rah), and then we have Erin (Air-run) on the bottom left. And then top hat gamer on bottom right. The first three mentioned had air in there somewhere, but I’m not sure about top hat. A top hat is vertical and goes up into the air. But top hat doesn’t use air anywhere in its name, so no connection.”

Hardcore autistic word play.  These are the people who watch this shit.

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