(Originally published January 2020)
This is one of the more noteworthy videos that Pelvic Gamer ever did. She goes to a nerd convention and it’s just full of weird sexual stuff. I’m not talking about normal sexual stuff. She’s apparently into really weird stuff.
This is the video where she dressed up as a man and said that she was going to seduce herself. I referenced this many times subsequently. She also suggests that she’s into “weird butt stuff.”
She also hangs out with some horntards, some of whom came from Minnesota to Florida just to be with Pelvic Gamer, and she’s there with these giant losers AND her boyfriend. These horntards don’t have a clue.
It’s too bad that she doesn’t make videos like this any more. They were massively embarrassing but if she was still putting out videos like this, she’d definitely be the number two gamer grrl in terms of “interesting” content, secondly only to Erin, and possibly even above Erin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARBH4sxyK5w
I recently reviewed a Pelvic Gamer video and was shocked to see that it WASN’T full of weird sex references. “Maybe she’s cleaned up her act. Maybe I was wrong to think that she does heavily-sexualised content.”
No, I was right. Take this video from two weeks ago, for example. A simple video about her time at a gaming convention, right?
0:00 – Her usual sexualised intro
1:15 – After talking about some bizarre Final Fantasy cosplay/dance shit, she talks about an adults only…fuck…I don’t know. Some cosplay…rave…with…fuck. I don’t know. She says that she was too old to attend. I hate when people say this stupid shit. She’s maybe 27.
Then she starts talking about something called “AHA” or “After Hours Affair” where, “We watch our favourite video game and anime characters dress all sexy on stage.” She talks about how excited she got to touch the abdominal muscles of some sad bastard in a Final Fantasy outfit.
This is pathetic. Who would go to these things? How big of a nerd does somebody have to be to want to watch losers dressed up as anime characters doing “sexy” stuff? It’s completely beyond my comprehension.
2:00 – She did a convention with some dude I never heard of and the subject was “Your waifu is trash.” They would ask the audience who their favourite female anime character is and then talk shit about the character. “Husbandos” (or something) were also included. These are male anime characters, presumably. Something for the gay nerds out there. I assume that there weren’t any heterosexual women in attendance.
Who…how much are tickets to this thing? $25 for a one day pass, daytime only. That’s like the cheapest ticket. There’s also stuff that goes on at night, as mentioned previously. “Nerds after dark” shit.
People are paying $25…I mean…for this? Twenty-five bucks to see a couple of nobodies talk shit about anime characters. “Faye Valentine is a whore”. I mean…it’s insane. Who the fuck is going to this? Who’s paying money? Who’s wasting their time on this shit? Stay at home and jerk off to Ghost in a Shell. It would be a much more productive use of your time, much more entertaining, and COSTS NOTHING.
2:45 – She participates in that childhood game where you put a ball (or Chocobo-shaped balloon in this case) between your legs and try to waddle across. She does a terrible job of it. This is insane, what adult wants to do this shit, what adult is PAYING to do this shit, but whatever. Way more baffling shit goes on here.
4:00 – Then she shows some losers in cosplay and claims that this is her favourite part of the convention. But she also said that “After Hours Affair” was her favourite part, so take it for it’s worth.
She’s rubbing on dudes who…I guess are dressed as video game or anime characters.
4:15 – And then…I feel like I have to give a warning. I’m going to talk about some fucked up shit. If you’re already squeamish at this shit so far, please do not continue.
Lady Pelvic dresses up as some anime that nobody has ever heard of. It’s just a police uniform and a blonde wig. AND IT’S A DUDE!
“I recommend this anime if you’re into weird shit. Like super weird shit. Like weird butt stuff shit.”
Then there are numerous videos of Lady Pelvic in a hotel room rubbing her buttocks in front of an unmade bed.
She tells us that she was wearing a “binder”. I assume that this is something to make her breasts smaller, but she’s pretty small anyway.
“The best part was seducing myself because I was a pretty Vichy (or something) boy”.
I’m not sure what Nazi-controlled France has to do with anything but…fuck…come on. She’s…she’s talking about dressing as a man, some obscure hentai character…and then…having sex with herself. That’s what she’s saying right? This is happening. She actually released a video about this and it’s all documented. There are fucking videos of her as this character and she’s saying all of this shit.
It’s insane. Does she ever plan to get a job? How can she even go out in public after releasing this? And it’s not just this video, she’s been releasing disgusting videos where she’s dry humping Link plushes and the like FOR YEARS.
I mean…let’s say that she was just making videos about video games and anime. Pretty embrassing, right? “Oh, you’re a huge nerd who really likes video games and anime. I don’t think that I want to be around you.”
But she’s posting highly sexualised content about video games and anime. She’s talking about how aroused she gets by video game and anime characters. She’s doing stuff with these dolls and action figures and plush novelties. It’s unbelieveable.
And you know who’s watching? Fucking nobody. She’s doing this for a handful of even more pathetic sexual deviants. According to Socialblade, she’s getting $250/year from Youtube.
This is going back a few years, but people used to talk about the embarrassing shit that Tom Green would do. Sucking on a cow’s udder and whatnot. “How can he embarrass himself like that? Doesn’t he have any dignity?”
That man was making millions of dollars. Pelvic Gamer is doing what I consider to be much more embarrassing shit for $250/year.
4:45 – Then she talks about a couple of hardcore losers who came to this convention. One guy is a moderator of her Discord and the other guy…fuck…I don’t know. Just some other loser. It’s the equivalent of Shishi to Erin Plays.
So these two virgins travelled from Minnesota and somewhere else to Florida just to hang out with Pelvic Gamer. You can see a picture of these gentlemen at 5:00. This is probably the closest that these guys have ever been to a woman. By the way, I think that Pelvic Gamer lives in Florida so she didn’t travel far for this thing.
Then the rest of the video is about her hanging out with these losers. And I think her boyfriend is also there, which really adds to the weirdness. Some cuckold shit. And…it’s just fucking sad. It’s the saddest shit you’ll ever see. This is the highlight of their lives. “Wow! I get to hang out with a woman for a few days. I can’t believe it!”
So…how to summarise? It’s pathetic, it’s bizarre, and everybody involved with this should re-evaluate their lives. I say that genuinely. What the fuck are you doing with your life that you’re going to something like this? Why would this be appealing to anyone? There has to be a mental health element to all of this.
Edit: Here’s a giant nerd doing a video on this convention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eslWEtn25-g
You could not pay me enough to be there.