https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaLcRuY5snc
0:00 – Yo yo yo. This guy is hitting it hard with the street talk, dawg. Where is he from?
I checked his Twitter. Brixton. That’s a borough in London. I used to live there. The population is overwhelmingly African-Caribbean.
I never had a problem. You’d see people with Rastafarian hats, the stench of hemp was common, I’d sometimes see some ne’er-do-wells partaking in petty crime or being a nuisance or what have you. But personally, nobody bothered me.
A lot of the people really thought that they were “street” and tough and whatnot but it’s a joke. I mean, just listen to this guy. He’s speaking in a typical African-Caribbean London “street” dialect. Would you be intimidated by that Mary Poppins shit?
There’s gang crime in London but it’s literally kids on bicycles stabbing each other.
Compared to what one will find in the inner cities of the US, it’s a complete and utter joke. Nevertheless, these people think that they’re “hard”.
So let’s hear what Mr Hard Man PlayStation Aficionado has to say.
Is Bobdunga wearing a lot of makeup or is she always that light-skinned?
1:15 – So his first question is where did the name “Bobdunga” came from. He goes on to say that he’s been a fan “for ages.”
How come I know the answer to this? I haven’t been a fan for ages. Actually, I suppose I have been watching her videos for quite a while. For “review” purposes, anyway.
By the way, I’m thinking that this guy might be gay. It’s hard to tell. Is he gay or just English? The gay accent and the English accent are very similar.
You know, I read that in like colonial times, people who were writing plays would put “English accent” or something into like the character description page as shorthand for “gay accent”. Like it was to indicate a homosexual character. And that’s why, to an American ear, English people sound gay. Because they’ve been conditioned through plays, and later movies, that “English accent” equals “gay”.
I don’t know how true any of this is. I can’t cite a source. But there’s no denying that English people sound gay.
This guy says “you was like” a lot, as opposed to “you were like.”
Let me state here that this guy doesn’t represent black English people. He represents a certain subsection of cretins who just happen to be black and English. Most black English people from London speak clear and proper English, you can understand everything that they say, they have a pleasing accent, and there’s no “yo yo yo” bullshit.
9:45 – “Raven. You’re at home, yeah? You’re chilling. Your phone’s ringing. You look at your phone and you’re like, ‘What is this weird number? I don’t know this weird number’.”
It’s Ali G and he wants his gimmick back.
So then he just asks some weird question about Robocop out of nowhere. What kind of interview is this?
Bobdunga says, “This is an elevator pitch.”
They’re called “lifts” in the UK. And “dumbasses” are called “cretins”. And “harmful stereotypes” are called “Mr Midas Games.”
11:00 – This guy starts talking about how he was “in music for years” and then “in tv”. He describes himself as a “tv presenter.”
He has less than 2000 subscribers. I don’t even need to elaborate.
This guy is just asking completely idiotic, random questions. Barbara Walters shit. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
14:45 – I swear that he said, “The French Prints of Bell End”.
Why is he talking about The Fresh Prince of Bel Air? Who knows? But it was shown on tv here like ten times a day. I don’t know if it still is. It was on this channel called Viva.
So then he wants Bobdunga to “pitch him” a French Prints of Bell End game.
This is dogshit. Does he even know who Bobdunga is? These idiotic questions could be asked to anyone. Although, why you would ask these questions to somebody is a mystery.
Bobdunga suggests a Fresh Prince dating simulator.
There was actually one good joke in the entire Fresh Prince run and it was about “computer dating”. This was before the internet and before dating sites and whatnot. You had to fill out a questionnaire, submit photos, and then send them to some company who would match you up with people.
So Will and Carlton are filling this out and Carlton suggests to Will that he should lie on the questions. And Will is outraged by this and says that it’s a complex programme that’s being used to match you with your perfect soulmate so you have to be completely honest. Carlton says, “So what kind of woman are you looking for?” and Will says, “Somebody with really big breasts.” It was the only time that I ever laughed while watching Fresh Prince.
Anyway, I made it to 17:30. I don’t think that he’s suddenly going to say anything worthwhile in the last five minutes of this.
I was probably too harsh on this guy. Yeah, he’s a buffoon and his questions were terrible but whatever . I’m sure he’s a pleasant enough guy. He’s trying to make something happen on Youtube. It’s not going to work but…that’s the case for 99.999% of “Youtubers”.