The Most Disappointing Games of 2022 – Cannot be Tamed (also Wesley “2 Scoops” Berry)

Oh, Pam is back from her depression vacation. Has she lost weight? Hopefully, not where it counts, am I right, fellas?

I worked with a woman who had huge tits and a huge ass. She was a normal weight, just had huge tits and ass.

Then she went on a diet. And she’s telling everyone about all of the weight that she lost and how good she feels. Lost a lot of the weight from her boobs and ass.

People were going out of their minds begging her to stop this madness. She looked way better before. But whatever, it’s her body. And she probably gained it all back and then some.

0:45 – Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands. Never heard of it.

2:15 – Chinatown Detective Agency. Never heard of it.

It’s based on some Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego game. Not the main game, I don’t think, but some adventure game. Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining says that she enjoyed the Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego tv show.

This is off-topic but Pam is boring the shit out of me. I was recently looking up Wesley “Two Scoops” Berry. He was on American Gladiators back in the day. He steamrolled through everybody. Then he was on International Gladiators, which combined the gladiators and contestants of the US, UK, Russian, and Finnish versions of the show and he steamrolled through everybody there too. He was great. It was like he was competing against children.

I’d look him up every so often. He apparently went to prison for taking part in an armed robbery of a bank not too long after appearing on the show. This was in the 1990s or 2000s, I guess. And I remember seeing a Youtube comment from somebody claiming to be his niece. She denied that he had any part in the robbery. But from what I gather, he was the driver. So maybe that’s what she was talking about. He didn’t actually go in carry a gun or whatever.

I see that in 2020, he appeared on a podcast. As here:

https://www.biotropiclabs.com/who-are-you-podcast/the-inimitable-wesley-2-scoops-berry-on-black-lives-matter-episode-1-of-4/

So he’s apparently out of prison. Or at least he was in 2020. Good for him. I’m going to listen to this podcast after I’m done with this tedious Pam video.

Actually, it’s only about 40 minutes. I’ll listen to this now.

What? Why is he talking about Black Lives Matter? Who cares? Talk about what the fuck you’ve been doing since American Gladiators.

And this website is just…it’s just a website to sell quasi-legal steroids. The podcast is a honeytrap to sell steroids. This is completely bizarre.

https://www.biotropiclabs.com/who-are-you-podcast/american-gladiator-competitor-wesley-2-scoops-berry/

There’s another 2 Scoops podcast, from 2017. Maybe this one is better.

Yeah, this is way more interesting. Why am I wasting my time with Pam aka CannotBeEntertaining when I can be listening to 2 Scoops relive his glory days on American Gladiators?

Well, let’s just get through this.

3:45 – Two Point Campus. Never heard of it.

5:00 – Souldiers. Never heard of it.

6:30 – Circus Electrique. Never heard of it.

So that’s the video. Riveting stuff as always, Pam.

Let’s hear what 2 Scoops has to say.

At first, I was concerned that this guy might be a fraud. How do we know that it’s really Wesley Berry? But no, this is the real deal. He’s able to give a lot of detail on the show and the things that he saw.

Unfortunately, the guy interviewing him doesn’t know shit. He never even saw the show before. He wasn’t even born at the time. He’s just giving quotes from random people on Youtube and shit. “Gemini69 thought that you were really awesome. How does that make you feel?” Who gives a shit?

He says that he applied to be on Ninja Warriors, or whatever that show is called, and was declined because he already won American Gladiators. That’s surprising.

Also…how old must he have been in 2017, when this podcast was recorded?

Here’s his Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/2xscoops/?hl=en

It’s mostly pictures of muscular women. Umm….okay.

Anyway, he was on the show in 1993. Let’s just say that he was 25 at the time. That would make him 49 in 2017. When did Ninja Warriors start, though? American Ninja Warrior. Nearly 2010. So he would have been maybe 42 at the youngest? Yeah, I don’t know. Maybe. He could have at least been given a chance to do it.

He says that he gave $70,000 to a girl whose father needed a kidney. If this is real…he’s an idiot. How much was the prize money on this show?

When he was on the show, he would have got about $50,000 for all of his appearances in a year, including winning the whole season. He did that twice. Then there were two International Gladiators competitions. Let’s say that he won $200,000 in total from his Gladiators experiences. It might be more or less than that.

That’s not going to last. He’s not going to be on American Gladiators for the next forty years. Plus, this is like four years of his life when he, presumably, wasn’t working. Or was only working some of the year. And he’s cutting $70,000 cheques to random junior high school students who he meets during his local speaking tours?

Then he says this woman left a comment on Youtube in response to somebody trying to slander his name. This is a reference to the alleged bank robbery.

So I don’t know. I mean, the only place I’ve ever seen reference of this bank robbery was in Youtube comments. I’ve never seen an article or anything.

But if he didn’t rob a bank what was he doing since American Gladiators?

Well, I say that but what was anyone doing after American Gladiators? What did Kyler Storm get up to after American Gladiators? No idea. None of these people went to become athletes in other sports, as far as I’m aware. Or famous in any other way.

Then he says, “Whether what they say he did in the media is true or not, I can bear witness for what he did for me and my family.” He’s sort of attributing this quote to this woman who got a cheque for $70,000 as a child to pay for her father’s kidney transplant.”

So now he’s implying that he was imprisoned for bank robbery. But he also did this good thing.

Well, maybe if you weren’t spending your money so willy-nilly, you wouldn’t have needed to rob a bank. But that aside, good for you giving this girl’s family the $70,000. It’s obviously a kind thing to do, although perhaps to the point of foolishness.

And so he was involved in a bank robbery. Everybody makes mistakes. This was like 20 years ago. And he apparently went to prison for it. I don’t think that it should be held against him for the rest of his life. He did it, he went to prison for it, now let’s move on.

Then he tells a bizarre story about he and Sabre (who he says was a former gang member) became friends. And Wesley went to Sabre’s “hood”, they saw a house burning, and they hatched a plan to save kids from this burning house. Sabre tied a water hose around Wesley’s waist, Wesley went into the house and saved two kids. The hose was used to pull him out of the house…somehow.

Now I’m beginning to question the truth-telling abilities of Saint 2 Scoops.

Then he talks about dealing with law enforcement after Gladiators came to an end. So yeah, it’s confirmation that he was involved in robbing a bank.

He says that a car exploded when he was near it and it caused burns to his body.

This was documented on an episode of American Gladiators. They showed pictures of him in the hospital with burn damage.

But in this podcast, he says that this car was rigged to explode when you started the ignition. He claims that it exploded merely by him being near the car.

No. Come on. My intelligence is being insulted with these stories.

First of all, why would a car be rigged to explode upon starting the ignition? That’s something that mafia hitmen do.

Just admit that you were attempting to steal the car and it exploded. It still leaves a lot of questions hanging but we don’t need all of the details. But this bullshit of you just happened to be near to a booby-trapped car and it just happened to explode…no. It’s an untruth, 2 Scoops.

Then he starts talking about Black Lives Matter. This is…some weirdo shit.

“TV stands for ‘tell lies to your vision'”

This is an example of the completely mental stuff that he’s saying. It stands for “television”, 2 Scoops. Come on.

He’s giving 2000 per cent to these bizarre conspiracy theories. It’s sad.

Nevertheless, the man did jump a car from a standing position. So I respect him for that.

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