0:00 – She says that this movie was requested by some horntard on one of her “spicy sites”.
It’s Fansly. Let me warn you that there’s a picture of MintSalad’s bare breasts on there now. Holy shit. This woman…come on. She should not be doing porn. I’m sorry. She has a normal body, I’m not here to body shame anyone, but this is not what we want when we’re looking for porn. When you’re looking at porn, you want HOT CHICKS with GREAT bodies. That’s just the reality. Not some fucking chubby meth addict. I didn’t even know it was possible to be a chubby meth addict, but here we are.
She seems to still be banned from Twitter. So at least there’s that.
But back to this porn business. I don’t like that there are absolutely no standards in porn any more. Any fat chick or horse-faced woman can and will go out and do porn. Why? And who’s buying this shit?
Obviously, you’re not a bad person if you don’t have a great body. I’m just saying, don’t do porn. You can still have sex with your boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever combination, with as many people as you want, but just keep it off of the internet. Is that so difficult?
You need to find what you’re good at. Porn isn’t for everybody. And why is porn aspirational anyway? Just go get a normal job like a normal person. Why demean yourself? And for pennies. These bottom-feeders aren’t making much money on OnlyFans or Fansly or whatever.
At the very least can you put some effort into it? Start eating right and working out. A lot of these women seem to be taking pictures right after they ate a bucket of fried chicken. That’s not body-positivity, that’s delusion. That’s entitlement. You think that people want to see you naked no matter what you look like. No. Fucking retards maybe, but a normal-functioning person? No.
So anyway, some middle aged retarded man who’s inexplicably paying to see MintSalad naked wanted her to review The Breakfast Club. And I’ve seen the movie. So let’s watch the video. What insights is MintSalad going to have?
0:30 – She’s summarising the movie. That’s what this is going to be. The Tony from Hack the Movies School of Movie Reviews.
There’s loud music playing over all of this. People in the comments complain about it. Some guy named Cranberry Dave claims responsibility for this.
He’s a self-proclaimed legendary hip-hop producer. Uh huh. Anime banner. It’s just some giant nerd who’s editing MintSalad’s videos for free.
She keeps talking about “silly salad”. I don’t know what this is a reference to. Marijuana? I haven’t seen the movie in years.
So she liked the movie. 7.9/10.
This was bad. It was a bad video. But I watched it. All of it. That’s more than I can say for the dreck that Tony from Hack the Movies releases. This was like a 16 minute video. I can’t watch 16 minutes of Tony’s shit. Same with Newt. Newt and Tony make absolutely unwatchable videos.
So this Mint Salad video was bad but not unwatchable. It probably helped that I saw the movie. Also, the fact that it wasn’t some horror piece of shit.