Gamer Girls

Oh, Newt is reviewing a horror movie. What a shocking turn of events this is.

He’s with PVC Bondage Girl. In his car.

0:30 – Newt says that they went to a “movie tavern”.

Oh. That’s the name of the cinema. The Movie Tavern in Exton, Pennsylvania. It just looks like a regular cinema. No tavern.

I’m reading some reviews. It seems like there’s a place to get alcoholic drinks inside of the cinema but outside of the actual screening room. Who cares? I’ve seen places like this in the UK. This must be a novel thing in the US.

1:15 – Newt had a pulled pork sandwich and whiskey. PVC Bondage Girl had a quesadilla.

Can you drink in the actual screening room? It seems to be. Yeah, you couldn’t do that stuff in movie theatres in the US twenty years ago. I don’t think. But of course you can do it in the UK. So a win for American alcoholics who can’t even see a movie without getting drunk.

What’s the appeal in getting drunk while watching a movie? You need to stay focused. Well, I guess that it could help with dating situations. Might get the courage to touch a boob or a thigh or something. And if the woman is also drinking, her inhibitions might be lower.

Is this what was happening here? Newt was rubbing on PVC Bondage Girl’s boobs while they were both drunk? It can’t be because we’ve recently discovered that Newt is gay. He shows his penis to other men.

Although, we also learned that PVC Bondage Girl is in fact a man. “Transmasc” as she likes to say. So…yeah. It all makes sense. These are two gay dudes going to the cinema. And one of the gay dudes touched the other gay dude’s boobs while they were both drunk.

2:15 – “The basic conceit of this movie is a gay couple.” Then Newt points to himself and PVC Bondage Girl. So…yeah. This is a homosexual couple. Two horny men.

3:00 – PVC Bondage Girl takes her jacket off. Whoa. Look at the melons on that guy.

Isn’t it cold in Pennsylvania in early February? PVC Bondage Girl is wearing a little dress. I guess. Or a sleeveless top of some description. What a weird thing for a man to wear in any weather but especially in fucking winter in rural Pennsylvania.

You can see PVC Bondage Girl’s bra as well. Not just the strap but also the top of her bra. This is…this is very strange attire for a man. But whatever. I’m not here to judge. We’re living in modern times.

6:00 – PVC Bondage Girl tells a story about how when she was a little boy, she would catch insects. She goes into some detail about how she had a “tunnel system” to capture them.

Newt doesn’t give the slightest of fucks. So he immediately changes the subject. Newt only wants to talk about Newt.

So I made it to 15 minutes. That’s about half of the video. I think I can safely stop here. They’re just going to continue to summarise the movie.