Gamer Girls

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LciGNoJ9QQ

She’s painting her hovel.  Doesn’t seem to be doing a good job of it.

0:45 – “I want to apologise right now to any painter or decorators that are watching this.  If you’ve got any tips or if you’d even like to come up and help me, please contact me on my Facebook group.”  She then gives the link.

“Link your business so I know you’re not some creep or weirdo and please come and help me, please.”

PAY THEM, YOU CRETIN.  She’s always looking for a free handout.  She wanted an elaborate painting of like a spaceship’s door ON HER CEILING a few months ago.  She made the same insulting, “If you’re a professional and want to work for free, get in touch.  Otherwise, fuck off” appeal.

That’s not a direct quote but she literally told people to fuck off if they were contacting her for any reason other than being a professional who’s willing to work for free. 

 Doesn’t she understand that people deserve to get paid for their labour?  She’s hoping that there’s some fucking horntard out there, who’s a professional painter, and is willing to work for her for free.  Why would anybody do that?  

As a kid, my mother forced me to paint a couple of rooms in our house.  Then she’d complain about the quality.  Tell me that I’d have to do another coat of paint.  And another one.  It would take hours to put tape around the woodworking, like around the windows, so she’d tell me not to.  “Professional painters don’t do that.”  I’m not a professional painter, you imbecile.  I’m trying to avoid getting paint on the fucking wood.  And I don’t want to do any of this.  I’ve told you a thousand times that I don’t want to do any of this.  Paint your own walls.  Or hire somebody.

I might have got paid something but if it was as much as $50, I’d be really surprised.  For painting a bedroom and the living room.  This job would have been $1000 easy, if done by a professional.  Let me look this up.  Maybe I can get some idea of prices.

Here’s a site that gives an estimate of £400 per room.  That’s about $500.  So for two rooms, I was exactly right.  This was years ago, so the price would have been lower but adjusted for inflation it’s right.

But yeah, £400/$500.  That seems reasonable to me.  Why doesn’t this woman just pay somebody £400 to paint the fucking room?  I’d rather do that than paint it myself.  And I know if I do it myself, it’s going to look like shit.  Never mind the fact that I just don’t want to do it.  I don’t want to spend many days inhaling paint fumes and painting this shit.  It’s physically demanding and boring.

No, she doesn’t want to spend the £400.  She wants you to come over and do it for free.  But only if you have your own painting and decorating company, otherwise, fuck off.

1:00 – A close up shot of her American girlfriend’s fat ass.  I could have gone without seeing that.

Also, all of her shit is in the room, which obviously makes painting even more of a challenge.  Somebody mentions this in the comments and she said that there was no room for this stuff anywhere else.  They live in a tiny place but how is it possible that they couldn’t put this somewhere?  Just put it all in your bedroom, completely blocked off, from floor to ceiling, and sleep in the living room until this is done.  Surely, that would have worked.  

1:15 – “The problem we’re having is that the roller is crap.  It’s not rolling.”

So get a better roller.  She got the cheapest fucking roller that the pound store sold.  

Pay the fucking money.  Why does everything have to be done on the cheap?  And then she complains that the quality is bad.  Of course the roller isn’t going to be any good.  You paid 79p for it.  What do you expect?  

1:45 – “I know everybody in the comments is going to tell me what I should and shouldn’t do, but if you’re a reputable painter and decorator, get in touch, let’s have a conversation.”

You’ve already said this.  And she makes out like she’d be doing this professional painter a favour.  Like it would be a great honour to paint her hovel for free.  Anyone who has pride in their work, as a professional painter would do, would expect remuneration.

2:15 – “Jess, show them what happens with this brush in the tray.  You see how it doesn’t spin?”

I see.  What did you think would happen when you bought this piece of shit from PoundStretcher?  Did you think it was going to be professional-grade equipment?  

My girlfriend is like this.  She’ll always mention that she got a “good deal” on something.  And inevitably, it turns out to be a piece of shit.  

I understand that when you don’t have money, it’s difficult.  But even when I was completely destitute, I didn’t do things on the cheap.  I would either do without or I’d save up and get something halfway decent.  

2:45 – Then she gets in an awkward position to paint an awkward area of the wall, and she complains that it’s “the worst” and that she’s trying to avoid painting the brickwork.

Yeah.  It’s difficult.  It’s a difficult job when you’re completely unskilled and have shit tools.  I could have told you all of this before you embarked on this.  Just pay the £400.  Problem solved.

3:30 – Then this fat American woman says that TheGebs24 obviously missed some spots.  Yeah.  Of course.  She doesn’t know what she’s doing and she’s using a complete piece of shit for a tool.  

This could have all been avoided.  The fighting, the backache, bumping your head on the beam, the frustration, the shitty tools, getting paint on all of your stuff, the many days of work involved.  Just hire somebody.  Wouldn’t it be worth it?   £400 is not a lot of money for all of this.  Think of what you’re saving.  

Here’s another problem: this woman clearly lacks the upper body strength to do this.  Maybe her hoss of a girlfriend could do it.

7:00 – Then she encourages you to pay money to be a “bacon and eggs or above” subscriber on Youtube so that you can see a video where some workmen removed beams or something from this attic.  Wow.  What an incentive.  

Although, did this woman actually spend money on competent professionals?  Maybe that would be interesting to see.  But I think that I’ll keep my $5/month or whatever this costs instead.

8:45 – “It has been a long day and I have not long been home from work.”

What?  She has a job?  I thought that her only “job” was making these shit Youtube videos.

9:30 – Then there’s an eternity of footage of her sorting through magazines.  Magazines that she bought from “car boot sales” for pennies.  Why?  Why are we seeing this?

10:45 – She complains that some PS4 that she got from a secondhand shop was missing a “suitcase” or something.  Yeah.  It’s a used item that you undoubtedly got a “good deal” on.  What do you fucking expect?

11:45 – More eternal footage of her sorting through her cheap shit.

14:30 – I’m done.  This is boring.  I can’t watch five more minutes of this.  I can’t watch five more seconds of this.  

– “don’t buy cheap brushes and rollers always buy good brushes and first coat add a little water will help”

– “You need to buy quality equipment first from Dulex center e.g Purdy rollers , pole, brushes, get a decent paint scuttle , then get a high quality Dulex one coat paint,”

– “You should’ve done it the other way around… first paint then set up things… I feel your urge to unbox, but now it’s a huge hustle”

– “Who’s the purple guy at about 6 min into the video?”

That’s her girlfriend.

Loads of people tell her that she’s an idiot for painting with her stuff all in there and she leaves sarcastic comments indicating that it’s impossible.  It can’t be.

So anyway, that’s…that deeply unpleasant woman.  I can’t imagine why the channel hasn’t taken off.